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ANOTHER NOTHER NOTHER NOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT FROM LORD BAGEL, QUARTERMASTER OF THE GERMAN EMPIRE, PROTECTOR OF THE CITRUS, DEFENDER OF THE FRUIT
In order to avoid yet another orange shortage, all who are found committing the crimes listed by the Ayatollah of The German Empire shall also be denied citrus for a period of 5 days. Only those who have proven to be loyal subject to our Kaiser Auctor shall be allowed to feast upon our most glorious oranges. Also, any man finding himself shitting oranges must bring himself to me so that we may figure out how to utilize this skill to prevent future shortages. Lord Protect Kaiser Auctor.
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ANOTHER NOTHER NOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE QUARTERMASTER OF THE GERMAN EMPIRE
We have conquered the ODN gluttons and seized their oranges. Those not prostrating themselves to Lord Kaiser Auctor shall be dealt with immediately .Those who do shall be granted access to our oranges and other breakfast foods. Lord protect Kaiser Auctor -
An Announcement from The Quartermaster of The German Empire
The gluttonous Orange Defense Network has failed to meet the demands of The German Empire. As such, I hereby recognize this act of war by the Orange Defense Network. I am establishing a task force to raid and seize 20 crates of oranges from the Orange Defense Network. Lord protect our Kaiser Auctor
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As the Quartermaster for The German Empire, I hereby declare an emergency shortage of oranges and orange juice. As such, I hereby demand that the Orange Defense Network allow us access into their vast orange reserves. Failure to adhere to these demands will be met with the forceful extraction of oranges. Lord protect our Kaiser Auctor!
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you shall be needing someone to overlook the breakfast operations for The German Empire. I volunteer my services
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[OOC] my parents met in Malawi. I like this treaty[/OCC]
Congrats to TCSS and ZULU
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I like it. Congrats to the oranges o/
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Now all you have to do is join XX, TOP. ;)
I'm down for it
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All aboard the XX train! Glad to have some traction going here. Some fun should definitely come from this
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It is not an embargo, it is a civil agreement by NPO to compensate for her upper tier hiding from the war.
repeat a lie often enough and it becomes truth.
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Why, because you dont like the truth in my words?
I think your definition of "truth" is rather different than the rest of ours
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Congrats ODN and to your mistress of spam, oh wait that's right we stole him from you. :P
I guess you guys will have to update that fancy solar system treaty chart now, I totally want to steal that idea by the way. :Di get honorable mention!
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Just did. It never ceases to amaze me how Pacifican client state announcements are constantly more intra-sphere treaties (yes upgrades are new treaties) that have no other aim than functioning as propaganda vehicles.
"Oh, new friends from the war." "Oh, we are really being rebels." The rest of the international community is over the Disorder war already, but there is still a massive obsession over losing the war.
I frankly find it both hilarious but also disturbing. In my time, defeat came with EZI, disbandment, reps and viceroys, yet none of these things were imposed after Disorder (if someone cites UPNs token 6 million, they are an idiot).
There is literally no cause for grievance. No punitive terms were issued (excepting the issue of NPO not suffering comparable damage). Nobody went to the mercy board to secure alliance peace. The international community has tried to welcome NPOites with open arms.
With all this accounted for, there is no grievance or grudge; it's just hatred, xenophobia and imperialism at work again. And ultimately, it will be again defeated one way or another because free people do not want to be lorded over.the butt hurt is strong with this one.
Congrats to my orange friends. Let the Usual Grievances commence
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I remember fighting NOMNOMNOM back in the day, congrats on getting into government. You were an interesting guy if I recall, its good to see you're doing well in ODN. You have the type of name that isn't easily forgotten.
this is his 5th time in gov I think :p
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ecoNOMics for teh lolz
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Meh. Line-up is alright. I guess
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Umbrella is my ally again now? Right? I'll go ahead and hail this
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Very many sads are being had by me right now. I blame Spock
o/ GATO
o/ INT
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I knew about this so long ago, it was 2013
Good treaty guys. Keeping it fresh
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I may or may not have an opinion on this.
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again woodhouse!
I'm personally glad to see this.
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Spock become General Secretary, forums explode. Take that as a warning INT. Abandon ship while you still can, for the end times are coming for you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo3uxqwTxk0
It's broken again :/
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Woo! Reps are back!
The German Empire RISES!
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ANOTHER NOTHER NOTHER NOTHER NOTHER ANNOUNCMENT FROM THE QUARTERMASTER OF THE GERMAN EMPIRE, THE PROTECTOR OF THE CITRUS, DEFENDER OF THE FRUIT
This morning we discovered a crate of citrus was missing from our vast stores. Such heinous crimes cannot be tolerated. It is the firm belief of the Quartermaster that Knights11 has stolen these oranges in an attempt to usurp our true Kaiser Auctor. DOWN WITH KNIGHTS11! DOWN WITH KNIGHTS11! DOWN WITH KNIGHTS11! Lord Protect Kaiser Auctor.