Emperor Oink Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 (edited) When I think about Christmas, I think about the times the family would eagerly gather around the bacon tree set up in the living room. We would all sit there exchanging gifts and sipping on a hot mug of fresh bacon grease. It was always a grand celebration of succulence and a joyous time spent in awe of the mystery and divinity of bacon. It was always a special time, and I am sure many of you all have similar memories of sitting around your family's bacon tree. This is the time for sharing of bacon joy. So stop hording that bacon, and spread some coronary blockage to your fellow man. I suspect we could all be at peace if we had just a little more bacon in our lives. I would like to take this moment to wish everyone a very merry and greasy Christmas from all of us at BACoN. I hope your new year is filled with delicious and crispy bacon. After all, is it really the holiday season without bacon? Happy Holidays from all of us at the Blatantly Awesome Coalition of Nations. Signed, His Supreme Succulence, Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine of BACoN Edited December 26, 2009 by Emperor Oink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 i love bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrie Melodies Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Merry Christmas fellas PS Porky Pig Not endorse the eating of Bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Merry Christmas BACoN. I presume that you'll be giving out free bacon at #bacon? o/ atherosclerosis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacapo Saladin Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 Stop cluttering my OWF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Oink Posted December 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 Stop cluttering my OWF Sorry , I will be sure to start a "no u" thread with 1000 posts and 6 million pages next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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