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  3. Non Grata Declaration of War

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

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    Dear Non Grata and the New Sith Order,

     

    I am writing you at the request of my friends in SNX. It has come to my attention that you have recently declared war on SNX, the latest in a series of declarations of war that I have found to be both objectionable and offensive. I offer you my most sincere expression of displeasure at your recent actions, and, if we were communicating in person, I would no doubt make a wry face at your person, which would no doubt convey to you the depth of my aforementioned displeasure.

     

    While my displeasure no doubt means little to nothing to you, I will reiterate it in this paragraph. First, you attack and assault my ally. Second, you do so at little personal risk to your own person due to the amount of vagabonds, miscreants and other various profligate delinquents already assaulting my ally. Finally, the pony on your flag is very obviously 3rd generation. I must, again, repeat my disgruntlement at your actions. You might say I am the very sight of disgruntlement. Supremely disgruntled. I am the opposite of gruntled.

     

    At last, I must tell you that you smell less than good.

     

    Sternly,

     

    Ruler the White, Captain Bully Supreme of the Christian Coalition of Countries.

     

    incredibly insulting.

     

    brb pre-empting

  11. TPF Declaration of War

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

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    Wow, you bit so hard.

     

    Everyone probably knows that when MI6 was founded, NSO was neutral to you, perhaps some were even in favor of establishing relations with you. Then we got some logs of Chim shitting on us, we shat back, all of this is fun poo-flinging, and oh my god I can't believe I got logical and rational responses to something so obviously dumb. You guys, masta, Chim et al, make good enjoyable sparring partners of the OWF and behind our forums, and that's how we all like it i'm sure.

     

    also, <3 ya Taget.

  12. TPF Declaration of War

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

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    You realize that IAA disbanded after fighting beside NSO... 

     

    My bag has diamonds in it mate. DIAMONDS!!!!

     

     

    I would say this is the first global war NSO fought in several years. So yeah. First global war y'all could not dodge and you are getting kind of crushed. 

     

    And next? When the fuck was the first mate?

     

    Yes Doch, IAA fought valiantly in Legion, fighting all 12 of their declared wars (6 of which were by Taget), and disbanded afterwards despite being untouched by counters.

     

    Don't get me wrong, i just love seeing MI6 getting shafted in their own coalition they helped build, and lurking in your public chan confirms that you know you're getting shafted too, and that's probably not going to change :P. Bravo to TPF for taking advantage of this, as it's unlikely they'll face too much resistance. I know NSO and TPF have had their share of disagreements (especially between leaders, to say the least, heheh), but that doesn't mean we can't all enjoy watching TPF having its way with MI6 or recognizing the difficult spot they were put in.

     

     

    [spoiler]

    Also, the butthurt is so evident it's delicious. 

    [/spoiler]

  13. TPF Declaration of War

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    Nothing to see here, gents, just Sith distracting themselves from the crater they call an alliance.

    I was indeed surprised that TPF elected to attack MI6, not that they elected to defend Pacifica. More wars are good. MI6 can take a helluva lot more than is being dished.

     

    glad to share craters with you, courtesy of TPF and NPO  :ehm:

     

     

    Also, good to see some older faces in that TPF line-up. Best of luck against MI6 (not that you'll need it, ofc).

  14. TPF Declaration of War

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by KainIIIC

    i did not realize there was a bag, is it a biodegradable bag or will it effect the environment? lol you old thing

     

     

    edit: i figured it out, myth is the bag, mi6 are holding myth as he is created by the ambitions of mi6 and TOP

     

    indeed, if there's two things ever constant in CN alliances: Chim alliances always dies, and NSO never does ;)

     

    but i'm feeling pretty old these days. At least I get to spend the last of 'em plotwatching MI6's next disbandment  :ph34r:

  15. TPF Declaration of War

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by KainIIIC

    i bet its full of shit, with nukes to help shove it down. 100 tech says they disband, wanna have a bet?

     

    IAA is 2-0 for disbandment in wars directly involved with NPO and NSO, so 3 in a row shouldn't be too hard ;)

     

     

    and lol @ MI6; and here they thought they and TOP wouldn't be left holding the bag from their ambition.

  17. Order on Order - The new OoO

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    I doubt it could be the dumbest thing, there has been so many gems to date.  Polaris declared war, there is no confusion is there?

     

    The sooner everyone rebukes Junkalunka's terrible posting, the sooner CN can get back to more productive war conversations, like PM cowardice, arguing stats, justifying shitty decisions made in January 2010, etc.

  19. New Polar Order Declaration of War

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    Why? Pacifica is also my old alliance, and they should sit this out too. I would hope all of NSO's allies would agree with polar in light of your conduct, but if they intervene, then they have chosen to act against the interests of global stability.

     

    NSO members should also conscientiously object to this war too, Polar is definitely in the right for using 5 month old conversations of "roll Polar" (god how many CBs have we given VE?).

     

    All Sith must abandon ship! Especially founders who can find wisdoms in the old Junkalunka The Great! Smite thee to those who have insulted him so!

  21. New Polar Order Declaration of War

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by KainIIIC

    Feel free to lay your tribute and worries at my feet, my orange subjects. Daddy's home.

    Something something the power of the Dark Side of the Force!

    Unlimited powerrrrrrr!

    Am I doin' it rite, Sith?

     

    nah, I much prefer just being a part of frostbite, poaching neutrals and acting like dicks for no other reason than we could.

     

    But that is before you were chryogenically frozen 4 years ago... something about getting too drunk with a wookie.  :v:

  25. Congratulations to the GOP!

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    Neutral but not isolationist.

     

    I don't think anyone would be surprised to learn that we're watching it attentively: we're just not messing with stuff that isn't our business to mess with, and we'll continue to do so (unless of course at some point it will come out that it's our business as well).

     

    (he's referring to the sekrit treaty with NSO he has. It's all encoded and encrypted in his nation bio! :war:  )

     

     

    also how goes this war?

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