Issue #1 Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
The People's Republic of Durca has chose the Pastafarianism (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) as the official Religion as the Glorius Leader Commander Meatsticks have converted today. For those of you interested in becoming Pastafarianists read this Pastafarianism
" I pray for all of your souls that you may Convert to Pastafarianism so that His Great NoodleNess may save you from the Fiery Pits of Pirate Global Warming.
Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'Amen." Commander Meatsticks
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