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Dealing with one's problems


Crymson

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I see people dealing with their problems in in all manner of crazy ways lately. Well, the truth is that you can't just choke your problems away! It takes hard work! If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd stay at home, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all !@#$ing day. Then I'd dress up as a clown and surprise kids at schools. And then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and just wait till somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. I'd read and paint and play violin. I'd climb the mountains and sing the songs that I like to sing.

But I don't got that kind of time.

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Alright, look, I got some good news and I got some bad news y'all. The bad news is that I'm shuttin' down the studio. The good news is that I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance.

Farnsworth, get me a sandwich!

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