Greetings citizens of Planet Bob,
As many of you may know, the Libertarian Party of CN has recently gone to war...again. Headed by the one and only Methrage, they seek to once more burn their pixels and shout their deluded philosophies at any who are unfortunate enough to have to listen to them.
How much more of them is the world willing to tolerate? Ever since Meth gained his Senate seat, it has been an almost constant cycle of war and political bloviatetion. I've lost count of how many threads have been started about other topics, only to be taken over and become a "Meth Thread". The world is clearly obsessed with him, yet a large portion of it seems to appose him, yet he is still here.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm getting a little tired of Libertarian terrorism, and Methrage always being the center of attention. The LPC can't just be beaten on the battle field, because they believe that even when their nations are completely wrecked they have won. It's like dealing with a little kid who thinks he's won the fight just because he got a punch in. The reason for this? Because at the end of every conflict, Methrage still has his Senate seat.
The LPC's opponents, TCA, the Doom sphere ect. Have enough members and influence to simply switch to brown, and vote Meth out of office. Why not just do it? He'd still go on fighting for sure, but he would no longer be in a position of power, and therefore not warrant anyone's attention. Which is something he seems to crave. But once he is voted out, and ignored by the majority of the world, I believe we will slowly but surely see the decline of the LPC, until it fades into obscurity where it belongs. I know my words probably won't carry much weight, but I'm just showing the world a solution to a very annoying problem. And if we are lucky, perhaps the powers that be will take this course of action, and cure Planet Bob of the disease that is the LPC.
Stay classy everyone,
A Concerned Philosopher
Dr. Severus Strange