King Timmy Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Due to the fact I let slip details of Operation Australasian Relocation we have been forced to move early to counter act any resistance the Australians might try to execute. It has come to our attention that Australia is a hot country. We cosider this a threat to the mostly Ginger population of Tiministan. The suncream famine of 2009 lead to many deaths in our mighty nation. So to bring balance and have habitable countries for gingers, we be relocating Australia to the Antarctic to form a new continent, Australarctic. This will provide adequate land where the weather will never be too hot, nor the sun too strong. Effective immediately Operation Australasian Relocation will be put into action. We have aqquired the really really really big chainsaw and have already begun cutting Australia off the sea bed. When the cutting is complete, the 5 billion mackrel will carry the nation to the Antarctic where they will place it on a stand we made. The nation will then be bolted to the stand and the operation will be complete. All Australians are welcome to stay on the new continent. Stuff be with you all, King Timmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 I don't think mackrel is enough. But we can supply you with either tons of sunscreen so you do not have to move the Island, or some really really big tuna fish to help carry the continents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 As stated before...your workers and mackerel are also free to enjoy the fire urchins, sharks, saltwater crocs, and other predators, such as sea snakes. And did I mention most of the predators are hungry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Timmy Posted June 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 The cutting is almost complete, and we have begun feeding the mackerel steroids to assist with the movement. Updates will follow as we begin moving the island across the water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 (edited) The mackerel would be set upon en masse by hungry predators of all kinds, from the sharks, to the crocs and other predators. Fisherman also gleefully caught what they could, giving a boost to the amount of food available within the Queendom for the duration of the project. Edited June 3, 2010 by Subtleknifewielder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Timmy Posted June 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Due to the many thwarted attempts I have decided to relinquish my urge to relocate Australia. We have already begun the process of glueing both Australia and Antarctica back to their original positions, however we did notice that Australia ended up several inches too far south and hope you don't mind. It should help somewhat slightly with the hot weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 [quote name='KingTimmy' date='03 June 2010 - 12:06 PM' timestamp='1275592000' post='2322326'] Due to the many thwarted attempts I have decided to relinquish my urge to relocate Australia. We have already begun the process of glueing both Australia and Antarctica back to their original positions, however we did notice that Australia ended up several inches too far south and hope you don't mind. It should help somewhat slightly with the hot weather. [/quote] Don't mind at all. Thank you for the challenge--it kept us on our toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 The glue is melting, it seems. Looks like Australia may be carried upstream and hit Indonesia. You are going to need more Elmer's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 [quote name='Fizzydog' date='03 June 2010 - 04:46 PM' timestamp='1275608758' post='2322708'] The glue is melting, it seems. Looks like Australia may be carried upstream and hit Indonesia. You are going to need more Elmer's. [/quote] Forget Elmer's. We are applying superglue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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