It has come to my attention that I am in control of around 40 black senate votes. If you really want to win your senate war I will accept candy, a puppy, or sexual favors.
I will also be willing to sell the votes for private access to Doomhouse secrets. Including a VIP seat during negotiations with Pacifica, an alert system for when you begin your next Pre-empt, and backstage access to Toad's Kitchen.
NoR....if you can't find any puppies, candy, or want to keep your virginity; just cancel on Valhalla and Roll Keshav.
COME ON GUYS HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT!!!!!!
I'll be in #TSA to hear any other interesting offers.