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    I see people dealing with their problems in in all manner of crazy ways lately. Well, the truth is that you can't just choke your problems away! It takes hard work! If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd stay at home, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all !@#$ing day. Then I'd dress up as a clown and surprise kids at schools. And then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and just wait till somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. I'd read and paint and play violin. I'd climb the mountains and sing the songs that I like to sing.
    But I don't got that kind of time.
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    Hello,
    I've taken the step of creating a blog. Yay! Someday I'll write something that I find meaningful.
    For now, though, I'll start with some comic relief. I'd like to go over what was probably my strangest and out-of-place experience in CN.*
    This happened back in early 2008. I was talking on Skype with Ejayrazz. Suddenly the lights in my room dimmed and Ejay began speaking in a strange, deep voice. He said to butcher his ex-girlfriend in the bathtub; it went something like this:
    "Hello. You know what to do. Use a meat cleaver, and swing hard to break the bones. Put the body in the dumpster, and be careful not to get any blood on the carpet, because it doesn't wash out."
    I found this statement to be really out of place and to not make much sense in the context of the conversation. I'm not sure exactly what Ejay was going for here---but considering some of the other stuff he's said, I guess it makes sense.
    More to come.
    *Ten million Zimbabwean dollars to whomever recognizes the above reference. Hint: it's not from a movie.
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