Franz Ferdinand
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"I just don't see how your taxation scheme will work."
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"Lübeck is concerned with the tone that Greater Croatia has taken against fellow signatories, therefore, the state of Lübeck leans towards the expulsion of the sovereign nation of the Slavs, as it appears they appear to be establishing conflicting ideas."
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"This is the wrong place to propagate the recruiting of other nations, I believe."
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War is not inevitable, it is curious to us to see the almost panicked reactions in some quarters. Europe has nothing to fear from the spread of democratic values.
"Yet what about the aggressive behaviour shown by Greater Croatia towards Bavaria. I'm certain that they wouldn't see this pact as a good thing."
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"Lübeck is wondering why we have been left out of the voting process."
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With this pact signed, Lübeck has started to prepare for the inevitable, a war from the south.
"You declare yourself a force for 'democracy', whatever that is, yet however, you have plans to unlawfully force your enemies to bend over backwards for you. How can you justify this at all?"
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News Update
{INCIDENT: EXPLOSION AT KAROLING RESIDENCE}
"It appears that a recording of the incident has been found, stitched together from several different sources, we hope that this possibility can allow us to discover who possibly was behind this deliberate act of wanton destruction."
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News Update
"We have managed to get an accurate picture of the damage caused by the bomb. The owner seems to be dead, while his granddaughter appears to be in a critical condition. A female shop assistant managed to get out of the way of the blast, yet was knocked unconscious as a result of it.
"Detektiv Holst, and his team, are currently working around the clock to discover who was behind these most heinous of crimes."
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News Update
"It appears that one of the perpetrators of the Karoling Butcher Shop explosion was dressed up as a clown. It seems that the clown had a Hanseatic look to him, and was acting very shifty. More developments shall follow as they occur."
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Newsflash from Lübeck
"A butcher shop in the middle of Lübeck has blown up under mysterious circumstances. The occupants, Otto Karoling and his granddaughter Klara were known to have had disagreements with the ruler of the Hanseatic League. It is possible that they held information on the ruler's sordid past. The government of Lübeck are looking into this matter very closely indeed."
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"Looks like I better start investing in stronger security..."
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A note to sceptics
A public announcement
"Several nations have criticized my choice to establish guilds in Bavaria.
Well, just as was planned by me, the guilds paid off quite well. Bavaria's industry and economy grew noticably in the last weeks and months since guilds were established. The Bavarian GDP is now 2,584,743,695,605 $ (two trillion, five hundred eighty-four billion, seven hundred fourty-three million, six hundred ninety-five, six hundred and five), at an all-time high.
The GDP per Capita is 82,584.21, which makes the Bavarian people the richest in the world.
May this be sufficient to silence doubters."
"It seems that Bavaria forgot about the lightning bolt!"
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Bornholm, Lübeck
A courier ran into the office of the ruler of the nation, speaking quickly and out of breath. He was carrying some sort of brown jiffy bag under his arm, marked 'Important'. Vega, the almighty ruler of Lübeck was smoking a cigar, while working on top-secret plans for the nation. He was focusing hard on his work, yet looked up towards the courier when he heard him speak.
"Min leder, Director Egon, lineal of Xaristan has been assassinated!"
"Why must you be so melodramatic, I bet he's just forgot which city he's in again."
With this, Vega laughed to himself, as he found his little joke amusing, the courier also faked a laugh, so that his boss wouldn't fire him on the spot.
"So, tell me, my kurer, what do they call you?"
The courier was shocked that the ruler of his gracious nation asked him for his name.
"...Well, if you really want to know, it's Klaus."
Vega smirked a little, upon hearing this.
"I foresee great things for you, so anyway, who is that parcel from?"
Klaus then spoke in a semi-serious tone.
"It's from the nation of Xaristan, that is all I was told."
"Ok, then Klaus, leave the package here, I'll see what is so important, that it interrupts my precious planning... oh, by the way, you can have the rest of the day off to enjoy yourself."
"Thank you, min dejlige leder!"
Klaus then dropped the parcel on the table for Vega to read and observe, while going through the large oak doors he originally came through.
10 Minute Later
Vega was deep in thought over after watching the tape, something was intriguing him, and then he remembered what it was.
"Looks like that Green Flag is turning out to be a formidable foe for America, now that is perfect for me. I can now focus on the finer perks of the job, time to put this footage in the archive."
With this, Vega stood up from his desk, turned around, and dropped the DVD case down a chute.
"I don't believe any of the citizens will want to see that, time to arrange a conference, and get all footage of the event off the airwaves of Lübeck. Sure, people will find it in the end, yet what can I say, once I'm done with it, they will have become too desensitised to it."
Vega then laughed heavily, and hard, knowing that his plan will be certain to work.
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"This is deeply concerning... why must my enemies always have to wear those ridiculous ties?"
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"Tierra del Fuego and the Falkland Islands are still under the control of Lübeck, just so that you are informed of that."
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"Lübeck supports the actions of our Slavic brethren completely and unilaterally on this issue."
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This part of your claims has already been claimed while I still hold Tierra del Fuego and the Falkland Islands as Protectorates.
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"Monolith now has a Senate Candidate, all hail Chairman Franz Ferdinand!"
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We do not care for your beer, mainly because we have not tried it and regardless we have plenty of beer as it is.
"I do believe that Bavarian Liquor is the finest in the world."
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"Lübeck doesn't recognise Dragonisia as a nation, thus term 6 is impossible for us."
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"Ahh, Bavarian Beer, the finest in all of the world..."
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"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do."
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Heh heh heh
But if I wanted to take over Nordheim, I'd have to cross the Atlantic Ocean and go through the Danish straits to get to mainland Nordheim - and that's with Prussia sitting right there.
Ohwai--what if I invaded Iceland only?
Even if you did make it to outside the Danish straits, you'd be blocked from entering it by my nation, for we really hate for any non-allied presence near our nation.
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And RLMMO's.
As for giving Sileath a government position, that tells me all I need to know. Good luck with that....
Would like to thank Top for the protectorate they had graciously granted us. As mentioned the lack of familiarity and communication is what led to this. There is no bad blood between TOP and RLMMO. Wish them all the luck even though we probably need it more then them.
And no RV isnt appart of rlmmo he isnt even a member of our forums so feel free to attack him if you want since he is ghosting."Rebel, I do believe that Sileath isn't on RLMMO's PZI list at all, as it seems that you are just ghosting the alliance, and haven't even become a member of their forums."
And no RV isnt appart of rlmmo he isnt even a member of our forums so feel free to attack him if you want since he is ghosting.
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