King Timmy Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Due to the fact I let slip details of Operation Australasian Relocation we have been forced to move early to counter act any resistance the Australians might try to execute. It has come to our attention that Australia is a hot country. We cosider this a threat to the mostly Ginger population of Tiministan. The suncream famine of 2009 lead to many deaths in our mighty nation. So to bring balance and have habitable countries for gingers, we be relocating Australia to the Antarctic to form a new continent, Australarctic. This will provide adequate land where the weather will never be too hot, nor the sun too strong. Effective immediately Operation Australasian Relocation will be put into action. We have aqquired the really really really big chainsaw and have already begun cutting Australia off the sea bed. When the cutting is complete, the 5 billion mackrel will carry the nation to the Antarctic where they will place it on a stand we made. The nation will then be bolted to the stand and the operation will be complete. All Australians are welcome to stay on the new continent. Stuff be with you all, King Timmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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