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I was surfing the CyberNations forums and minding my own business, when all of a sudden I saw a thread entitled 'The Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes'. I entered it, unknowing of the horrible events that were to soon take place. I foolishly read the thread and it, mainly the op's post, was especially dull and uninformative. But then I realized what the entire thread had been! An evil so hideous and repulsive, yet I had somehow failed to acknowledge its presence. The evil that is stupidity. I realized that it had been in 'The Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes' since before I entered the thread, though I had been oblivious to it's existence in the area prior to this discovery. Knowing that Stupidity is an early warning sign of Idiocy, I fled the thread as quickly as I possibly could, but the magnetic force of the uncontrolled epidemic known as idiocy overpowered me and I could no longer run.

I had only one option now, and that was to combat the evil force with the only thing that could rival its strength. Logic. The form of this logic was a long and wordy post composed of many large words, which dwarfed the Idiocy and crushed it. But in doing so, I failed to realized what I had done. To fight off the Idiocy, I had to become what I had feared from the beginning. An Idiot.

Edit: These forms are no longer new. Post rehash for the win.

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I was surfing the CyberNations forums and minding my own business, when all of a sudden I saw a thread entitled 'The Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes'. I entered it, unknowing of the horrible events that were to soon take place. I foolishly read the thread and it, mainly the op's post, was especially dull and uninformative. But then I realized what the entire thread had been! An evil so hideous and repulsive, yet I had somehow failed to acknowledge its presence. The evil that is stupidity. I realized that it had been in 'The Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes' since before I entered the thread, though I had been oblivious to it's existence in the area prior to this discovery. Knowing that Stupidity is an early warning sign of Idiocy, I fled the thread as quickly as I possibly could, but the magnetic force of the uncontrolled epidemic known as idiocy overpowered me and I could no longer run.

I had only one option now, and that was to combat the evil force with the only thing that could rival its strength. Logic. The form of this logic was a long and wordy post composed of many large words, which dwarfed the Idiocy and crushed it. But in doing so, I failed to realized what I had done. To fight off the Idiocy, I had to become what I had feared from the beginning. An Idiot.

Edit: These forms are no longer new. Post rehash for the win.

So this thread is too boring for you, eh?

An alliance named after Liberia??? I'm quite honored :blink:

Well, we aim to please. Are you a real Liberian?

Liberians! Ask not what your cardboard box can do for you... ask what you can do for your cardboard box!!!

Shut up.

Afternoon, my good sahr. Would you be so kind to lend me one of your good cardboard boxes?

Yes, but return it with a full tank.

I have no idea why I bothered multi-quoting. A simple "Bump" would have done the job much better.

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Yes, but return it with a full tank.

I have no idea why I bothered multi-quoting. A simple "Bump" would have done the job much better.

Just a mere "Bump."? Haven't you heard of the Bump police? They would come into your room in the middle of the night and steal away your penis.

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