[Dark Fist's reponse to NSO]

As an orthadox jew, I appreciate this christmas present!

I like all the parties involved, but hey planet Bob has been too quiet lately.

[An announcement from RoA and TKTB]

Congrats to our beloved allies in RoA..

we look forward to getting to know TKT better..

[An Announcement from the United Earth Directorate]

All of these differnt announcments have left me baffeled, as to what is going on. However in all honesty..most of us have hardly heard of UED, and will not continue to follow these threads anyways.

[Rate Blocs.]

I'm happy that AZTEC is getting a good score, but I'm starting to be worried by this whole "We love NV, but don't know anyone else there". We all love NV, but its time you got to know GLOF as well. We've been around for 2 years, and have fought in every major conflict since.

You are all welcome to jump over to www.square-n-compass.net for some free beer and donuts, compliments of our FA team.

[An Official Dispatch from the seat of Helena in Saundustee]

We wish Modus all the best of luck in his future alliances. I am happy that this was resolved in the manner befitting freemasons.

Monkeybum, GLOF Grand Chancellor.

[Announcement from GOONS]

What I liked even more, was that the only other video that lamuella has uploaded onto youtube, is of a

Finally we have proof that the famous Goons "I'm a jerk" temperament, is just a mask hiding a real softie inside.

[The Blood Bond]

Congrats to our allies from Bushido!

[A Joint Notice from The Orange Defense Network, The International, and The Resistance]

It is a sad day, when a treaty with such high ambitions breaks apart.

While the current state of OUT, makes GLOF very sad, we still wish all the orange alliances the best of luck.

[9th Council elected in the Lodge!]

thanks for the woot woot, and the love.

[AZTEC Special Announcement]

I thought you were going to send some flowers..

[Ragnarok Treaty Cancellation]

I dislike mysteries..we only come on the OWF to hear the juicy gossip. If you decide to keep us in the dark, at least help us start some rumors with some extra vague hints..

[An Anniversary and a Resignation]

ooooh we will miss you mech..

The 57th is a great alliance, I'm sure they will go from strength to strength.

[From The Jungles With Love]

here we come!!!!!!

O7 AZTEC,

O/ our emperor..

[The Fact]

I've analyzed the situation, and without any doubt you are now at war with the great alliance of NONE.

The only honorable thing for your alliance is to fight them with a vengence, and show that you will not show NONE any mercy.

Let the HUN fight the NONE!

[The Dawn of the Iron Blades]

Congrats to both members, it's always fun to see your friends get along.

[An official statement from The Grand Lodge of Freemasons]

Alliances based on one of the greatest tv shows of all time, are definatly considered viable.

[Pro-Piracy Act of 2009]

I find it funny that you copied an officail DOC law. What does D.L. stand for? With us, it is DOC Legislation, where the number represents the year and the piece of legislation passed in that year. Does Goons have a parliament? Hmm... If you wanted to insult us, you could have just done it to our face instead of subterfuge.

I actually like you guys..but they did just insult you to your face, there is no subterfuge here.

[An NWO apology to Monos Archein]

I think that copying is the biggest compliment you can get!

plus almost all charters are very similar to one another. Its been a long time since planet Bob has seen any truely original ideas in a charter.

[Third Triannual Report of the Fifth Year of Order]

I've set myself a new goal, of not letting Mary double my score in a game of scrabble.

[Grand Global Report, International Edition]

I'm surprised by the high quality of this. Where do we sign up to get an alliance wide subscription?

[DAWN's 100 days anniversary]

We at GLOF congratulate DAWN. We love you guys.

P.S I dispute that IRON has the most active embassy on your forum.

[Declaration of War]

happy Hunting

[R&R Foreign Affairs Dispatch]

Congrats to our allies

[FCO milestone]

Anyone else notice the small GGA insiginia on the dead soldier?

Well, shoot my dog and call me Sally. It seems FCO has reached 2 million NS yet again! Let's compare this announcement to the previous one, shall we? Last time we announced this, our strength was 10% that of NPO's - now it's about 33%. Last time, we were about 1,2 million NS ahead of iFOK - now we're 1,1 million NS ahead. Last time, we were ranked #64 by NS - now we're #52. Last time, we didn't have a picture of me shooting laser beams from my eyes - now we do.

I'd say we've made some progress. B)

[AZTEC DoW]

Good Luck AZTEC.

o/

Keshav you are way too young to post those pictures in your sig..