Jordosaur94

OOC: Thanks for the compliment, but now that you mention it, Tahoe does own large amount of territory in the Pacific Northwest, I'm not sure what to do with him.

Joseph Tucker walked into Foreign Minister Wallace Jones' office, Tucker was one of the influential members of the Foreign Ministry and was concerned about the crisis in Australia. "Mr. Jones,", he said, "The situation in Australia is growing worse and worse, should we intervene or..?", Jones replied, "No, Mr. Tucker, it would be unwise, for our nation is just too tiny to intervene in foreign affairs. We'll just observe.", Tucker responded, "Alright, we won't intervene."

As Edwin M. Stanton once said, "Now, he belongs to the Angels."

OOC: Anyone?

October 2nd, 2009 1503 Hours Eatonville, Cascade A large crowd gathered in the cemetery, the reason for the gathering was to show to the world that a new nation existed in the Pacific Northwest and the reason for the event taking place in the cemetery is due to the fact that the cemetery is one of the few open spaces in the town of Eatonville where such a rally could be held, or that is, Glacier View Park next to the cemetery. 100 people from throughout the area showed up, as well as several teams of journalists from throughout the world. Near one end of the park was a podium where the leaders of the new nation were-- except, that is, for the President, Jordosaur94. He had broken his foot while hiking with his girlfriend in order to prove to her that he was an outdoorsman. Upon hearing the news, the Vice President James Fredrickson complained, "That idiot's obsessed with impressing her, the wimp!", he sighed, and got up on the podium to begin his speech, "Ladies and Gentlemen, you are here to for the birth of a new nation! Though we have been around for several months, we have never released the news to the world, until now! The President, Jordosaur94, has injured his foot in a hiking accident, but most of us are here! Me, James Fredrickson the Vice President, Wallace Jones the Foreign Minister, Daniel Simpson the Minister of the Military, Bob Hanson the Minister of Defense, Jim Van Matthus the Chief of Staff, George Anderson the Minister of Transportation, Neil Smith the Minister of Agriculture, Steven Donald the Minister of Safety, Timothy McPherson the Chief of the Army, Vince Williamson the Chief of the Air Force, Leonard Riggs the Chief of the Navy, Jerry Fender the Minister of the Treasury, and uh, there's some other people, but I forget! Anyway, thank you, ladies and Gentlemen, and we thank you to witness the birth of the Democracy of Cascade!!"

Arrgh!

We are concerned about the situation currently on Australia, we shall continue to observe.-Wallace Jones, Foreign Minister

Well then, are there any spaces left? If so: Nation Link: Cascade Team Name: Eatonville Lumberjacks Team Colors: Green and Blue

I hate to sound like a noob but, do you have to have a Stadium to participate in this?

Uh-oh, here comes trouble!

"We, of the Republic of Cascade, applaud this move become nuclear, and we hope that you use those nukes wisely."-Foreign Minister Wallace Jones

OOC: Anyone interested in posting?

General Van Eaton finally arrived at the office of the Director of the Military, Daniel Simpson. After a moment of silence, he walked into Simpson's office, where he addressed him, "Mr. Director. Uh, what are you reading?", when he saw Simpson reading a piece of paper. Daniel Simpson was a 54 year old bald man who smoked cigars, and had lived in Transvaal and Deutschland for two years and as a result, he could speak in German and Afrikaans very well. He said, "Oh, just reading this offer from the Transvaler government, seems that they offered us to join Nordreich, their Alliance. Some lady named Anne... Anne...", "Annetjie van Matteus", interrupted the General, "You know I spent my youth as a mercenary in the South African and Transvaler armies.", Simpson continued, "Yes well, she's the Prime Minister, and they have a State President, some guy named Botha. Ain't it pathetic that some Governments have Prime Ministers and Presidents which is totally ridiculous, and is more nonsensical than a Government with just a President as a Head of State.", Van Eaton replied, "Yes well." Simpson continued, "Anyway, do you have the Inspection papers?", the General replied, "Yeah, I do, here!", and he handed Simpson the clipboard with the list of all the troops and equipment in the Cascadian Military, he quipped, "All 125 troops and all our vehicles and all 100 Militiamen!", Simpson responded, "150, General. We recruited 20 more men from Spanaway, and hired 5 Natalans.". The General, in a surprised state, said, "Wow, 150?? Man, our army grows ever stronger!", Simpson replied, "Yeah, well, I live for the day we get tanks, aircraft, and actual warships, and not just crummy old WWII models and makeshift civilian vehicles!". Van Eaton responded, "Yeah, well, that is a long way off! Good bye, Mr. Simpson!", Simpson said, "Good bye!", and Van Eaton walked out and shut the door. Van Eaton walked through the underground government facilities, and stomped up the stairs that led to the way out and opened the door. He walked through the lobby where he saw Policemen and government officials and he walked out the front door and looked around. Up in the sky, he saw a Bell 212 with racks containing missiles and a machine gun. He walked over to his Humvee and got in, he told his driver Donovan, "The Director has been informed.", and with that, the Hummvee began driving down the street.

General Van Eaton arrived at the Town Hall a little while later. The Town Hall served as the Police and Fire Station, and even the Governmental Building. Van Eaton opened a door that led to the Governmental offices underneath the building. He walked down the stairs, where he passed two drunken Transvalers laughing and joking in Afrikaans, "Mercenaries.", he thought to himself. He approached a man smoking a cigarette and he asked the man, "Excuse me soldier, can you direct me where the Directer of the Military is?", the man spoke with a heavy Irish accent, "Heh, heh. Direct you to the Director, that's funny, hee hee.", the annoyed General told him, "Look, Tahoan, let's cut to the chase, where is the Director?", the Tahoan, after blowing smoke in the face of Van Eaton replied, "He's in his office.", to which the General stormed over to the Director's office.

General George Van Eaton, age 53, arrived to the Inspection Field in a Humvee. Colonel Donald Carlson greeted him, "I'm glad you're here General, the Inspection is about to begin!", the General replied, "Oh good! I hope I wasn't too late, I got stuck behind some of those yuppie city-slickers from Seattle and the capital of the Cascadian Free State, and some other big cities, all wanna see Mt. Rainier! Idiots!", Colonel Carlson responded, "General, let's focus on the task at hand!", the General whined, "Okay! Okay! Let's get this over with!" Several Hours Later... "Welp, that's all of em!", the General said. "Yep, all here!", and he took a look at the clipboard with the list of all the troops in the Cascadian Military: "125 Soldiers Mercenary Force 2 Tahoans 3 Kansourians 1 Tuvaluan 5 Transvalers 4 Deutschlanders 3 Amon Henans 1 Dun Carrigan 1 Displaced Calvinist 20 Mercenaries in All Local Force 65 Soldiers CEF (Cascade Expeditionary Force) 40 Soldiers CFSB (Cascadian Foreign Service Battalion None (volunteer force only) Militia Force 100 Men Weapons Assault Rifles: M16, M4 Sub Machine Guns: MP5, MP7 General Purpose Machine Guns: M240, M60, FN MAG Squad Automatic Weapon: M249 Grenade: M67 Grenade Launcher: M203 Pistols: M9, SIG-Sauer P220, M1911, Glock17 Sniper Rifles: M40, M82, Mk 15, M21, M39, SAM-R Man Portable Rocket and Missile Launchers: AT4, Javelin, FIM-92 Stinger Shotguns: M870, M1014 Mortars: M252, M120 Artillery: M101 Vehicles HMMWV M939 M3 Bradely Stryker Technical BM-13 Aircraft MD500 Bell 212 UH-60 Blackhawk Cessna 172 Vessels PT Boats (WWII Era)" "Okay, that's pretty much it, thank you Colonel.", the General gleefully said, "Now I can take this report back to Headquarters, see you later Colonel!", Colonel Carlson replied, "See you later, too!", and thus Van Eaton got back into the Humvee and headed back to Eatonville.

Poor Erasmus! Oh well, the Lord shall deal with him accordingly.