So your probably wondering what this is.
This is a parody.
Of The Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy.
Since there's no major war to make a highly controversial blog entry about, I figure I might as well entertain the masses with this.
I will make a blog entry each week on each different chapter of The Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy (you know what? Screw, the a mouth-full to say, so I'm just going to abbreviate it to HHGG from here on out)
starting with the prologue, and each will be cyberfied.
PS, any idiotic statements, spelling mistakes, or inaccurate statements are illogical to complain about, because this is a parody, and inaccurate and idiotic statements are suppose to be there.