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  9. Invicta Announcement

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    Just a few questions, seeing as there are some inconsistencies between this list and your wiki. Is the SUN treaty a PIAT or ODP? And I'm assuming there's no difference between an ODoAP and a ODAP?


    The Wiki has been updated. It is an ODoAP and there is no different between an ODoAP and a ODAP.

  12. Invicta DoW

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    I don't know whose timetable you're working off buddy. Certainly not ours. Ours is a however long it takes kind of thing. Here's something an alliance like Invicta needs to consider. Yes, our plan will likely only hurt some of the people we're at war with RnR and Legion are big enough that they will recover fine in time. An alliance like Invicta? Won't recover from this. We may lose eventually but we'll recover fine as well. We always have. Some of you smaller alliances are going to have a really difficult time after the dust settles. I bet your leaders told you this would be a short easy fight huh? If they did they lied.

    I didn't think I would ever say this, but damnit this is just the most adorable post I've seen from you.

  17. Just an ordinary DoW

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='Yates' timestamp='1358871517' post='3083731']

    What's with the homoerotic post, man? Granted, I'm all for it, obviously. It just seemed weird and out of place.

    Hey, can the next one be hot firemen? I'm a fireman. I can show you my [i]hose[/i]. [Get it!! By "hose" I mean "unit!"]
    [/quote]

    Hot Firemen for next war sounds good. See you then? ;)

  18. Just an ordinary DoW

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

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    [center]Did someone call for...

    [b]Hot Cops?[/b]

    [img]https://i.minus.com/ibqOkXTGMyiCQM.jpg[/img]


    Well, Invicta was just taking a dump with the door open when DB4D wandered by and asked if we had any plans for the evening. Coyly, Invicta responded 'why no, no plans tonight, tee hee.' 'Well,' DB4D said, 'we might be doing something... naughty tonight... it would be a shame if the [i]police[/i] showed up...'

    [img]https://cdntam.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/hotcop.jpg[/img]


    Pursuant to our [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=113094&hl]treaty[/url] with the sexy Death Before Dishonor alliance, Invicta sensually activates the following article:


    Article: This is Crazy, But Here's My Number, Call Me Maybe?
    Invicta and Death Before Dishonor agree that if one of us gets in trouble, or decides to start some trouble, they may request oh-so-sexy help from the other. The requested signatory is encouraged, although not required, to dispatch help, aid, and/or hot cops.


    You've been very naughty, DB4D, mm-yes. I think you'll have to go down to the jail and spend some time there with all those nasty boys.

    [img]https://i.minus.com/iU46d809Brp46.gif[/img]

    I understand [url=http://i48.tinypic.com/10el9xs.jpg]Jorost is the warden there[/url], so make sure you win the annual mudfight that's going on..... Clothing optional, of course.

    tl;dr Invicta is stripping for the coalition.

    [b](this isn't an official DoW, we just wanted to use this treaty for obvious reasons. you may now return to your regularly scheduled nuking. We like Equilibrium Yo.)[/b][/center]


    [b]Invicta Government[/b]

    Thrash, President, lolcommies, and I have no idea why we're using this DoW or why we have a million sigs.
    rotty, vice top cop, preacher of the pron, master cave hummer, lord of forgetfulness. aka Phate
    President Gunn of Acturea, Chief of Staff, Totally wasted while typing this :popcorn: , oh yeah totally dreaming right now
    Imperial Sparta, Minister of War, Porn Star Extraordinaire
    ~~ Ellis, We should have done a triple-break-off flank attack
    ~~~ Brandonreha, Former minor, ROLL LEGION
    ~~~ Contra, what have I just signed?
    LEARZ, MASTER OF CAPS LOCK, OWNER OF THE INTERWEBZ, CAPABLE OF BACKTRACING, FEARSOME DIGI-WARRIOR, AND MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS also i have a banana
    ~~ Killlman4, Senior awesomesauce Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
    King Biscuit of Ovencia, Minister of Finance, Bringer of Zazz, Paper Husband of Liz, Actual Husband of Justavictim, and General OPSEC Risk
    PrinceVegeta, Minister of "Internal" Affairs, Prince of all Saiyans, The one whom turns left and smacks all of you with his [Redacted], Killer of sandwhiches
    Haflinger, yes, [i]that guy[/i]
    ShotgunWilly, Former Minister of Finance, former Vice President, former Director of Citizenship former Lieutenant, Assistant Webmaster, Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs (I think...), Peer of the Realm, Advisor to the President, etc. etc. etc... Oh, yea, and that guy who's about to... well, I think my name says the rest.


    [b]Special Honored Guest (aka we nuked him so we felt bad)[/b]


    Darrr of Area X, Top Ranking Nuclear Rouge Sanctioned Nation


    [b]Other Lovely Special People (Literally...)[/b]


    xR1 - Lone African Warrior of Invicta -- Keeping war real in Invicta, cumming linguist, Aesthetic God of Invicta, Undead Nightmare, and General Pain in the Ass
    Birtha, Totally not stalking Learz, but if you see him can you tell him I said I got a new bed?
    memoryproblems, WCW World Heavyweight Champion, Jack's Cold Sweat, Master Debater
    Locke of Why the Hell am I Here?, Returner from the dead, Chief of Staff, Signer of Things
    Ekaterina Kurae, Princess Imperial of all the Russias, Lawful Heir to the Romanov Throne of Saint Petersburg, Wielder of Copper, Honorary Lesbian
    [02:46:16] <Stelitos> Stelios, Toga Dragon-Otter, uhh idk.. i dont do this often
    [Redacted], Invicta's Security and Statistics Guru, yes I am watching you baby And You're all going to die down here, especially with me targeted those puny things you call nations
    Flashlight, Jorost's Play toyz, wait... did I misspell something in this sentence?
    Nascar's Bottle of Rum, because why not?
    Lustyvictim82, Hardgay Menace, Head Global Instigator and leader of the Roll Legion Movement
    Google Mobile, because I love watching the Invicta forums 24/7
    James Alan Hetfield, ex-Alcoholic.
    His Imperial, Royal, and Serene Majesty Michael, Prince of Prussia, by the Grace of God Emperor of Greater Germania, King of Germany, Consul of the Lower Zorge Valley, Lord Protector of Maiden's Isle, Perpetual Vicar of National Unionism in the Germanic Domains
    The Sage Wolf Horo of Yoitsu, Protector of the Harvest of Pasloe Village
    Tetsero of Ultimin-Twin-Towers-Never-Happened-Holocaust-Never-Happened-9-11-Two-Thousand-FUN-Anal-Fissures-Give-Me-Shivers-(of-pleasure)-Rectify-my-Foot-up-your-Ass-fist-vaginal-belching-ia
    Miller04 also known as Sprinklez, not to be touched on Tuesdays, also known as Major E Rection
    Randy Marsh, Geologist
    Whitestuff, pee-pee toucher deluxe, part time nuisance and token Legion man-whore
    Stacks, lover of swallows, chocolate pudding enthusiast, guy at the gym with the ackward boner
    Mako Lim, Resident Wolfgirl of the German Democratic Republic, Daughter of the Revolution
    Hank Hill - Seller of Propane and Propane Accessories
    King Hobbs, Professional Jackalope Hunter and Former Minister of Internal Affairs
    Asuka Kasen, Shateigashira of the Yakuza of Liberty, Sadist of Newport, Shibari Expert
    Nascar8FanGA, Ruhtard, Jorost's Homoerotic Nightmare
    Enzyte: The Long Lasting Love Machine (Alliteration At Its Finest)
    Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi, Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution, Protector of the Jamahiriya
    TzarBabe, Drunken Master, Keeper of the Blue Fingerpaint, Alien Abductee
    Meshaal, Rider of the White Sands, Light of the Desert, Bringer of Justice, Defender of the God of Abraham, Liberator of the Holy Land, Not-so-Secret Trap
    miller64 provider of cheap beer
    Phate408, [redacted], Roller of Legion, Rectifier of All Things Rectal
    Omnipotens, eternal screw-up and Dutch royal ass.
    &#1040;&#1083;&#1081;&#1089;&#1090;&#1100;&#1077;&#1088;, Comrade Bubbles
    Infopowerbroker, Workin for The Man who makes the Dollah Bills (and also Makes It Rain)
    Lord James, the phantom menace, son of Thor, husband of Athena, destroyer of worlds, builder of dreams
    Commandant Lassard.
    Mrs. Infopowerbroker, Ok, Ok, I'll let you get up for the blitz [annoyed sigh].
    Octavian, Help me, these people never let me out of their closets.
    Rudekker of Milwaukee. Just this guy, you know?
    Jon32492 Deputy Minister of I didn't read anything above, let's kick some ass
    KingTopherXXIII - Keeper of the Seven Keys, Seventh Son of the Seventh Son, Shogun of INVICTA and ghost of Amonra
    Lord kj | FREEDOM FIGHTER
    Mot The Mountain Follower.
    WhiteStuff, All over your face.
    Kokrage, Department of Raging Fighting Fowl
    Kustarust - Chief Torturer and Head of Torture Development Centre.
    Fapsalot - Minister of Moistness
    Buttermerde, Creepy French-o-phile and Cunnilingus Adept, Second Class.
    todka, alcoholic extraordinaire
    VLzheimer, Legion test pilot of anti senility drugs.
    Rusted Puppy, hippie extraordinaire and peacemonger general
    FUstarKU, Minister of not understanding how this works
    KrazyIvan, Bomb-Making !@#$%^&
    Codelicious, Fish Finger Fieldsman
    Cracken, eternal supplier of cocaine and top hats.
    V. Har'don, Chief Supplier of Viagra.
    Boozels, avid consumer of soothing adult beverages
    Lordfagon, all of my wat?
    dickdemon1, demon of dicks
    Tripwire292, bringer of the [url=http://i.imgur.com/cuoD3.jpg]fat-lady [/url]
    Xiphosis, Replacement Invicta Puppetmaster
    Extracum, extra cum
    LeonidaRe - damn how long is your frickin name dude! Minister of Puffery
    joelara, minister of grammar and syntax
    Saccs, lover of swallows, chocolate pudding enthusiast, guy at the gym with the ackward boner
    KingBob, Chief Bunghole Inspector, keeper of the breakdown, probably drunk
    Hubb, The Man Who Just Had Sex with Your Mother

  20. Another Statement from BFF

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1358207638' post='3076430']
    Now tell me about how you could totally h4x FB and change the convo with your 1337 skillz and change the files' timestamps and get Zuckerburg's waist size.
    [/quote]

    Using Chrome. Right click on a message. Click Inspect Element. It highlights the text store in a <p> ... </p> You then just double click there and change it to whatever you want. Rinse and repeat. Then you just have to invite someone to look at your amazing screen! No it's not permanent but enough to fool most people just looking. That's why when I did it with Chax I made the page refresh to get the actual messages from Facebook while he didn't have a chance to edit anything.

  21. Another Statement from BFF

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    Posted

    Chax has proved to me that he didn't fake them, by the same way these screenshots were supposedly "proven" to be real. Except, I'm probably a little more in depth since I know how easy it is to edit HTML in any modern browser. I could edit my Facebook messages to say anything I want and then let you remote in to see them, and I actually did. So I'm not buying this little witch hunt.

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