RevolutionaryRebel Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 --------------------------------------------------------------- Wiki page: Here | Forum: alternianempire.forumotion.com | IRC: #AlternianEmpire --------------------------------------------------------------- >Exposit on the Alternian Empire Wow, I never thought I would ever make this Alliance more meta than it already is. Okay, so there's this thing on the internet called 'Homestuck' on a site about 'MS Paint Adventures'. Well, this Alliance isn't either of those things! This Alliance is a secret ploy by a bunch of Aliens from a long, long way away from this pseudo-Earth of ours. Another Universe, in fact. You see, there was once this badass Empress who was kind of a bit like an aquatic incarnation of the worst borderline-erotic dictatorial fantasies known to trollkind. "Wait, what's a troll?" I hear you say. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that. I should probably explain that as well. The Alternian Empire is an Alliance of Trolls. Well, hey. The secret was bound to be revealed eventually. Whoo. Big freaking surprise there. We're a bunch of insectlike, hive-dwelling bipeds that just happen to be a lot like humans. Yet, trolls are nothing like humans at all! Holy shit, who makes up stupid crap like this? Well, don't look at me. I didn't start this Alliance! Ohwait. ... Yeah. Sorry about that. Except that I'm not sorry at all. Because... This was bound to be a thing at some point in time. Yeah, trolls have a habit of pretty much spreading everywhere, exterminating the local populate, and setting up shop. Which is a lot like 'Homestuck' really. And right now, Cybernations is its most recent hovel. ---------------------------------------- We Are: - One of the top 40 Alliances in growth this year (2013) - Active, well-connected tech sellers; all 40 of them - A peaceful, non-raiding Alliance (for now...) - Not an Anime alliance Did I mention tech selling? Yeah. Our aid efficiency is around 60% right now. Of course we could use our aid even more, but when you factor in that AE primarily sells at 3/50 rates, we are definitely doing a pretty fine job. ---------------------------------------- In short, we're a fun micro that has done a rather successful job of staying alive, despite all the odds stacked-up in favour of swift and spectacular failure. Not only that, but we continue to grow in strength. Most importantly, we're having fun as a community. And if that isn't reason enough to >Join the Alliance, I honestly don't know what is. ---------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------- Wiki page: Here | Forum: alternianempire.forumotion.com | IRC: #AlternianEmpire --------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronia Dolius Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Justice Act has been passed. Currently voting on charter amendments (Exiles Act). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamsmashius Posted July 29, 2013 Report Share Posted July 29, 2013 We're still here folks, playing dem Cybernations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted August 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 You heard this? That's the sound of how awesome we are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronia Dolius Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Exiles Act has 2/3 of the required vote The world is real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamsmashius Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 The Exiles Act has passed! Hooray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted August 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) You're Welcome. Edited August 15, 2013 by revolutionary rebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gamsmashius Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 Beware our sweet dance skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamsmashius Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 [insert witty bump here] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kronia Dolius Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 >Kronia: Raise thread from the depths of the forums You do so. >Kronia: Recap recent events We pass the Legislacerator act, declared war on CIN, made peace with ICoN (Formerly CIN) and passed 3 score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronia Dolius Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 Have you filled your quadrants? Get em filled with the AE! (Note to self: make internal shipping grid) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronia Dolius Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 The Subjugglator Recruitment Program has begun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamsmashius Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronia Dolius Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Bad Dog, Worst Enemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamsmashius Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Get bumped. Also, if you notice on the ASR, we're still growing! So sign up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamsmashius Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 bamp We now have a plug.dj room! Come and enjoy the sweet, soothing melodies of whatever the hell is playing at the time. Currently it's Slam Jams. Git slammed. It's over HEA: http://plug.dj/alternian-turntables/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamsmashius Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 bampity bamp. The theme today (I guess) is electronic music in the plug! Come on in and complain about the awful music that I play. http://plug.dj/alternian-turntables/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamsmashius Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 git dat bump m8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamsmashius Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 This is still a thing and we're keeping it that way. Come on in and enjoy some tunes! http://plug.dj/alternian-turntables/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamsmashius Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) Playin' some sweet tunes on the plug, so come in and stay a while, perhaps a visit to our forums as well? http://plug.dj/alternian-turntables/ http://aecn.forumotion.com/ Oh and by sweet tunes I mean I'm honking up a honk in there. HoNk. Edited March 21, 2014 by Gamsmashius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamsmashius Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Still here. Still ballin. Still Alternian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamsmashius Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 (edited) We're still alive, and still rocking out in our DJ. Right now I'm playing electronic stuff, with songs from JSRF too. http://plug.dj/alternian-turntables/ EDIT: Back, after a quick foray into Dark Souls 2 and Payday: The Heist. Gonna stay here for a while. Edited June 25, 2014 by Gamsmashius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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