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Who We Are:

The Tuatha Dé Danann is an Irish alliance residing on the Maroon sphere seeking to gather Irish men and women alike under a single collective banner. Many have tried to create Irish alliances in the past and have, for one reason or another, failed. We aim to reverse this trend. We are, primarily, republicans. We will not discourage anyone from joining, whatever their political loyalty, however, we feel it better to be upfront about where we stand.

Basic Principles:

Glaine ár gcroí

Neart ár ngéag

Beart de réir ár mbriathar

These are the basic principles of our alliance as outlined by our constitution. Roughly translated, it says 'purity of our hearts, strength of limbs and actions to match our speech'. We will never bow to any foe, we will never make idle threats, and we will never do that which would compromise our conscious.

How to Join:

To join the Tuatha de Danann, to simply submit an application on our forums. We will review your application and inform you swiftly whether you're accepted or rejected.

If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to PM myself on these forums (Click my name and "Send Message"), find me on IRC @ #tuatha on coldfront or simply ask in this thread. Hope to see you around.

"They have nothing in their whole imperial

arsenal that can break the spirit of one

Irishman who doesn't want to be broken."

- Bobby Sands

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A long time ago, way back in history,

when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.

Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,

and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,

and to his praises we shall always sing.

Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!

Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer

tiddly beer beer beer.

The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well

one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell

so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop

for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,

and to his praises we shall always sing.

Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!

Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer

tiddly beer beer beer.

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,

the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.

40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.

Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,

and to his praises we shall always sing.

Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!

Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer

tiddly beer beer beer.

The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

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In Heaven there is no beer

That's why we drink it here

And when we're all gone from here

Our friends will be drinking all the beer.

In Heaven there is no wine

So we drink till we feel fine

And when we leave this all behind

Our friends will be drinking all the wine.

In Heaven there is no fear

So we worry too much here

And we drink ourselves full of beer

To help us when we deal with the fear.

In Heaven there are no drugs

That's why we hang with thugs

And when the Lord pulls the plug

All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah.

Thugs and drugs

Beer...

In Heaven there is no sex

So let's do that next

And when our muscles no longer flex

Someone else will be having sex.

In Heaven there are no wars

Or cars, or movie stars

And when we no longer are

The world will probably still be having wars.

What the heck! Yeah!

Sex and war,

Bars and cars.

Drugs, thugs,

And delicious food.

^_^

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