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Lord bagel

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  1. It's ok. We established he bought all of his tech so no tech deals were wasted.
  2. I will have you know that I did have a vote but the forums went down shortly afterwards so I just went with what was the results were before the forums closed. I my responsibilities to the GA very seriously.
  3. I could have told you he had a crap war chest. We tries to get him to fight when we fought IRON a few years ago and he cited having only a billion dongs as a reason not to fight. Then KB spy oped him and saw he only had about $400 mill. I have no idea where the money went.
  4. I banned him from the AA. I guess that might have caused the troubles
  5. He is nothing more than a ghost. He should have been removed from the AA years ago but it never happened. He padded our stats, and the GA felt he should be given a chance to participate in the group, so we let him stay in the AA. but he does not even fight in our wars. He should have been banned from the AA the first time he fled to PM for not fighting on a war.
  6. You are more than free to do so, but we're not giving him tech just so it can't be taken or destroyed.
  7. For far too long a tumor has grown on the Order of the Paradox AA. It was harmless like a boil, but getting bigger and bigger all of the time. This hideous growth grew right there on the face of our alliance, taking a TOP 5 slot on our membership listing, yet we resisted the idea of lancing this boil. We convinced ourselves that it was actually fashionable and made us look good, but deep down we knew that it was nothing more than a blight to our appearance. Like a wart on a finger, we have no solid clue as to where he came from, or why he is here. Our attempts to reason with him and get him to participate with our alliance were met with nothing but silence. Countless wars were fought by Paradoxia, and yet the moment trouble started to brew he would escape into peace mode and avoid any conflict. And yet, we apathetically gave him our protection, not really seeing the harm in keeping him around. But no more. As such, it is my sadistic pleasure to announce that Killer Lolis of Loli Loli Loli is no longer protected by TOP or any of our allies. This coward has not felt the warm embrace of a line of the open arms of a foreign army. His people have not endured a night in an air-raid shelter as enemy bombers flew over head. His soil has not be exposed to the beautiful glow of 15 Megatons of nuclear energy. He has 19,000 tech for the taking to those of you who can get to him first. He will remain on the AA until someone has declared a war on him, so as to avoid letting him slip into protection elsewhere. http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=34637 Thank you, and happy hunting. Lord Bagel
  8. Sal is so 2014. With the coming of a new dawn means a new day. And the best way to start any day is with a nice, healthy breakfast.
  9. We have concluded our summer elections and are bringing forth some small changes. Buzz Lightyear has finally decided it is time to fight Zurg and has left this world to gather his forces in Star Command. We wish him the best of luck in all his future endeavors. With that in mind, here is the current TOP government
  10. This is a valid CB and violation of the Geneva convention.
  11. People still try to talk smack about PM? Everyone does it to keep reserves. This isn't 2010, let's leave it be. Next people will be complaining that someone is using nukes instead of conventional warfare.
  12. You are actually going to want Chief Savage Man. He has an AAR going for it in our paradox Plaza.
  13. So we kick your butts in another game, and so you attack most of us in another game? That is pretty interesting.
  14. A week ago, The order of the Paradox celebrated it's 10th birthday. I will not bee too long in this announcement as I have only been around for TOP's twilight years and the greatest accomplishments of our alliance were well before I even knew that this game existed. We came here from the paradox plaza as a group of people who loved Grand Strategy games and saw a way to carry that passion into an entirely new dimension in a multi-year, massively multiplayer grand strategy game. In the early years you were required to be a member of the paradox interactive boards in order to be a member. We saw our first real conflict when GATO declared war on The Initiative during GW2, and again against The Legion in GW3. These first wars against great adversaries set the tone for TOP on the world stage as fighters who are willing to go toe-to-toe with anyone out there. TOP was built into a great alliance with tech heavy nations that could crush any foe using brute strength and cunning military tactics. The days of TOPtier may now be but a memory for most of you, but we are still here and kicking. Tech and infra grow back and beat downs are just lessons to be learned. We still hold ourselves to our tactical prowess and when the time comes that we must raise our swords for our allies again, we will be ready. Outside of the politics of Cybernations, TOP has always been a second home to its members. From our game nights playing Europa Universalis and Crusader Kings, as well a non-PI games such as Age of Empires and Civilization and AARs on our forums, to sharing our new families and children with our friends online. TOP has always looked after its own, and that what has drawn all of us to the alliance. Internally we have always taken care of each other through tough times in the game and in our personal lives and celebrated happy occasions with each other (who knew that some many of us could get married and have kids?). In honor of all platypuses out there, both past and present, In hoc signo vinces
  15. I appreciate you acknowledging us. It's a thankless job, but someone has to do it
  16. ooh! Escalation! This is going to be fun to watch now.
  17. that was actually a pretty good one. Way to keep things fresh
  18. I can see how you would think that since we have mostly kept to ourselves for the past few months. But we are still alive and even chatty with a few alliances
  19. We have recently concluded our February elections and I am pleased to present the results to all of you VC: Grand Master: Zac the Sage Grand Chancellor: Lord Bagel Grand Hospitaller: Salajol NVC: Grand Legate: iamthey Councilor At Large: Deus Pentagon: Aesis AvengerNL Buzz Lightyear Jessejames themadstork
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