Thugnationleader Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 In regrads to our peacefull movement in africa. We have invited all nation leaders to come and visit the beautiful guest/ government meeting area on the coast line of Syndicated yesserian wasteland. If willing we will transport you, in our light raider buggies. each equipped with a fifty cal machine gun. and light armour from our airport in morombe(the future capital city). Please come and welcome yourselfs to our buffet of fine foods. thank you once more. and i hope we get recognized as a nation one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Rear Admiral Gilligan of the Task Force Minnow pondered a good ten seconds before calling down to the brig and asking for one of the prisoners to be sent out as a diplomat. Chief Petty of Ben D. Over is roughly pulled off his bunk and forced to vomit up a pint of cheap whiskey that he had been caught consuming earlier in the day. Once he's been informed of his mission he attempts to defect but realizes the only place to do that is Madagascar where a rip roaring battle is roaring between the Africans and eveyrone else. Finally, he decides to go along with it. After he gargles some mouthwash, puts on a clean shirt, and combs his hair, Chief Petty Office Over climbs onto a small boat and is dumped on the coast with nothing more than his wits and a radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thugnationleader Posted February 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) A five man scout party finds the Cheif petty officer, we bring him to the guest house and let him contact his people.. Thug n, Leader. meets the petty officerl, and give him a room in the house. if theirs anything we can do please just ask. Edited February 14, 2013 by Thugnationleader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac MatthewII Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) 100 maximum security prisoners would be sent to represent a small city in Sumatra. The government didn't mind, after all they were headed into a war zone. Two hundred rotten fish and cow skins were sent with them as a gift. The president had nothing to say but "Enjoy the trip" Edited February 14, 2013 by Isaac MatthewII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thugnationleader Posted February 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 We do not want criminal other nations criminals, they will be turned away. Sorry. And sent back to th place of which they came. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac MatthewII Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 They died in high seas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thugnationleader Posted February 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Thug n. Leader: well that didnt go as planned. I show no remorse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thugnationleader Posted February 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 A photo of a raider buggy headed to the airport to meet foreign dignitaries. usualy one guy sits on the back with the gun. but this is a peaceful time for the wasteland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac MatthewII Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 The foreign dignitaries ran for their lives in fear of this machine. Like a herd of cattle they trampled over everything to reach the exit and go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thugnationleader Posted February 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 a loud speaker: no need to run. this is a regular defensive vehecial. this was the first car that was availible to drive to the airport. please get in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 A five man scout party finds the Cheif petty officer, we bring him to the guest house and let him contact his people.. Thug n, Leader. meets the petty officerl, and give him a room in the house. if theirs anything we can do please just ask. "I'd like a fifth of whiskey and burrito." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thugnationleader Posted February 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 A mickey is given and a burrito is made to your customization... we have a basic radio for now. would you like to try to call your commander???? we can most likely pick up the radio band they are on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 The Chief Petty Officer began to enjoy his burrito and whiskey and he shook his head no when invited to call Admiral Gilligan. Stowed securely in the Chief Petty Officer's pocket is an encrypted portable radio more than sufficient for the job. Instead he asks, "Do you have any women in your nation, you know, women whose charms are negotiable by the hour?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thugnationleader Posted February 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 We have none of those. but we do have beautiful white woman for sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 "Like slaves and stuff?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thugnationleader Posted February 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 there is no slavery here. 0.0. She is a whore but she gets bought for a buck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 "Oh good, because had the answer been slaves the "research" vessels off shore would have opened fired. The whore can come later, I got me some whiskey to drink first and this burrito is alright," Chief Petty Officer Ben D. Dover said as he motioned to the three destroyers, one battleship, and four frigates that were seconded into the role of research vessels along with a few other large vessels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thugnationleader Posted February 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Thug N. Leader has started to wonder if anything would be fired on his beautiful coast line house. We have sent the whore to your room. have fun. My other personal butler will serve you all night and day.. Would it be possible to call your superiors and come to shore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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