Ming the Merciless

[quote name='DoorNail' timestamp='1350560016' post='3042462'] It is time to come clean Sardonic, as you still refuse to speak to me to resolve whatever it is that has your panties in a bunch, demanding a ransom for something that you've caused. Now you've not only upset me, but others as well and I will have my key back, with or without your cooperation. This is your last chance to give me back my key and resolve this peacefully, there will be no ransom paid, no negotiations or terms and no more further warnings from me. I will take back my key by force while you and those around you will suffer the consequences of your thug like behavior, if you wish to take this all the way to a fight and continue to taunt, insult and dare somebody to "do something about it" and everyone knows that old saying of "be careful what you wish for, you just may get it". there are very few others that deserve a severe ass kicking as much as you and your alliance, for what you are doing and have been doing for quite some time now. Enough is enough, you can either yield now, hand over that key and walk away or yield later with your face being smashed into the blacktop, it's your choice and time is limited nor is it on your side. [/quote] [url="http://i.imgur.com/TaCjm"][img]http://i.imgur.com/TaCjml.jpg[/img][/url]

Updated OP. Looking for someone with uranium.

Its 0728 server time and I'm in the US. The server is very slow. It takes minute(s) to return results for a single page. Other websites I visit regularly are responding normally, so I believe this issue is on the CN server(s).

[size="5"]Current Lumber/Oil partner looks inactive and headed for deletion. We'd like to replace him with lumber and uranium, but we'll accept uranium.[/size] Greetings to all alliances and nations. I am [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=431991]Ming the Merciless[/url], a member of GOONS. I am trying to put together a [b]black team[/b] trade circle and am casting a wide net. I have posts in several forums and I intend to keep them updated as frequently as possible. Please scroll to the bottom of this post for details on the benefits of this circle. [size="5"]We are currently looking for someone on the black team with uranium.[/size] If you meet the above conditions, please reply to this thread. Thank you for reading! [b]Required Resources[/b]: Aluminum - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=381927]Methos (GOONS)[/url] Coal - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=381927]Methos (GOONS)[/url] Iron - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=432233]Miss New Vegas (GOONS)[/url] Lumber - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=426814]Spock Bosco (GOONS)[/url] Marble - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=414296]theafm (GOONS)[/url] Oil - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=426814]Spock Bosco (GOONS)[/url] [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=435109]Beryl Strite (GOONS)[/url] Rubber - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=431991]Ming the Merciless (GOONS)[/url] Water - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=435109]Beryl Strite (GOONS)[/url] Wheat - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=432233]Miss New Vegas (GOONS)[/url] [b]Optional Resources[/b]: Cattle - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=414296]theafm (GOONS)[/url] Fish - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=431991]Ming the Merciless (GOONS)[/url] Uranium - [b]Players Considered Inactive[/b]: [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=426814]Spock Bosco (GOONS)[/url] - Lumber, Oil [size="4"]Trade Circle Benefits[/size]: [b]Bonus Resources[/b]: Asphalt, Automobiles, Beer, Construction, Steel [b]Bonuses[/b]: [size="1"]Income +$7.5 Citizens +22.5% Happiness +8 Infrastructure Cost -35.2% Land Cost -23.1% Land Bonus +38% Environment +1 Soldier effectiveness +42.6% Soldier Cost -$6 Navy Cost -19.3% Aircraft Cost -15.2% Aircraft Limit +10 Infrastructure Upkeep -23.7% Tank Upkeep -9.8% Nuke Upkeep -50% Navy Upkeep -14.5%[/size] This version of the 5BR has more citizens than the fast food type at the expense of some income and military bonuses. More citizens means more soldiers means more tanks. Good stuff.

But, but--my last defensive war slot? Welcome to the party, guys.

[quote name='Maleatu' timestamp='1296703039' post='2616916'] Oh hey, my battle report is up there. Epic. o/ Pacifica! EDIT: Also, Try harder, n00bs! [/quote] People who live in [s]glass houses[/s] [s]aquariums[/s] deep pockets shouldn't throw stones: [quote]To: Ming the Merciless From: Maleatu Shakor Date: 1/24/2011 11:58:05 PM Subject: Bring It Message: I've got deep pockets. Do you? [/quote] [I sent some message in retort about not taking much money from GAs] [quote]To: Ming the Merciless From: Maleatu Shakor Date: 1/25/2011 6:11:45 AM Subject: RE: Bring It Message: That's funny. "Your nation Minmatar Republic has been credited with $300,000 extra cash, 150 miles of extra land, 150 infrastructure levels, and 15 technology levels for providing at least a $15.00 donation to Cyber Nations. Tell your fellow team members and friends about this offer and thanks for your Cyber Nations donation. " [/quote] I suppose if NPO's upper tiers were willing to rebuild your nation(s) you wouldn't need to resort to such measures. This posting of cherry-picked attack results is pointless. Sometimes you win as an underdog, sometimes you lose what should be a slam dunk.

[quote name='HHAYD' timestamp='1296416084' post='2611364'] Screenshots of them running to your opponents' forums or it didn't happen. [/quote] I, Ming the Merciless of New Mongo, am sorely disappointed that no members of NPO or Legion haven taken advantage of my generous hospitality and paid me a visit. I even sent forth my meme-issaries to invite several Legion nations who met all the qualifications of my foreign visa program: [IMG]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/6485/comeatmebroi.png[/img] [IMG]http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/3753/legionspamoutbox.png[/img] I have communicated with a member of the NPO alliance expressing my desire to have his friends visit my fair country and enjoy my many amusement parks: [quote]00:43 -!- IVIonster[NPO] [****] has joined #cybergoons ... 00:52 < dbc00per[GOONS]> NPO, please send people my way: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=431991 ... 00:52 -!- Irssi: #cybergoons: Total of 98 nicks [3 ops, 5 halfops, 0 voices, 90 normal] ... 00:53 < dbc00per[GOONS]> Same goes for any other anti-GOON AAs in here. All my pals have gotten DoWs but I haven't :( ... 00:58 < IVIonster[NPO]> dbc00per[GOONS] would you like me to work on Sending a Battalion your way? ... 00:59 < dbc00per[GOONS]> IVIonster[NPO]: Please 00:59 < IVIonster[NPO]> I am serious? 00:59 < Feldheim_C[LLJK]> Add me to the list please 00:59 < IVIonster[NPO]> feldheim.. AA? 00:59 < Feldheim_C[LLJK]> GOONS 00:59 < dbc00per[GOONS]> He's being sneaky 00:59 < dbc00per[GOONS]> IVIonster[NPO]: I am being serious. 01:00 < Feldheim_C[LLJK]> yup. since Legion kicked me for my GOONS tag when I entered their channel. 01:00 < dbc00per[GOONS]> s/being// 01:00 < dbc00per[GOONS]> Don't have to be NPO. Could be Legion, etc. I'm not picky ... 01:00 < IVIonster[NPO]> lol 01:00 < IVIonster[NPO]> Gimme nation links ... 01:00 < dbc00per[GOONS]> Awesome! http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=431991 01:00 < Lenin> such is the potency of the GOONS war machine 01:01 < dbc00per[GOONS]> :blush: 01:01 < Dudis> SPARTA IS AWESOME 01:01 -!- irrationalx[goons] [*****] has joined #cybergoons 01:01 < dbc00per[GOONS]> You all have a lot of nations in our range but they seem inactive or something. 01:01 < Feldheim_C[LLJK]> http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=435273 http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=435273 01:01 < Dudis> SPARTA HAS THE GREATEST WAR MACHINE IN BOB 01:01 < Feldheim_C[LLJK]> whoops 01:01 < Feldheim_C[LLJK]> http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=435273 01:01 < Feldheim_C[LLJK]> that's better. 01:01 < IVIonster[NPO]> dbc00per[GOONS] approximately how large is your warchest? 01:01 < dbc00per[GOONS]> My nick is dbc00per but my I'm Ming 01:01 < dbc00per[GOONS]> ~$4M right now 01:02 < Feldheim_C[LLJK]> I'm FeldheimC, ifin you couldn't tell. 01:02 < IVIonster[NPO]> first of all ty 01:02 < IVIonster[NPO]> 2nd of all ... 01:02 < dbc00per[GOONS]> No, ty 01:02 < IVIonster[NPO]> why wouyld you tell the enemy how long you can last 01:02 < IVIonster[NPO]> ? 01:02 * dbc00per[GOONS] shrugs 01:02 < IVIonster[NPO]> lol 01:02 < IVIonster[NPO]> you GOONs are funny 01:02 < dbc00per[GOONS]> I get to put a stupid MS Paint badge in my sig if I have 6 wars going at once 01:02 <@Ktarthan> Because it doesn't matter [/quote] Please visit, New Mongo is lovely this time of year. Bring your friends!

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Bump.

[size="5"]Trade Circle Complete! I will update this thread if something changes.[/size] Hello CN forum members. I am [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=431991]Ming the Merciless[/url], a member of GOONS. I am trying to put together a trade circle and am casting a wide net. I have posts in other forums and I intend to keep them updated as frequently as possible. Please scroll to the bottom of this post for details on the benefits of this circle. Thank you for reading! [b]Required Resources[/b]: Aluminum - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=381927]Methos (GOONS)[/url] Cattle - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=414296]theafm (GOONS)[/url] Coal - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=381927]Methos (GOONS)[/url] Fish - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=431991]Ming the Merciless (GOONS)[/url] Iron - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=432233]Miss New Vegas (GOONS)[/url] Lumber - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=426814]Spock Bosco (GOONS)[/url] Marble - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=414296]theafm (GOONS)[/url] Oil - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=426814]Spock Bosco (GOONS)[/url] [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=435109]Beryl Strite (GOONS)[/url] Rubber - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=431991]Ming the Merciless (GOONS)[/url] Uranium - Water - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=435109]Beryl Strite (GOONS)[/url] Wheat - [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=432233]Miss New Vegas (GOONS)[/url] [size="4"]Trade Circle Benefits[/size]: [b]Bonus Resources[/b]: Asphalt, Automobiles, Beer, Construction, Steel [b]Bonuses[/b]: Income +$7.5 Citizens +22.5% Happiness +8 Infrastructure Cost -35.2% Land Cost -23.1% Land Bonus +38% Environment +1 Soldier effectiveness +42.6% Soldier Cost -$6 Navy Cost -19.3% Aircraft Cost -15.2% Aircraft Limit +10 Infrastructure Upkeep -23.7% Tank Upkeep -9.8% Nuke Upkeep -50% Navy Upkeep -14.5%