Mustakrakish II Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Myself and Redneck have been pals for quite some time, so to show that we love each other we maybe a pact that is completely separate from any doings of our own alliances. Its a pact to show that two nations, no matter what religion, color, or sobriety, can be friends. With this pact I hope that we can all stop our individual fighting, and sit down for a nice cold one. With no further ado, I bring thee: The Pact of Nations on Drugs and Alcohol Abuse Authored by the Federation for Free Waffle Friday I. This Pact will hereby show that the signing nations both abuse and frequently use intoxicants, including drugs and/or, but not excluding alcoholic substances, including hard liquor. II. Defense of the Substance In the even that either nation comes under assault from use of intoxicants, the other nation is required to either run like a ninny, screaming expletives at the top of their lungs or drunkenly fight the aggressor, using very slurred speech and the uncanny ability to make nonsensical jokes about the aggressor's mother. III. Pancakes Dude, pancakes sound good right now. IV. “I’ll hold your hair back” In the even that one of the signatories of this treaty throws up, the other signatory is required to hold his Buddie's hair back to prevent unnecessary stomach fluids finding their home in the pal's hair. If there is no hair to be held back, the signatory may also stumble about looking for a towel to help clean his bud up. V. Going Sober In the event that a signatory goes sober, the other signatory is required to encourage them to do so, but constantly drink and/or get high in their presence to really get under their skin. If the other signatory is successful in going sober, then a period of 5 minutes of angry yelling and then a period of 30 minutes of crying and hugging each other will occur, with the end having the sober signatory cancel the pact. VI. There may have been a section six at one point, but due to the intoxicated state of both signatories, it has been forgotten. There will instead now be a picture of the best keg in the world. (Not For Young Eyes) http://beer-ligion.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hot_beer_girl.jpg The people that signed this pact are: Mustakrakish II, Master of Illicit Materials Redneck, King of Booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
603Redneck Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 (edited) the nation of Redneck fully agrees with this treaty and signs in good faith. let the booze flow freely! ps. WC cant haz mah booze! Edited March 28, 2009 by Redneck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonPinguino Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Nice to see friends getting together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marginali Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 good to see... hi Musta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustakrakish II Posted March 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Hi margi. If other nations want to sign this, me and red will intelligently converse allowing entry over a keg or two. or three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Wow, thanks to you guys I now have the words to formalize the relationship between me and most of my rl a-hole friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolia Farvazov Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Long live the spirit of friendship and responsible intoxication! K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
603Redneck Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Long live the spirit of friendship and responsible intoxication!K Responsible intoxication? wheres the fun in that? im in it to win, go all out, balls to the wall baby! GIT CRUNK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fokker Aeroplanbau Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 One small step for man, one giant leap for sobriety-kind. Don't know either of you but this still caught my eye; enjoyed reading the treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphon88 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 /me headbutts Redneck /me Pukes on Musta's trousers /me then chuges the beer that appeared in his hand. Consider that my application form Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonGiovanni023 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 this is full of win and nice avatar George Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gran the Adequate Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 o/ Beer and illicit substances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heyman Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 The spoiler pic is epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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