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ATTENTION Umbrella/GOONS/Nordreich!!!!!!


Omniscient1

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It has come to my attention that I am in control of around 40 black senate votes. If you really want to win your senate war I will accept candy, a puppy, or sexual favors.

I will also be willing to sell the votes for private access to Doomhouse secrets. Including a VIP seat during negotiations with Pacifica, an alert system for when you begin your next Pre-empt, and backstage access to Toad's Kitchen.

NoR....if you can't find any puppies, candy, or want to keep your virginity; just cancel on Valhalla and Roll Keshav.

COME ON GUYS HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT!!!!!!

I'll be in #TSA to hear any other interesting offers.

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I'll buy 10 votes for 2.5M, additionally, I want a love letter from Sardonic. In return, Nordreich Cuba, will consider a special Doomhouse message to be sent in reply.

Offer expires in 20 minutes.

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I'll buy 10 votes for 2.5M, additionally, I want a love letter from Sardonic. In return, Nordreich Cuba, will consider a special Doomhouse message to be sent in reply.

Offer expires in 20 minutes.

Ok Sardonic send a love letter to this good man and I'll get you 5 votes. Hurry before the offer expires!!!!!

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Careful there, buddy, the last time a bunch of scumbags tried to take over the Black Senate FPI got rolled by CIS for changing their vote to the OBR candidate.

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Do people even care that much about the senate anymore? I mean people used to get rolled over this crap but really any reasonable request for a sanction will be granted by at least one of the three senators.

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but really any reasonable request for a sanction will be granted by at least one of the three senators.

And if they don't follow through on the request, it's a valid CB!

edit:wrong wording

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Careful there, buddy, the last time a bunch of scumbags tried to take over the Black Senate FPI got rolled by CIS for changing their vote to the OBR candidate.

Ancient history, little relevance, please stop posting etc.

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Ancient history, little relevance, please stop posting etc.

I daresay, ancient history is, in fact, relevant. I mean, it was when you guys issued your [first] "CB" against NPO.

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This blog should of been called 'I want ATTENTION'.

:wub:

Actually that's exactly it. I wanted everyone to know I was now in TSA.

Careful there, buddy, the last time a bunch of scumbags tried to take over the Black Senate FPI got rolled by CIS for changing their vote to the OBR candidate.

Funny you mention that, Sharduke one of the CIS triums during the war on FPI is in our alliance.

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I daresay, ancient history is, in fact, relevant. I mean, it was when you guys issued your [first] "CB" against NPO.

The differences being, of course, that, unlike CIS/FPI, NPO still exists, and that Karma is a lot more recent than whatever the hell Schatt is talking about (I honestly don't know but I do know that CIS hasn't existed for a fair bit of time!).

Those holes in your argument notwithstanding, I do have to give you that you are slowly but surely (?) becoming a better poster. This post almost made me say "hey wait" before I thought about it, which is going in the right direction. Props!

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