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  3. New Polar Order Declaration of War

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

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    The fact that there were never "orders" makes it even worse, actually. Do I really need to ask an NPL member to verify? I'd hate to have to talk to one not named Avakael or Turp, but I can if needed. There was mass peace mode usage over 35k NS or so.

     

    The horror!  The horror!

     

    I, with absolutely no respect, and little courtesy, ask you not to foul the souls of NPL with your dribble.

  4. Something, Something, Declaration, Something

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by smurthwaite

    Yes.  This something is a declaration of treaty upgrade and ratification:

     

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                                                                                                                                                              (we don't mind that theirs is bigger than ours)

     

    The Nuka-mead Accords

     

    Article I. Serving Mead in Missile Silos
    Valhalla and The Nuclear Proliferation League, hereafter referred to as the parties, come together under this document with the goals of proliferating the usage of irradiated beverage consumption.

    Article II. We Lift Our Mugs
    The parties agree that each alliance is an individual, and they shall not infringe upon the sovereign rights of that of the other. Neither party shall act in an aggressive manner towards the other. In the event that an act of aggression does occur in any fashion, 100% of the damages shall be paid in reparations.

    Article III. Drunken Nights and Morning Hangovers.
    The parties agree that any intelligence relevant to either party must be shared to its full extent between the parties.

    Article IV. Be it Axes or Be it Nukes
    The parties may call on each other for military assistance in both aggressive and defensive campaigns; providing military assistance is encouraged but not required by this document.

    Article V. Odin Smote Giants with Nukes
    If either party wishes to cancel this agreement, they must provide 72 hours notice. During that time, this document is  considered still in effect.

    Signed for Valhalla:
    Chefjoe - Regent
    Levistus - Vice Regent
    AddictedAffliction - Emissary
    Windbender - Marshal
    Rivai - Security Consul
    ChairmanHal - Chancellor
    Toga - Norn
    Seipher Caim - Norn
    Thom - Norn
    Jesper of Lothlórien - Aesir

     

    Signed for the Nuclear Proliferation League:
    KemMO - Prime Minister, HMFIC
    Gofast2006 - Triumvir, Gun Toting Law Abiding Anarchist
    King Wally - Triumvir, Part-time Croc. Wrestler and Spelling Bee Champion 1991 - 97
    Smurthwaite - Triumvir, Drafter of Treaties and DoWs
    Dark Zone Elite - Warhead of Foreign Affairs, Resident Mexican
    Houston - Warhead of Defense,  James Bond
    Spaztik Muffin - Warhead of Economics, Only Crazy on Tuesdays

  10. WAR!!!!!!

    in World Affairs (IC)

    Posted

    Buckaroo13

     

     Given that they only targetted your largest nation and minister of defense I believe they have shown proper restraint after you stupidly decided to raid three nations in the fourth largest alliance in the game. I am sure you will have an excellent story to tell your alliance leadership about the reasoned nature of your raiding prowess.

     

     Mandatory "evil" NPO.

     

    Dame Hime Themis

     

    Seriously, Hime Themis always delivers. 

  15. Farkistan's Farkuary Madness

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

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    While Farkistan has been a valuable ally to the Nuclear Proliferation League, we regret to inform them that this latest government announcement is the last straw.  NPL hereby invokes our cancl....

     

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    ...uploading prerecorded message...

    The Nuclear Proliferation League sends its congratulations to our friends and allies in Farkistan.  Please have somebody available at the loading docs, as we are quite lazy and do not wish to unload the shipment of congratulatory nukabeer.

  17. FEAR The Blast Radius

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    The Demo Crew better get some more congratulations, otherwise I'm going to start a list. Every alliance will be added to a list, a list I shall maintain myself. At a future date, one alliance will be chosen at random and will be verbally attacked. You may be a much larger alliance such that you may believe it does not matter if FEAR does not like you, but know that we will write a very strongly worded letter! And then we will wait. We will wait until all these... civilized alliances turn on you.These civilized alliances will eventually go to war with you and you will no longer have the capability to pick and choose your allies, and you will BEG us to forgive you! If you wish to have your alliance removed from this list, all you must do is congratulate FEAR in this thread. You have 72 hours.

     

    I was totally coming here to say congratulations to my friends in FEAR on a fine looking government, but then I saw this.  Could who pass up the chance at getting verbally assaulted by Ego?  I mean, really, the guy can bring the linguistic lashing like only few can...

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