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Only if this was an opposites sketch on "You Can't do That on Television".

We've had some troubles lately with the Oceanic Kingdom and tech deals being completed. And then the leadership of the Oceanic Kingdom trying to wash their hands of all responsibility of honoring deals made under their banner. At first we tried helping: That didn't work. And so our protection was revoked. And then we tried talking to them. They deleted our posts on their forums complaining about bad deals. So then we tried scolding They blamed us for any and all problems that they have, and also claimed that there was "nothing they could do." So now we are left with Farkistan hereby announces the existence of a State of War between themselves and the Oceanic Kingdom. We do not seek to punish indiscriminately, so nations wishing to surrender will of course be given the opportunity. Except of course for Archduke Jack, whom we wish to keep around for the time being so that he may better teach us proper etiquette. tl;dr: Farkistan declares war on Oceanic Kingdom. Individual surrender terms are immediately available to those in war mode. PM your attacker for details.

I suppose it all depends on who is answering the questions then.

Join Fark! Shirt & Shoes required. Pants optional.

We can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise 'em with the victory cry And we can dance

Hali? o\

Beer up! /The linked pic only shows if I dump cache before loading the page //weird ///slashies

Oatmeal pie was sooo good... but now I'm walking toward the light. As I got closer, I saw this on the wall as I walked by: Eventually, I entered a room. I saw mild mannered supermen held in kryptonite. Wise and foolish virgins were giggling with their bodies glowing bright. Through a door I saw a harvest feast, lit by candlelight. And the bottom of a staircase, that spirals out of sight.

I'm on the job less than a week, and the boss wants to reward me with an oatmeal pie. :awesome I followed some guys down to a spider burrow yesterday. The spider was dead, so we ate her babies and brought some stuff back home. Then we were going to watch football, but that prick #1018 said we had to go back out and get some leaves. It's ok, I heard the ravens lost anyway.

I'm pasting this here on behalf of a Farker who can't get this board to send him a validation email. His nation can be found here. I'll PM him a link to this thread so he can follow along. He speculated that this might be related to the recent changes involving land and resources.