Bearer

And again,

In need of some updates,

Indeed, things have been um... interesting to say the least.

Grato's trials had been harsh and greatly misunderstood. See Grato was once a traveling circus clown forced to entertain the masses by day and by night he endulged in any and every drug he could wash down with the cheap scotch which was the local fare. It was on one of his drug and alcohol induced coma's he had a vision of the end of times. Written off as "Just another crazy dream" him and his band of twisted clowns continued to peddle their balloons and dancing in exchange for smiles, thankfully the make up was thick so no one could see the tears. Smelly was traveling through the magical forest of mushrooms when he happened upon a naked drunk elf who was stumbling down the cobblestone path, "Ew what is that smell" he groaned as he bent to empty is lunch of shroom spagetti. "Hehe, it is me smelly the bear" he bellowed. "Christ you smell aweful, liked a carnival rides bowels spewed on the crowd" he moaned as he again heaved what was left. "Hehe" the bear giggled. Bleary eyed and slightly ascew the elf peered up at the bear and shreiked "Your a damned sight, like a grateful dead bear but rotting". "You come home with me and we will get you cleaned up, don't be getting no ideas though you ball of crap, I am packin heat" he warned. With that the bear and and elf set of too the hovel village of "Dranknomore". **Tune in next time when we will dicuss the relationship between mixing M&Ms and strawberry soda**.

Walking through the fields of skulls on a road of tombstones Grato wondered how it had come to this? "Smelly" the elf born bear was a wonderous creature full of mirth and cotton candy and although his trail of ripe rank odor followed him no matter where he traveled he was always welcomed at a distance of no more than half a mile. A generous distance by anyone.

it was claimed a blessing...

Tonnes being more than 5 years. Alot more.

Midnight riding through thorn bushes can be hazardous to your health with a helmet and mouth peice. Candy coated lemons and slipin slides make for an interesting conversation peice at a political dinner for chipmunk rights in Antartica. The consolidation of power to ensure the survival of the golden rum roll is of the utmost importance. Please cast your votes at the MTV awards for the best rubbish/garbage man in Laos. Your attention is required, BTW join TTK NOW!!! Burrito's will be served at 5pm nordic standard time.

Really it makes sense, Seriously!!! Go carts, gumball machines and candy canes await all those who enter. Oddly enough the magic behind candy canes have nothing to do with lucky charms which can be considered somewhat disappointing if it were not for the fact the unicrons exist in the far reaches of the deepest death of Atlanta. It is startling to beleive all of you have not flocked to the offer of becoming a champion of the petting zoo. Think about it!

Join now and get 5 years good luck, think about it, it worth it.

Bump. back in a way, fingers are fine but excessive travel has left me terribly tired.

Bump,

Bump

Up, too the top,

Bump,

Once again,

Yo Join TTK!!! Its not just an adventure, its an adventure!

Course a little help now and again wouldn't hurt,

Depends on how you look at it, I post at least twice daily or atleast I try too

Maybe a couple more,

Yeah I have one or two here,

Hello Classic, As far as your reasoning for the desire for a move it is one in which you alone must make and TTK in no way will have an inluence over. We do not contact members from other alliances in order to take their members so to speak as we are a honorable and proud alliance. Please keep that in mind, If you are interested in visiting our Forum please use the link below, http://ttkalliance.com/index.php Please PM me if ou have any further questions or concerns, Respectfully, Bearer

You'll be fine, I am sending this too you from Iaq and I travel to Afghanistan too. No worries, that is as long as you can get toa computer. Kandahar and Bagram both have nice facilities and adequate waiting times. The smaller FOBs is a bit more limited but for just updating the nation and scaning this or your own Forum you will be fine. The civilian networks are't bad either. IRC might be difficult though. PM if you want specifics, I know more than you average bear, spent 5.5 years there.

Appreciate it,

Um hmmm...