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This is like two weeks late; so, I guess I should probably quit my job, but my apathy won’t allow that. We had elections at the end of January. The Pirates of the Parrot Order have a new Admiralty: Lurunin (yeah, we never heard of him either) Gowfanatic (yeah, this is stage one of his coup) Jraison (yeah, he really is only true pirate) They have placed the following people in Commander positions: Mast of War: SpliceVW (yeah, he can blow stuff up) Mast of FA: Xanth (yeah, we aren’t expecting much either) Mast of IA: Redarmy (yeah, we put a communist in government) Mast of Info: Smurthwaite )yeah, this is just sad( Mast of Recruitment: Manussa (yeah, we love this guy so he gets the !@#$%* job) None of this matters because I am the Pirate King. It’s in the charter. Also, we're really just a bunch of drunks pretending to be pirates who love rum and booty. [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler]A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through th' boat's provisions, th' pirate stumbled across an barnacle-covered lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed th' lamp vigorously. T' th' amazement o' th' castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not th' standard three. Without giving any thought t' th' matter th' pirate blurted out, "Make th' entire briny deep into rum!" th' Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately th' entire sea turned into th' finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, th' Genie vanished. Only th' gentle lapping o' rum on th' hull broke th' stillness as th' two considered thar circumstances. Th' parrot looked disgustedly at th' pirate and aft a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goin' t' have t' pee in th' boat!"[/spoiler] -
The Admiral was sitting in his cabin aboard the USS Santiago, named after the capital of the nation, waiting for word on the mission. The Master Chief Petty Officer came in to the room, knocking to let the Admiral know he was there. “Sir, we've captured them.” “Excellent news Master Chief.” The technicians were setting up the broadcast and the podium. The podium stood in front of the flags of the services, Army Intelligence, Naval Intelligence, Marine Intelligence and Air Force Intelligence. The flag of MI6 was draped in the center, in between the service flags. On the podium was a new symbol of blue and red, replacing the old, lifeless symbol of blue and white. The Admiral walked up to the podium and the camera turned on. The broadcast would be sent to all the members of MI6 as well as the world. He cleared his throat and began to speak. “Comrades in MI6 and people around the world, The reign of Chimaera and Stagger Lee has come to an end. We have captured the rogue leaders who sought to extend their rule through emergency powers. Their power-hungry ways, their thirst for power, are not what we are about. We sought to change the world, not feed the egos of megalomaniacs. This is why, my comrades, we had to take over. From this point forward, I, Admiral Voodoo Nova, will lead MI6 as M. I am not alone in this venture. My fellow leaders, who wholeheartedly supported this coup against Chimaera and Stagger Lee, will work with me as we bring MI6 into a new era. Admiral James Maximus will serve as M alongside me. Rear Admiral Killjoy will lead our foreign affairs as 001. Rear Admiral Gibsonator will lead our military as 002. Rear Admiral Kahlan Rahl will lead our internal affairs ministry as 003. Rear Admiral MvBomber will lead our economic ministry as 004. As we move forward, we will enter a new era of prosperity. As Admiral, and as M, I will work tirelessly for this alliance and for my fellow allies. We will stop at nothing to succeed. Long Live MI6.” The broadcast would cut a few seconds after the speech ended, displaying the flag of MI6 in its place. tl;dr: [spoiler] New Government featuring Voodoo as M James as M Kill as 001 Gibsonator as 002 Kahlan Rahl as 003 MvBomber as 004 [/spoiler]
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For several years now, NPL has toiled under the leadership of our Prime Minister, Kem, also know has KemMo. Under Kem's leadership, we saw a Declaration of Existence, protection by allies such as Farkistan and the Guru Order. We were forged under the fire of Grudge. Under Kem's leadership, we joined the Superfriends bloc, and rode its glory to the disbandment of Superfriends. We destroyed the Resistance after their ill-fated attempt at a pre-emptive strike on us. We fought The International in Dave, where we made some good friends and learned that not everybody we fight is evil. We fought the Orange Defense Network in EQ, and confirmed our earlier lesson. Under Kem's leadership, we freed that poor wrecking ball from a hostage situation, held hostage from a few subversives in ODN, during whatever this latest war was called (We at NPL have universally agreed not to call it Order vs Order.) Under Kem's leadership, NPL has made some good friends along the way (in completely random order): Farkistan, The Guru Order, Random Insanity Alliance, R&R, Global Order of Darkness, Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations, the New Polar Order, The Apparatus, Pirates of the Parrot Order, ARES, The Order of Righteous Nations, Valhalla, MI6, and the League of Small Superpowers. Under Kem, we have seen our lowest points and our greatest moments. It is why I come to you with a sad heart and a dastardly story, as story of betrayal. Once, a young nation, only days old, applied to the Nuclear Proliferation League. We all laughed at his funny British accent, but we took pity on the poor guy and let him in. During Grudge, the lad fought hard, earning the respect of the other members of NPL. Kem promoted him to a government position, in the most thankless possible job, Recruitment. It turns out, Houston was an exemplary recruiter. I have even heard it speculated that he is better than the infamous Kata, aka, RAWR. NPL saw amazing growth under Houston's recruitment techniques, but alas, recruiting is so thankless and tedious that Houston requested a change of scenery, so Kem appointed him to Warhead of Defense. That was the mistake. As soon as Houston took over the military, the plotting began. He first earned the trust and loyalty of NPL's military officers. From there, he made secret compacts with several keep government positions. It was only a matter of time before he made his move. In retrospect, it was a brilliant scheme, coupled with masterful timing. The Triumvirate was so caught up in making sure the government of NPL would work well together, we missed the obvious. In a ruthless coup, Houston has taken control of NPL. He has changed the plaque on the door covering the PM's office, and has unfortunately chained Dark Zone Elite under the desk that used to be Kem's. It is a dark time for NPL. While we, the true government are not in a position to openly resist the new reign of Houston, a reign which will be known only as the Time of Tyranny. We will work to subvert his power and ask that in this time of unholy British rule, the other nations of Planet Bob continue to keep up a good face toward us and pray for the souls who reside behind the dark current of the NPL. Long live the Nuclear Proliferation League. Long live our founder, KemMo. Presenting the new High Government of the Nuclear Proliferation League Prime Minister: Houston Triumvir - Gofast2006 Triumvir - Smurthwaite Triumvir - King Wally Warhead of Economics - Spaztik_Muffin Warhead of Foreign Affairs - Dark Zone Elite tldr: Kem retired and nobody else wanted to position, so we made Houston do it.
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It is my sad duty to announce that I have had to undertake a (mostly bloodless) coup in order to take the reins of the Orange Defense Defence Network at this critical time in the alliance's history. I have nothing against Overlord Shinnra personally - a fine fellow in many respects - but some jobs simply call for penguins rather than overlords. On behalf of our Viceroy, Fleet Admiral Doctor Electron Sponge, OBE, PHD, COD, ASAP, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Conqueror of the Antarctic Lands in General and Godwanaland in Particular, Also Hello (may he live for eternity and his beard grow ever more luxuriant), and in my capacity as God Emperor (Acting) of the ODN, I bring you this important message: It was eight years ago today Sergeant Poper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile. So may I introduce to you the act you've known for all these years: Sergeant Poper's Orange Defending Band. It's wonderful to be here: it's certainly a thrill. You're such a lovely audience,we'd like to take you home with us we'd love to take you home. Come to my pub to celebrate with us. If you know us, you know it's always a warm welcome and a good time at ODN HQ. If you don't know us, you'll just have to trust the nice penguin on that. So that about wraps it up. Happy birthday to us. Orange caek and huggles for all! I now return you to your regularly scheduled overlord.
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Grand Global Alliance: Change in Leadership The past few days have been rough ones, it has been said that sometimes you just have to let things go and realize you can't do it. In my time Lord High Emperor I do not go by rules or logic, but rather my own will. This has apparently not been acceptable by the other members and they have decided that it was in the best interests of our members for me to retire as Lord High Emperor. Before your heartfelt goodbyes and "We miss and Love You, Rotavele!"s I want to just say I enjoyed being the Lord High Emperor for my time and sometimes its just time to call it quits. Grand Global Alliance Government Holy Emperor: Bhane Lord High Regent: Milkmanrox100 Emperor of the AA: LJ Scott Observer of the Blood Oath: Rotavele (Honorary Member/Lord High Emperor Emeritus) --------------------- Oh Lawd, we blinging now! In other news, The GGA has reached 111,000 ANS, 4 members, 1.21 Score, 300k NS. --------------------- Grand Global Alliance: Declaration of Warfare Last but not least, The Grand Global Alliance hereby activates the oA clause in the "Shady Business 2.0 Accords" between LoSS and VE which we also are signing now. In the result of that; GGA hereby declares war on Non Grata. If you thought that was all, There's more! The Grand Global Alliance also actives Article 12 in the "GGA-LoSS Love Accords" and declares war on The Phoenix Federation. Signed, Holy Emperor: Bhane Lord High Regent: Milkmanrox100 Emperor of the AA: LJ Scott Observer of the Blood Oath: Rotavele (Honorary Member/Lord High Emperor Emeritus) --------------------- No GGA members above the rank of approved member may post in this thread. Thank you.
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[center][img]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t102/Swat63/GPFFlag.gif[/img][/center] [center][size=5][b]An Official GPF Announcement[/b][/size][/center] As many of you members of Planet Bob understand, it has been a January of Coups. Now GPF's wasn't the biggest or most fancy you will ever see, yet it was still one of the most treacherous. A complete breach of trust was made and destabilized a alliance which has been just getting back to it's feet after a very tricky 6 months. This statement is to simply clarify the situation with the ringleader of the operation, Bernkastel of the nation "Country of Miracles", this statement attempts to clarify why the actions taken below were made after some serious consideration by many. After a period of negotiation we thought we had sealed a very solid deal for all, as many of you understand that i was offering mercy, yet some among us understandably wanted more. Now I must say something : BFF have assisted us with diffusing the situation and helped in the negotiation processes. We are very thankful for their help but it seems that some are beyond helping. We asked for a simple 15 million in aid to be sent to some of our smaller nations in exchange for a peaceful resolution. Unfortunately such a simple solution could not be found with Bernkastel and as such negotiations fell through. I would like to take this time to once again thank BFF for their assistance but now comes time that we must punish those who have wronged us even after giving them a way out. Now what do we do next, well due to Bernkastel lack of negotiation skills and blatant lack of manners and honour, i am forced to do what i have never done before and condemn Bernkastel to ................................... [size=6] [/size][size=6]ZI.[/size] With regards markfrancos Secretary General of GPF.
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[center][img]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t102/Swat63/GPFFlag.gif[/img][/center] [center][b][size=6]An Official GPF Announcement[/size][/b][/center] [center][size=5][b]Section 1 : Legitimate Government[/b][/size][/center] [b][size=4]This is to simply state that the legitimate government of the Global Protection Force contains the figures which you will have seen elected in the past. These are :[/size][/b] [center][size=5][b]markfrancos - Secretary General[/b][/size][/center] [center][size=5][b]Cress - Triumvir of Internal Affairs[/b][/size][/center] [center][size=5][b]Mr Chaos - Triumvir of Military Affairs[/b][/size][/center] [center][size=5][b]Comrade Ronjoy - Triumvir of Foreign Affairs[/b][/size][/center] [center][size=5][b]Section 2 : Support[/b][/size][/center] [b]I would like to take this opportunity to thank those who granted their support to us in our time of need. These areas of support came from our loyal membership, our great allies and fellow members of alliances who saw an alliance in difficulty and just wished to assist.[/b] [center][size=5][b]Section 3 : What Happens to the Coup Members?[/b][/size][/center] [center][b]An official pardon is being offered to the members involved in the coup, b[/b][b]oth parties in this situation have been in communication in private to come to see what and why things happened how they did. The Conclusion was that the members involved were only involved for the good of the people.[/b][/center] [center][b]In reality this is how we see them.[/b][/center] [center][b][size=8]Really Twisted Nice Guys[/size][/b][/center] [center][b][size=8][size=5]Section 4 : Conclusion[/size][/size][/b][/center] [center][size=4][b]GPF remains a democratic alliance who stuck with its government even when times were tough.[/b][b]We have learnt from the mistakes made and have now decided that it is impossible to trust anyone with the name Irule . You should always know that they want to be a Dictator.[/b][/size][/center] [center][b]Signed[/b][/center] [center][i][b]markfrancos - Secretary General[/b][/i][/center]
