[Official Wayward Sons Announcement]

19 minutes ago, Korlath said:

 

I'm actually quite fond of pink. I should show off my wardrobe! Isn't diplomat school still in session? Focus on your notes, because I think you still have a lot to learn. Cheers! 

Showing off your wardrobe sounds super fabulous!  You can start a Planet Bob fashion show.  Just make sure you wear that Turn Coat well, creampuff.  Looks great on you. 😉

[Official Wayward Sons Announcement]

I am sure Korlath will look real pretty in Pink.  🙂

[DS’s Recognition of War]

I don't know which is dumber:  stockpiling cruise missiles, or spying them away.

[For the Love of General Kanabis]

On 6/26/2021 at 3:16 PM, SirWilliam said:

Can't speak for COBRA, but for Kashmir at least... We can post not one not two not three not four not five but six alliance announcements (on the 31st, the 2nd, the 4th, the 6th, the 11th, and most recently the 19th), and send out some mass-messages while we're at it, but we can't physically force anyone to read anything. Just ask the clueless surrender monkey you're fapping over.

 

I mean I feel like I helped with this to be honest.

[Official UFP Announcement - Withdrawal from Boognish]

On 6/27/2021 at 4:24 PM, Korlath said:

 

Do I really need to post a screenshot of your surrender terms that were literally posted 3 days ago? Look, I'm sorry I didn't agree to merge my alliance with Ordo. That's no reason to start taking a condescending tone with me. You were all nice and friendly with me until you didn't get what you wanted. This is incredibly disappointing, especially coming from a former ally.

 

Based on the amount of leadership I have seen all of you need to merge into someone.

[There is a time…]

1 hour ago, jerdge said:

The GPA won't do anything anymore, it's dead and boring as it can get.

 

Judging one's (anyone's) opinion based on who (you think) they are, not on its merit, is downright stupid. And I mean it as a mere description, not as an insult.

Incidentally, I think I still remember a couple of things about war, reps etc.

 

 

The intent of inflicting some punishment as a deterrent against future transgressions - because consequences etc - is totally kosher in my book.

My apologies for having misunderstood, then.

 

Just remember, the GPA is the only alliance we can ALL chain onto with those oA clauses without breaking the treaty web.  

[Official UFP Announcement - Memorandum Condemning Kapleo]

Korlath would have been a solid deputy minister in a typical 2010 era alliance 😁

[There is a time…]

8 minutes ago, Cydonian Knight said:

I don't believe a word anyone in Kashmir says, they're an alliance full of traitors, cowards and backstabbers. It's plain blatant from the thread they don't mean any of that either.

Nonetheless, congrats on getting peace. We let you off the hook too easily for my liking.

See ya when you decide to strike at our backs.

o7 NG

Edit: English is hard

On the bright side, they follow orders from their true leader very well.  😁

[Official UFP Announcement - Withdrawal from Boognish]

This does raise my opinion of Korlath.  

[There is a time…]

I am pleased to see such wise terms levied, though they be but an echo of the days of old.

[The Right to Arm Bears Accords]

Congratulations to Polar and IRON.

[Celebrating a Decade of Destruction]

Thank you generous hosts!

[The best bits of the war that dane0 started so far.]

Collecting with guerrilla camps should be a surrender term not a strategy.  😁

[The best bits of the war that dane0 started so far.]

22 minutes ago, Lyanna Mormont said:

 

This is a CB lmao 

Easy there tiger... nice kitty.

[From NG with love]

9 minutes ago, lilweirdward said:

Now this is a crusade I can get behind!

 

Deus Vult, my friends!

 

We WILL take the Holy Land back from the infidels brother o/

[From NG with love]

5 minutes ago, citizenkane said:

You will never get any reparations from me. Ever. 

 

😻 We'll see, buttercup.

 

[TPF New Leadership]

1 minute ago, Korlath said:

Hi all,

 

I am a simple man of simple words. I'm a longtime lurker, small player with big problems.  I do not know and fully understand what has transpired between TPF, our allies, and our adversaries but I do know that The Phoenix Federation lives on and remains committed to its allies. Effective immediately I am assuming command of TPF. 

 

Thank you,

 

Korlath of Korlithica. 

 

You sure rolled the hard six there

[From NG with love]

3 minutes ago, citizenkane said:

Ah the classic, I know you are but what am I? Defense. I could select any 3 members of NG and create a disfunctional inactive government that would put theirselves into oblivion, most alliances cant say the same.

 

Or you could start sending the technology reparations right now.  My ports are open to accept your fealty and your tribute.  Will it be your first time sugarplum?  It won't be mine!!!

[A Non Grata Government Update]

29 minutes ago, citizenkane said:

I see no change. 

I'd love to go back to when we played as kids.

But things changed, and that's the way it is.

[From NG with love]

We have lots of pools, and we aren't telling you how we built them.  It's a secret.  😄

[From NG with love]

11 minutes ago, SirWilliam said:

Are we finally getting gayrolled? 

Only if you enjoy it.  We'll be watching.

[From NG with love]

2 minutes ago, citizenkane said:

The fact you think NG isnt a hivemind blindly following one dude vs an incredibly untalented pool of many, many personalities from the past 15 years of this world who all happen to get along is really sad to be honest.

 

I mean, I like to urinate in pools, so there is that.  

[From NG with love]

I'm just here so I won't get fined

[An announcement from The First Order]

I just want you to understand, that I can be whatever I need to be, be whatever you want me to be.  Anything I say can mean whatever you want it to mean.  You will be rewarded.

[Announcement from TPF]

We'll always have Christmas of 2009, Hoo. 😍