The Confederate States of America

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Montgomery, Alabama. The birthplace of the Confederate movement centuries ago which saw the rise and fall of the South and its slaving. Now, in 2013, the South has risen again, but not its heritage. We do not seek a return to the tyranny of the slavers and inequality. We do not seek a return of the old, primitive ways.

 

We have moved on, developed and we three Confederate States of Florida, Georgia and Alabama have seen Empires, Republics and Dictatorships come and go, blown away like the dust on the track. It is time for security and stability to be returned in proper to we three States and that is what we have been granted by the American Commonwealth after the collapse of Mexico.

 

We will advance in sciences and medicines, living standards, education and national infrastructure. We will replace the flag of the desolate and abandoned train crash that was the United States of America in all its carnation, on the moon and we will build a strong future together, with our constitution and our President to ensure that the South returns to greatness and is seen as an equal on this great continent of America.

 

We seek only peace, trade and friends. Industry and employment. We seek to flourish and so we shall.

 

We are no longer a Confederation of men and women who seek superiority over colour or religion, but we are a Confederation of people who are superior to no man or woman, but are all equals under God.

 

I present to the world at large, that the Confederate States of America is open for business. My name is Alistair Moore, the first democratically elected President of the CSA.

[Captain Enema]

Chile condemns this historical abortion and bans any and all commerce, relations, or interactions with this disgusting entity. 

[Zoot Zoot]

The CS regrets the course of action taken by Chile, but we look forward to proving that we have left the past behind.