alyster
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They are proud to have you as a mouthpiece.
Ouch.
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Plenty.
There's other art pieces still around out there over past years. Everyone should feel threatened by my art and enjoyment. It will be the downfall of civilization.
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To get the topic back on track, a little gift to NPO
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Does that mean you have a spy in NPO?
If we'd have I wouldn't have to ask :p
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Yeah, it doesn’t take much thinking about my alliance. The message for weeks has been that NPO is prolonging the war by not allowing itself to be isolated. The word was terms were coming, but the TOP side couldn’t decide/agree what to ask for. Y’all came up with the current “unofficial” terms, which are kind of cute/novel in the way they’re topical to the circumstances, but are completely incidental to the already existing intention to demand terms on NPO. And now the message seems to be that Polar has met its goals, but needs to keep the war going to respect the objectives of its coalition mates, and can’t dictate to its coalition when it’s time to call it quits.
All I’m saying is that this all seems more pertinent to the status of peace talks than the purpose of banks.
Is that's what the Wall of Text with the Farrin's imperial seal in the Body Republic's subforum said? The one that got 4 pages of hailing and no real discussion?
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Come on. Y'all spent weeks fumbling around, knowing you were going to demand something but unable to agree on what it was going to be. Debating the merits of what y'all settled on seems to miss the big picture.
OK You got us. We spent 2 months debating if we should force Brehon to watch My Little Pony or not.
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The whole debate about banks is ridiculous. The Polar side has intended to extract terms on NPO from the very beginning - which is why they've been complaining the whole time that our allies wouldn't peace out and allow us to be isolated. The circumstances with our banks has given them something specific to demand, because they didn't otherwise know what it was they would ask for. But they haven't decided at the end to demand terms because of our egregious conduct with banks. They knew they were going to demand something, and this is what the circumstances have delivered.
You're cute.
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To be fair you had too many nations in peace mode to fight them anyway.
TOP - 4,359,086.66 damage inflicted - 563 wars (5,5 wars per nation)
IRON - 2,620,276.80 damage inflicted - 634 wars (1.82 wars per nation)
Perhaps you can stop your petty attempts after you look at the numbers?
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/me rolls his eyes.
If banks were as useless as you claimed they are, nobody would be gunning for NPO's !@#$%* banks in the first place.
Think this is like the third or fourth war in my time in CN where a coalition has gone with KILL PACIFICA'S BANKS OR ELSE...
/me yawns.
Let us know when the OR ELSE arrives.
Some of these so called banks have imported up to 1700 tech per month prior to the war. While you're free to label your nations as you like, you may even call them Hippy Gods for all I care, other people are also free to do their assessments of current situations as they like.
Bottom line is nations are nations. If you use them to import tech, collect pixels then it doesn't really matter what you call them internally. For others they remain a potential threat. And as you've so kindly declared war on TOP for second global war in a row, you've made that our business. And for the second global war in a row we don't get to fight them.
But we're also kind and innovative. No one has demaned reps from you, nor extended war. And Farrin has been told that. In fact they haven't demanded anything from you.
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Everything's under control.
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And you're just so absolutely infallible, aren't ya.
Totally going to disregard that VE dude and going to ask you, do you have any more of these... bright ideas?
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Wow, five awards. That's impressive. Here, have a gif.
Lacks boats.
All jokes aside, good work.
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Golden Raspberry Awards 2013.
Worst Alliance Of The Year: IRON
There was a intense competition among all alliances in this category, but one alliance's star of stupidity managed to out shine all the rest. Congratulations on your victory IRON, the people have spoke. Here's a prize for you:
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Worst Military of the Year: Mostly Harmless Alliance
Due to RnR's late entry into the global war Mostly Harmless Alliance managed to live up to their name. With your damage out put of 0.78 damage given to every damage taken, you've been voted as the worst military of the year. Congratulations.
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Worst Block of the Year: Doomhouse
The glorious and feared Doomhouse Accords suffered a fatal hit this year. First the largest member of the bloc decided to withdraw which followed by a losing war and disbandment by Mushroom Kingdom effectively killing the bloc. Doomhouse, this year you brought doom to yourself, you've been voted as the Worst Block of the Year.
Most Inactive Large Alliance: Mostly Harmless Alliance
With 52% of votes collected MHA managed to appear to be the alliance who's members appear to get laid the most. Congrats.
Worst Diplomatic Team: IRON
Good job with NG guys.
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Alliance Most Likely To Fail in 2014: IRON
As you've been voted to be the worst alliance of the year and the worst diplomatic team this award doesn't really come as a surprise. Anxiously waiting for NG-IRON war.
Worst Player of the Year: Rotavele
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Worst Leader of the Year: Brehon
Dear Brehon, I hope Lord Valleo still keeps you updated of things. Just once more I'd like to extend the gratitude of Order of the Paradox to you for your awesome job in EQ war. The current war would have never been possible with out you. And as the numbers say, the rest of the Planet Bob thinks more or less in the same line.
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Worst Poster of the Year: Rotavele
Doesn't really need a comment, I'm sure Rotavele can justify this award with a post into this topic.
Worst Treaty of the Year: IRON - NG
[19:52] Steve_Buscemi[NG] We are asking for military assistance on LoSS.
[19:52] BaronAaron[IRON] we do not offer military assistance
Loser of the Year: IRON
Seriously guys this is the 5th Razzie in the row for you guys. Stop hogging, you even managed to out shine NG/NPO/NSO's star here and they are the ones getting rolled.
Worst Theme Used in 2013: ODN's Wrecking Ball
Guys, even Betty White laughs at that.
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I'm pretty glad at the moment that the theme of the war didn't turn out to be "Red Wedding of the North (Pole)".
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You guys are special so we felt the need to announce it :|
That's ironic.
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That indeed was a touche, but the shadow of the platypus will still be hanging over your burning cities.
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No, you aren't.
You, sir, should make more propaganda before this war is over.
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RnR declares war: most of the large nations don't have any navies.
RnR posts propaganda: BOATS.
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I don't know if you're aware, but Nas has been sitting outside my bedroom window for the better part of the last year, waiting for me. He'd regularly climb up the tree in our yard and through my window. We'd sit there braiding each other's hair, talking about boys, gossiping and giggling about R&R 'n Invicta...
... and so I know for as much as you want to get in some sort of dig, you're exactly the same.
I understand that 99.9% of CN will look at me awkward now, but... are you one of the twins? ,
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I, for one, fully hope to take advantage of UPN and HB's tech farms to rebuild what I've lost from TOP and MI6.
I, for one, will be the person to break it to you. UPN puts out 0.904 damage per every damage taken, HB 0.979 while RnR does 0.684 damage per every damage taken.
All odds are that these DoWs were intended to get UPN and HB above 1.0
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Remind me again why we opposed CSN's wishes to just burn you guys to the ground?
:huh:
What war was that?
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It couldn't be obvious because that picture was chosen randomly and just happened to have a fourth person in the picture, so I threw question marks on it because we don't have a fourth person.
So if some random asshats drew conclusions from that picture, I have to laugh, because it was an 8 second search for a three musketeers picture with absolutely no meaning behind the question marks and fourth person :|
You're funny.
I'm sorry they bailed on you, but did you expect any better?
i would like to offer peace talks for woto
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People have been spoiled too much with white peace that they take it for granted. And rivers of tears start running as soon as someone has a different idea. My god.
Do you have a spy in NpO that you make claims about their intentions. As an ally of Polar I was not aware before the war that they'd have such plans. So mind sharing what you have?
PS. I always thought it was you in the uncle sam's costume :)