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  1. Three reasons for the inclusion of the relevant treaties in the OP.

    Firstly, we had not explicitly clarified our position on the Sandstorm Confederacy as of yet, and secondly that they provided specific exemption for Pacifica in the Recognition of Hostilities posted in regards to Umbrella and Sengoku.

    Given that, and the fact that the same treaties were used by Sengoku and Umbrella in their respective DoW's it would follow that this is simply a recognition of a preexisting fact.

  2. Caladin aided an alliance at War, and DBDC, like us, recognize that as an transgression, however we were able to come to a diplomatic solution without resorting to conflict. Its as simple as that, it happens all the time, I could list a half dozen AA's that have done similar this year towards us alone. We don't treat every aid packet as a DoW.

  3. This is not the announcement you are looking for...
     

     

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    "I'm Afraid I Just Blue Myself - The Are You My Cousin? Accords"


    A Bob Loblaw Treaty


     


    Now the story of two wealthy alliances that have everything, and the one piece of paper which has no purpose but to keep them all together.


     


    Article I - No Touching


    Both parties agree that no touching is to occur between nations. Wars and other means of conflict are to be avoided at all cost between the two undersigned alliances. No touching! No touching! No touching!
     

    Article II - That's Why You Always Leave a Note


    Notes are a vital way to ensure communications between friends, and to make sure all limbs remain intact. Both parties agree to assist the other in parenting issues which may include but are not limited to incidents involving foods, cars, and boats.
     

    Article III - Sister Is My New Mother, Mother


    And is it me or is she looking hotter? Friendship and two way communication are vital to each party. Both alliances agree to be friendly and cordial and to resolve any potential disputes via private communications.
     

    Article IV - AHHHHHHHHHH GENE!!!


    Isn't he the best?  Or is he just an idiot with balloons? When information worthy of being passed onto Gene Parmesan is discovered by either alliance, it becomes an obligation to pass on said information to the other alliance. GENE PARMESAN!!!
     

    Article V - There Is Always Money in the Banana Stand


    Both parties agree that burning down the Banana Stand is to be forbidden. Economic assistance and cooperation is encouraged to foster greater relations. We really can't make this more clear.
     

    Article VI - I Don't Understand The Question And I Won't Respond


    Whether or not it is a plate or platter is irrelevant. Both alliances agree to not explain this treaty to anyone.
     

    Article VII - Watch Out For Loose Seals!


    Swimming is dangerous. In the event of finding Lucille, Lucille Too, a Loose Seal, or any other dangerous encounter, either alliance can request the assistance of the other party. Fulfilling the request is optional. Just don't become a monster!
     

    Article VIII - Take To The Sea!


    Upon realizing the wise counsel of Barry Zuckerkorn, all future meeting shall be held in international waters. Should potential aggressive actions be discussed at these sea-born meetings, either party can opt to join in on the fun. It is international waters after all.
     

    Article IX - I've Made A Huge Mistake


    I've made a huge mistake. Maybe even the biggest little mistake I've ever made. Or even a huge tiny mistake. I don’t want no part of each other's tight-ass country-club. Say goodbye to these!
     

    Article X - Army Had A Half Day, Mother


    Mom signed me up for the army, just because the fat man dared her to. Should this treaty be dissolved, there will be a 72 hour additional Non-Aggression Pact added to the treaty in order to binge watch Arrested Development again, and to collect all of our medals.
     

    Article XI - The Man Inside Me


    Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up! Nothing wrong with that. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks. Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can sink your arrow into my buttocks any time. Sengoku guarantees the New Pacific Order no more than five Red Senators. The New Pacific Order guarantees Sengoku no more than five Pink Senators.
     
     
    Signed For the New Pacific Order,
     
    Letum,
    Emperor of the New Pacific Order
    Dungeon Master of Order

    Frawley,
    Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order

    SeasonsofLove, Necoho, & Scourge
    Imperial Officers of Foreign Affairs of the New Pacific Order
     
    Signed For Sengoku,
     
    hartfw, Emperor
    autosave36, Shogun
    Schad, Daimyo of Foreign Affairs
    Auctor, Daimyo of War
    President SO, Daimyo of Internal Affairs
    Petro, Daimyo of the Dusty Trails
    Konrad Curze, Daimyo of To Be Determined
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    Rogal Dorn- Kensei/Bartender Emeritus
    dockingscheduled, Roju
    bcortell, Roju

     

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    Marriage Notice

    For several years, Pacifica and R&R have been like that pair of friends you have who everyone is pushing to get together, but who just won't do anything. We've had the matchmaker friend (NATO) try to set us up for a long time, but we refuse to do anything despite being clearly compatible. We've flirted a bit, even had some foreplay, but neither of us has ever really sealed the deal and gone for it.

    There's always been another man or woman, or a reason why we shouldn't do it; either we've been seeing other people, or been drunk and respectful, or just denied our feelings existed while we knew something was going on. Eventually, the excuses ran out, and we started wondering, why not? What's keeping us?

    Thus it is my great pleasure to formally announce the...
     

    Just Married Accords

    We gather here today at the county courthouse on the corner of Pacific Blvd and R&R Ave to recognize the union between these two alliances. After living, in sin, under the same roof for so many years, the New Pacific Order and R&R have finally come together to recognize their relationship. Only the Almighty Admin knows what thoughts led to this ceremony today: NPO perhaps realizing the missed opportunity of claiming marriage tax credits, R&R perhaps realizing that they find themselves clubbing with NPO more often than with their other flings, or perhaps both realizing that they had replaced the toothbrush they left at the other's home far too many times to still be dating. And so, with $50 in hand, these two drove downtown to visit the Justice of the Peace to 'just get this over with already.'

    Article I

    R&R and the NPO agree to try and learn to love one another. The couple agrees to refrain from domestic violence, to be honest and true to each other, and to respect each others personal space.

    Article II

    R&R and the NPO agree to continue fostering the relationship between their two alliances. Either may request to attend couple's counseling or material aid of any variety, which the other is encouraged, but not obligated, to fulfill.

    Article III

    R&R and the NPO agree that if either feels this unholy matrimony is no longer in best interests, they will notify the other of the intention to run off with a hot mistress. They will remain legally married for seventy-two hours from the start of the divorce proceedings.

    Signed for the New Pacific Order:

    Letum,
    Emperor of the New Pacific Order
    Dungeon Master of Order

    Frawley,
    Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order

    SeasonsofLove, Necoho, & Scourge
    Imperial Officers of Foreign Affairs of the New Pacific Order


    Signed for the R&R:

    cmf0203,
    President

    WarriorSoul,
    Vice President

    MutedFaith,
    Minister of Foreign Affairs

    The happy couple has a gift registration at Liquor Depot. Please send tech in lieu of flowers.

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    My Comrades,

    Being the Emperor of the New Pacific Order places the weight of the world upon your shoulders and Farrin, our outgoing Imperator Emeratus, has borne this responsibility and delivered the Order in an enviable position. At his lead we have seen some severe re-adjustment of the systems of the Order, the growth model utilised and our economic system. I would like to thank Farrin for facilitating these changes and assuring him that the good work will continue now and long into the future.

    Coupled with these internal changes we now need to reassert ourselves on the world stage, we must make new allies, mend old grudges and bring the world under the banner of Pacifican Revolution. All Pacificans will be called upon to support this venture, and with all of us working together we will not fail.

    Finally I would like to thank Letum for trusting me with this responsibility, I was not expecting this appointment and intend to give it my all.

    Hail Emperor Letum
    Hail Imperator Emeratus Farrin
    Hail the New Pacific Order
  6. Why "particularly Pump"? Surely as somebody who has worked with probably every military officer in the NPO at some point I have more clout than most when attempting to defend his abilities? I realise you have been a good servant to the Order but the hatred you had of one another would mean that your opinion is particularly biased. A lot of people were taking an active interest in the military, however very few were competent. He had to input so much because those around him were not able to deal with the war on their own. The military ceased to be when he was removed from the alliance because there was nobody able to deal with it, which shows why he had to put in so much input. Have either Koona or Umbrae actually led Pacifica in a war yet? (This incredibly balanced affair not withstanding)

    ...yes, he really did.

    Oh, and nobody answered my question about when "Franco was brought back".

    'particularly Pump' was probably not the best choice of words, however if IIRC, for a large part of Anthony's Tenure as Military Officer, you where hopping between the Orders, and would never have got the opportunity to experience him over time. Anthony when he first took up the role was alright, however his particular style of managing the Military Command eventually stopped advancement of any new methods or ideas with which to tackle the new problems. I may be biased, however our relations only soured near the end of his reign, but I do know that the MilCom moved in leaps and bounds at his departure, and now once again stands at the pinnacle of CN.

    The fact that the military stopped moving while he was not around is no point for Anthony, it is an indictment. He never spent the time to install measures to ensure that he was not needed for action to take place, nor did he encourage anyone, but the select group (#jrcom), to actively pursue any career in Military Affairs.

    Koona and UmbraeNoctem have led the Order through a number of conflicts, in fact Koona in every conflict since the War of Retribution I believe

  7. Clearly not or people would not be conversing about him.

    He may have been a !@#$% but Anthony was the best Field Marshall I have ever worked with and has done more for the NPO on CN than the vast majority.

    I don't usually post here, but Anthony does not merit defence from anyone, particularly Pump. Anthony led first during the second Great War, which is categorically labelled as one of our worst performances on the field of battle. His only saving grace was that he had a lot of spare time, and that very few people at the time were taking an active interest in the military. Anthony’s War Machine, if you could call it that, was completely reliant on his input, for target lists, tracking and conduct. As soon as he was removed from the alliance, the military ceased to be. The current system under the guidance of Koona and UmbraeNoctem is Superior in absolutely every possible way, and comes with enough redundancy, that neither has to be online for a war to be fought.

    Edit: Just a issue with the footnote idea, both Zhadanov (who?) and Andaras were also discussed by Vladimir. Doesn't mean that they aren't relegated to the footnotes of history.

    OOC: Rand is a joke, Try Oakeshott, Hayek or Mises for Philospohy that actually makes sense.

  8. Norfolk Conquered

    A secret organization known only as ‘Dumbledore’s Frawley’s army’ has made plans to conquer Norfolk Island. The Australian Government just sort of laughed. Then sent in a squadron of ships. Then said ‘Hey mate’.

    Do not believe these lies spread by the news, the invasion was a complete success.

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