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:Aurora Borealis Announcement:

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We would like to take this time to formally announce our marriage to Velvet Revolver. This marriage is sudden, but we have not forgotten the formalities of such a momentous occasion. Consider this announcement a formal invitation to all to bear witness to our marriage. We have arranged a shotgun wedding, of sorts. We’ll bring the Guns, and Velvet Revolver has the Roses. With the power invested in our cruise missiles, we now declare our marriage consecrated and we fully recognize a state of our being husband and wife.

We may now kiss bomb the bride. :wub:

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It turns out M*A*S*H was in the audience the whole time, and has an even bigger crush on VR than we do. And a bigger gun. That was enough to convince the minister not to go through with the ceremony.

Boomerisgod has recently made us aware of our most greivous mistake in declaring war on your alliance. He has been most patient with us, and has shown us that we have made a great error in judgement. As of now, all AB nations will offer peace to VR members who are currently engaged, so long as there is no further retaliation.

We apologize for our actions, and hope that VR will be as understanding as their fine allies. We hope that in the future we can show our appreciation for such patience. Thank you.

Also, I never imagined my first post on these forums would be an apology. Especially for something happenning in TE. Oh well. Good times, good times.

Also #2: o/ M*A*S*H!

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