Londo Mollari
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Tired of war so soon?
I don't know about your alliance, but in DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE we value our infrastructure.
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Um, we're a 26 person alliance that entered with 3 mil NS and an avg NS of 100k. Our top tier nations were attacked by an alliance that had four top 10 nations to our zero. Those top 4 were capable of declaring 12 offensive wars - downdeclaring by about 100k NS or more on about half of our alliance. So, um yeah. That math thing is a doozy.
Also, see above my comments about the whole damage dealt/damage taken thing.
You sure have a loud mouth for being in bill lock.
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Greetings to the peoples of Planet Bob. I, Usama Bin Londo, have recently made scientific explorations to show how Allarchon has bathed his favored sons of Al Mushqaeda in glory and love, and made a severe punishment unto the TDO, who are not in Allarchon's sight.
USAMA BIN LONDO HARD AT WORK IN SCIENCES LABORATORY TERRORIST BASE
It is well known that many famous scientific advances have been made under the Mushroom Caliphate, including the ability of nations to launch multiple attacks in concert with other nations (we call this scientific discovery 'coordination'), and indeed, the ability of nations to launch all of the attacks that they can every single day. Allarchon has led us to these mighty scientific discoveries that we might further his will, as intepreted by his prophets and Ayatollahs, for his name's sake.
Recently I have conducted a study of the strength of nations and the change of the strength of nations for the glory of Allarchon. Results are presented below.
We may note that Allarchon has willed the national strength of his Favored Sons in Al Mushqaeda to surpass the national strength of TDO, and this prophecy has come to pass. ALLARCHONU AKBAR!!! Though the fighters have been under attack from many enemy Allarchon has brought glory unto us and ruin unto those who are not in his sight and reject the use of our cunning scientific discoveries in their willful ignorance.
It is also highly interesting to note the regular oscillations of the loss of national strengths of TDO as time goes on. The pattern is clear and obvious. I ask you... is it natural that the 52 nations of Al Mushqaeda could have created such regular and precise pattern if their actions, if every ground attack and nuclear detonation in Allarchon's name had not been guided by a Mighty Invisible Hand? That Hand is Allarchon's.
AND IT REACHES OUT FOR YOU TO JOIN THE CAUSE.
SUBMIT YOUR WILL TO ALLARCHON
JOIN AL MUSHQAEDA TODAYLEARN OUR CUNNING SCIENTIFIC TECHNIQUES
USE THEM IN THE HOLY NAME OF ALLARCHON
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In none of the instances you cite (at least of the ones since we established the DTOM doctrine, were those alliances attacked simply because they were neutral. This is the first war, that we know of, that has been declared on an alliance simply because it is neutral and it is therefore the first one to trigger our DTOM doctrine. Pretty straight forward. But please, by all means, continue spinning the narrative that the alliance that hasn't fought a war in five years is just an aggressive, opportunist warmonger looking for glory. Brilliant political analysis.
Wait so now you're lecturing me on why I and some of my close allies did things in the past? Hahaha. And no, TDO was not attacked simply because they are neutral. If MQ had wanted to attack all neutrals, we would have declared on all neutrals. Guess what? We didn't.
And you are absolutely an opportunist here. Good luck spinning that one away. I'm not sure how much glory you expect to get from attacking an alliance that was already attacking an alliance bigger than itself, and being attacked by 2 or 3 other alliances before you joined, but there you go. Lol.
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Why is a first reaction to send threats, attack, and then send taunts? Who is the jerk in this case? Why not just send message and ask not to do anymore tech deals? Oh wait! That's because I didn't do any tech deals after the start of the war! This is simply to bully and punish me for being nice and liking the mushroom kingdom. They built me more than DRN and ROMA did, and TE doesn't like. Why is it necessary to attack and also send mean messages about how I am a loser who will be destroyed? YOU are the ones who act wrong.
Hey flobberjobber! You have always been a great tech dealer for me, and I thank you for that. I have sent you 6 million in aid to rebuild or fight these guys.
Terran Empire - peace out your wars with this guy and fill his slots with aid packages of 6 million as reparations. If you fail to do this, look forward to having me nuking you for a year. :)
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Well, I would argue that a "call to Jihad" which states "... Every Mushlim, after this event, will seek out and destroy a certain neutral alliance starting with the most vulnerable of international infidels... In the name of Allarchon, the merciful and compassionate, I call upon the faithful from around Planet Bob to join us on our Holy Quest to remove the neutral menace from these lands..." very clearly is "your business."
You know... given that the GPA is a neutral alliance and all.
But, then again, that's why GOP is involved and the GPA isn't. We chose to interpret the threat differently. We took them for their word, and you folks are choosing to pretend that MQ intends to limit its aggression to TDO. Or you're just pretending to pretend to interpret the threat that way, and really you're just hoping this doesn't spread to you. And, hey, it's obviously within your alliance's right to interpret the threat how you wish. IMHO, there hasn't been a more boldfaced and obvious declaration of hostility towards neutrality since the War on Peace.
Maybe you see it that way too and are just choosing to respond differently, maybe you don't. But let's not pretend the GPA would get off the couch to do anything unless it was unwillingly and directly dragged to war. And even then...
You're involved because you have become infected with adventurism and desire to make a name for yourself in war. You are not so different from Al Mushqaeda (other than being less competent at war, and caring far more about your nation). GPA (and for that matter TDO) are both genuinely neutral alliances. TDO was given a far bigger casus belli than you back in the day, and I, along with the rest of the leaders on Aqua, offered them overwhelming military support in their cause. In the end, they were too cowardly or too inactive or too committed to their principles to accept this offer and avenge themselves against those who wronged them, even though others offered to do most of the fighting. I've always personally been of the opinion that TDO was a lot more of "just inactive" and GPA had more personality and culture and committement to principles as far as neutrals went. This is certainly not my first time attacking an alliance because I think they are crap either. Where was GOP when Athens and FoB attacked Knights of Ni! in 2009? They didn't have any MDPs. How about Thriller in 2011 when we rolled AcTi? They didn't have any MDPs either. What about when Poison Clan and \m/ attacked that treatyless yellow alliance in 2010 and Polar went after them. Why weren't you there at the forefront with Polar? Or really any number of other occassions? Where was your committment to defend the rights of those alliances then?
When it comes right down to it Rooman, you were just another bored opportunist hiding behind a thin veneer of neutrality. That "neutrality" is gone forever now - you're just as much of an aggressor as I am. And, given the circumstances, you calling GPA out in this thread for not doing what you want is the funniest thing I've seen in CN for a long time.
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We are vested in GOP's defense, not necessarily their offense.
It is written - Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.
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Your aggression against the holy warriors will end in your bitter sorrow and broken regret. But Allarchon has sent you to us to learn, and thus we will teach you. By the end, you will wish with every fiber of your being that you had remained in ignorance forever.
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You don't get it, sorry.
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Delicious isn't it.
The only drink sweeter than the tears of the infidel is the blood of the infidel
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So long MK didn't expect you guys to go this quickly but then again what's worth staying around for? You'd be like the weird 7th year undergraduate student, in a not Van Wilder cool way, so better just to move on. Good luck destroying TDO as they are completely worthless.
You should join our cause, brother. Tell me with a straight face you don't want to strap one of these sigs like the one you see below me to your chest, charge towards the infidels, and shout "ALLARCHONU AKBAR!"
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Surely when TDO use the multi-multi-billions they have hoarded to buy tech this is all but over right?
TDO is broke, lol.
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*puts on helmet* Let's do this.
[spoiler][spoiler] ps: I'm a real muslim so I take this war a biiiiiiiit personal [/spoiler][/spoiler]
You are not in Allarchon's sight. -
At least now TDO is being forced to make a contribution. You have leeched off the teat of Bob for a long time, I expect you to do something that was worth all the effort of all that conservation of pixels. I enjoyed your message TDO, fight until you can fight no more and then next week you can surrender or your members will surrender for you in droves. No one who values their nothing so much could ever part with their nothing without doing almost nothing to defend it.
I'm glad you've finally come around. :D
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Does this mean that those you targeted are kept in permanent war, until they submit to your cause and they turn against their fellows?
Are you calling for the disbandment of The Democratic Order?Much redemption is required before the wayward who are not in Allarchon's sight can find true peace.
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You're messing with the funghis now?
That's all I've got.
Anyway, speaking in a strictly unofficial capacity as far as TDO is concerned, I proclaim thus to the peoples of CN:
"meh"
"Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even
though checkered by failure... than to rank with those poor spirits who
neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that
knows not victory nor defeat."
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Even though I don't like the fact that you decided to attack my alliance I still believe this is quite the way to go out. You are definitely leaving your mark on the dying world that is planet bob. Ride your dolphins into the heavens and burn up in a blaze of unrighteous horror.
The Mushlim brotherhood welcomes those who see the error of their ways. You, too, can find redemption by joining us and bathing in neutral blood. It's not too late.
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They built the Maginot Line of Neutrality as the perfect unbreakable defense. No alliance could withstand the PR damage of a direct frontal assault. Defeating The Democratic Order would require a very special plan....
Der Dolphinplan...
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This is going swimmingly so far
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This is absolutely swimming
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Oh boy democracy!
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Hey guys.
Tonight we will be having the soothing sounds of me, the DJ with the fun voice and odd cast of characters.
I play music ranging from Regina Spektor to Rush and we rock out while doing it. We go from 9 PM ET (8 PM CN Time) to 3 AM ET (2 AM CN Time), so come on in tonight and have some fun!
cool story bros
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The drama is spreading.
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It's always sad to see true love die. And no one can doubt that this treaty was born from true love and mutual respect.
Allow me to shed a tear for this.
:*(
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