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  1. Darkstorm777

    Chapter 1 pt 1

    By Darkstorm777,

    It was a small nation of the yellow sphere, with a few wonders, and a crummy collect of infastructure.
    The only person that it held any importance to is Albert_Bent_101010, and that just so happened because he is the one who lives in it. He had moved his formally great top-three-hundred nation after fighting with NPO in the Dave War, to Umbrella, after being hideously ZIed in the preformentioned Dave War. Then the Equalibrium War started and he was promptly again IZed, he then joined Anarchy Inc.
    He started paying his bills and collecting taxes. Infastructure, troops, improvement. Out the corner of his eye he saw a message. He opened it. Realizing it was from the triumivirate of Anarchy Inc. His mind searched for something to connect with. Purple. He read the message.
    10 seconds later, he was in peace mode.
  2. Darkstorm777

    Prologue

    By Darkstorm777,

    On the uncharted backwaters of the internet, in a game known as "Cybernations", existed an alliance so amazing primitive that they still thought trade circles were "a pretty neat idea". Now this alliance had a problem. Most people in it were unhappy for pretty much most of the time. Solutions were tried, mostly involving little yellow circle with three black triangles, but this usually served to make things worst, and it wasn't the multi-colored shapes that were the ones who were upset in the first place.
    So roughly 5 months after some people went to war over who gets to go to war with who, a young player sitting alone in IRC finally had a revelation. She had figured out how to make every be nice to each other and then no one would have to go to war with anyone.
    But before she could go tell someone, a disaster struck, a disaster so horrible that no one would ever know about her revelation.
    This is not her story.
    This is the story of a guide. A guide more famous then Supah_dudez 23 more things to do in bill lock and more controversial then Trollerfan3324 series How 2 Tr0ll, h0w 2 fl@m3, and h0w 2 g3t b@nn3I).
    Now on to the story.
    So yeah, not so good for an opening sequence, but its a parody so what do you expect? Anyway, I'll be posting one of these each week and perhaps two, depending on the reception, so I hope you all enjoyed, and that a rap!
  3. Darkstorm777
    Hello,
    So your probably wondering what this is.
    This is a parody.
    Of The Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy.
    Since there's no major war to make a highly controversial blog entry about, I figure I might as well entertain the masses with this.
    I will make a blog entry each week on each different chapter of The Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy (you know what? Screw, the a mouth-full to say, so I'm just going to abbreviate it to HHGG from here on out)
    starting with the prologue, and each will be cyberfied.
    PS, any idiotic statements, spelling mistakes, or inaccurate statements are illogical to complain about, because this is a parody, and inaccurate and idiotic statements are suppose to be there.
  4. Darkstorm777
    As you can see from the title, this will be about cybernations (obviously)
    Particularly what I love about cybernations.
    This will be in primarily list format, with a few paragraphs in between.
    Enjoy.
    1. The game doesn't change.
    OK, I should probably explain this one.
    Now obviously cybernations changes, such as the smiley face pop. happiness changing to a good ol' number pop. happiness, but it stays the same at its core.
    Let me give an example of a game that DOESN'T stay true to its core.
    Afterwind, or as it is called now, at-war. This game was amazing when I first started playing it. The gameplay, the community, and its where I first got interested in forums.
    But then, near the end of 2012, the creators decided to screw the game over after adding a ton of awesome stuff.
    You see, the game added several "veteran" stuff that you could purchase to make the game more fun, but still not give you an unfair advantage over everyone else. They said they weren't going to end up as a game like farmville. They immediately proceeded to do just that, and added several ways for buying players to have advantages over other players.
    2.The community.
    Some would beg to differ. but this community is great, just look at the comments on my first blog.
    The players really bond in the alliances, and the older players are willing the help the new guys.
    It also has Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy fans which is always good.
    3. The gameplay.
    Now the main reason I love the cybernations gameplay, is the fact that you have to take care of your nation.
    You don't want to go to war, because unlike some other games, you nations will be torn limb from limb and really has no good effects on your nation except land/technology etc.
    The game makes you actually think about what your doing, and where to spend your limited resources.
    Should, I buy this infrastructure, or should I buy more technology?
    Should I take this tech deal or try to find a better deal?
    Should I change my resources so I can trade with this person, or should I find someone else?
    Anyway, feel free to post reasons why you all like cybernations down in the comments, and thank you for reading.
  5. Darkstorm777
    Well, that was stupid.
    What I did, I mean.
    This was probably the most blundering, idiotically stupid
    thin even humanly possible to do in cybernation’s and I did it.
    You see, I had saved up a bunch of money to make a huge infrastructure
    jump, but then a stupid thought occurred to me.
    “Hmm, maybe if I sell my entire infrastructure so the price
    will go down, THEN make the jump, I’ll save money.”
    Clearly this did not work out, and in the process of trying
    to get my infrastructure back I lost 100K and 75 infrastructures.
    I know there’s going to be some big nations who think these
    losses are, frankly, peanuts, but my nation is only at 1000-1500 strength
    (though I’ve been on-off cybernation’s for 3 years now) and this has pretty
    much destroyed my nation, and unless I find a tech deal, will take months to
    rebuild.
  6. Darkstorm777
    Hello,
    Well folks, this is the end.
    Of the Equilibrium War, I mean.
    Competence put up a good fight, but the shear amount of fighting alliances on the Equilibrium side was too much.
    I will admit, more then one thousand nations in anarchy is an impressive blow under the circumstances, but it was a curb storm from the beginning.
    I know some would beg to differ, but with disorganization, and unenthusiastic allies, Umbrella should have apologized for filling war slots before the storm came.
    Well, I suppose there's nothing left for me to say.
    Thank you for your time, and bye.
  7. Darkstorm777
    So I was looking at my tech levels earlier today and I realized that even though my nation has (widespread?) access to, what is that? I guess cellular phones and computers, my Literacy rate is still 20%.
    I understand that my literacy rate go's up as my technology rate does, and this isn't really a rant against the literacy/technology levels, it's a rant against the pictures the use to represent them.
    The PURITANS, had a higher literacy rate then I do. And yet I have computers. Is their some sort of lack of printing presses on planet bob? Or is everybody in the cyber verse just an idiot?
    This isn't really that big of an issue but they should still change the tech level pictures so it makes sense.
    On a completely unrelated, irrelevant note, my nations strength is at 1337, so that's pretty awesome.
  8. Darkstorm777

    An Apology

    By Darkstorm777,

    Hello, I would like to apologize for any confusion in my last blog entry, I was not trying to offend anybody in Competence, I was merely giving reasons why I thought it was logical for Competence to surrender (I.g. Equilibrium had more, nations/nukes/NS)
    I would also like to apologize to anyone who thought I was trolling.
    I was in no way trying to provoke an emotional response to my entry, and I hope no one was too offended by it.
    Thank you for your time.
  9. Darkstorm777

    Hello

    By Darkstorm777,

    Hello, cyber verse, I would like to announce my recent entry into the cyber-forums.
    The reason for this is that I would like to use this blog as a method of spreading my and others ideals and thoughts on the current events happening in cybernations.
    But before I do that I would like to answer a question. The reason my nation's name is Pangea, is because it is a slightly different spelling of the word Pangaea, which in case you didn't know was a supercontinent that existed (please avoid religious argument here) a very long time ago. My nations name is meant to represent my attempts to become as one (in a metaphorical sense of course) with other nations.
    Well, that sums it up, I hope to post more blog posts later on.
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