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ATTENTION Umbrella/GOONS/Nordreich!!!!!!

Omniscient1

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It has come to my attention that I am in control of around 40 black senate votes. If you really want to win your senate war I will accept candy, a puppy, or sexual favors.

I will also be willing to sell the votes for private access to Doomhouse secrets. Including a VIP seat during negotiations with Pacifica, an alert system for when you begin your next Pre-empt, and backstage access to Toad's Kitchen.

NoR....if you can't find any puppies, candy, or want to keep your virginity; just cancel on Valhalla and Roll Keshav.

COME ON GUYS HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT!!!!!!

I'll be in #TSA to hear any other interesting offers.

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HeroofTime55

I do have to give you that you are slowly but surely (?) becoming a better poster. This post almost made me say "hey wait" before I thought about it, which is going in the right direction. Props!

Shhhh! I'm trying to win a tournament here! :v:

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