Freaky occurance while drinking large glass of wine tonight
I'll keep this short I just needed some cathartic release. I drink a lot of red wine. I love beer but the carbs have caught up with me. Usually every night I pour myself I rather large glass of wine and sip on it all night. Tonight my wife is at work at the hospital so Friday and Saturday night I stay home and watch the 2 kids, aged 3 and 1. About 2 hours ago I went outside to smoke a cigar and brought my wine outside and set it on a brick ledge on the side of the house. After I finished the cigar I came back in and got back on the computer and quickly got wrapped up in the Goons - Methrage thread. I realized I left my wine outside but took my time going back outside to get it. After about 20 minutes I went outside to fetch my wine and found it sitting right where I left it. I took a sip and there was sort of an earthy, outdoor, almost metallic taste. I took another big sip and tried to place the taste. I thought it was interesting that just after 20 minutes outside it had absorbed the taste of the outdoors. I'm not one to waste a glass of wine much less a rather large one so I sat on the couch and since the kids were in bed I got on IRC for a nice Constitutional/Arizona law discussion in #cngoons. I got down to the last few sips of the wine and stood up to kill the last sip and head to the kitchen for a refill. As I fill my mouth with that last sip I notice something out of the bottom of my vision and look down, mouth still full of wine and see a frigging huge brown cockroach upside drowned in my glass. I head to the kitchen spit the wine in the sink and realize I now know exactly how a very large and fat wood cockroach marinated in Cabernet tastes like. I don't think there is much more to say about that...
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