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I am no scientist, merely a humble Generalissimo, but could global warming counteract nuclear winter?

If this were the case shouldn’t we be polluting to cause as much global warming as possible?

This is why we blew up the Saudi Oil Reserves with hydrogen bombs.

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GTi has begun making lots of factories. SUVs are being sold like mad. Even cigars are being sold to children.

GTI joins you in this war against mother nature.

EDIT: Oh, and the ungrammerized fool that wrote this has been fired. And then fired again. Really.

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