Leonardo

Dear Planeta Roberto, It appears that I have become the newest HoFA of the alliance known as the RIA, and trust me, I'm no more pleased about this than you are. As such, I hope you ignore me and pretend this whole Leo being HoFA thing never happened after all is said and done. However, I am very pleased to issue my following announcement, my first of hopefully few. I will be unavailable beginning June 2nd and will not be back until July 4th. Because of this, I have appointed my nation-sitter, Electric Mango of IRON, to be my temporary HoFA while I am away. Do not send him actual work, though. Anything that involves thinking should be forwarded to my cute little assistant, the new Triumvir, Shadow Slayer. If you just want to drink beers and talk about women, speak with EM. Also, just for the heck of it, as temporary HoFA, EM should be given all the respect and credibility as the actual RIA HoFA, so his decrees should be seen as my decrees. I look forward to seeing the progress that Mango will inspire during my leave of absence. If anything goes wrong, though, blame it on Shadow Slayer. Or Delta, because it's always Delta's fault. And locus pocus: By the way, I'm real, and I'm spectacular! Yeah, I'm totally RIA gov, buddy.

[quote name='SWAT128' timestamp='1306903499' post='2721812'] I should be tri, my numbers are way better than im317's. [/quote] I'm no mathematicaltician, but I'm pretty sure that 317>128. And yes, I will conquer Delta. When it is all over, it shall be I standing over the corpse of the being who you once called your beloved cupcake!

Correction: I do not care if you are active or not. I will do very unpleasant things to you.

I would.

*goes to corner and cries* You guys just don't understand. I loved that applesauce. We were going to get married on Tuesday. We were going to have three kids and live in the Hamptons with a house overlooking the ocean. Why, why did she have to go like this? Now, I have no reason to be sober or stop humping legs.*humps DW's leg, cries* It's doesn't help! I hate you all!*runs out* OH SHI-*gets hit by derailed train*

*walks in noticeably drunk* Who took mah applesauce!

WHY DO GORILLAS LIKE CHICKEN WHEN THE MOON STRIKES THREE ON THE EVE OF THE DECIMATION OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE PEOPLE WHO EAT THE FOOD WHICH WE ALL WANT BECAUSE IT IS TASTIER THAN THE REPUBLIC OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE CHEESE THAT HAS FERMENTED FOR SEVEN DAYS UNDER THE SETTING SUN WITH THREE AMERICAN DIPLOMATS IN THE COUNTRY THAT SOUNDS LIKE BULGARIA AND IS FULL OF THE INHABITANTS OF THE NATION OF THE PEOPLE WHO EAT SOCKS WITH HOLES MADE BY UNICORNS FROM THE PLANET OF BOB?

Or we could be implying that... IS THAT MARIO DANCING!!! OH MAH GOSH!!!

Wow. Proof of concept right there. I post with almost no depth, and it still gets debate over what it means. No wonder I think people trying to interpret Shakespeare are useless to society.

Sometimes a shallow creek contains a mountain of gold.