The Durcan Police put down a riot yesterday by pro democracy demonstrators. The demostrators were marching to the Durcan Capital, Durma in hopes that of Pressuring Commander Meatsticks and other RDLP Legislators for freedom of Speech. When they got to the Milky Way Palace they were met by riot police in full gear, some with guns filled with rubber bullets others with lead bullets. When the crowd got out of hand the the Durcan police went in to "calm" the crowd but were met with violent resistanc
The Durcan Military Parade was broadcast throughout Planet Bob today. Tourist From Around the World came including Leaders From the Darkstar Nations, Mushroom Kingdom andt others. Here are pictures from the Parade
Hospitals around the world are experiencing a rise in patients with physical mutations resulting from the Global Radiation Crises. Here in Durca hospitals are receiving bizarre medical cases, some which have never been seen by doctors in Durca. Enlarged heads in children, extra limbs and eyes, canker sours the size of golf balls and reproductive organs growing in places that....well..should'nt be growing there. This crises not only effect people it is effecting animals as well as farmers because
Police foiled a terrorist plot by a member of the National Socialist Worker's Party hours ago. Temin Nercson was one of the Soldiers that fled during the Left Right Civil War Between the Revolutionary Durcan Liberation Party (RDLP) and NSWP.
Police found out about the impending attack from an anonymous caller saying that he had been stealing fuel from the gas station that he worked at and plan on bombing the Great Museum with the explosives in a van. The authorities found the man in his apartme
There has been a influx of refugees and illegal immigrants in Durca due to the ongoing world War between various alliances. "Me and my family had a wonderfull life with a beautiful home," says one man. "Now we live here on the outscurts of Durca's capital Durma, we live in a small tent here at the camp grounds with all our stuff in in large trash bags. The war in our countries have not only destroyed our lives but the lives of countless people around the world."
When we asked A Goverment repre
Today Commander Meatsticks created a new holidya celebrating the Creole Culture of Durca called NATIONAL SEAFOOD DAY. This day will help out the nation in bringing tourism into the country. The Day will have with a crawfish boil, concerts by different hardcore punk and metal band, Catfish and Alligator buffet, and The Spicest seafood gumbo contest
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The Durca Republic Opened a museum dedicated to the soldiers who fought bravely in the Milk Shakes's War and the Left-Right Civil War. The museum will be opened to all nations Of the Darkstar Alliance and Mushroom Kingdom. Exhibits will include pictures, recorded interviews with soldiers and Commander Meatsticks, weaponry, suveniers and concession stand.
The People's Republic of Durca has chose the Pastafarianism (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) as the official Religion as the Glorius Leader Commander Meatsticks have converted today. For those of you interested in becoming Pastafarianists read this Pastafarianism
" I pray for all of your souls that you may Convert to Pastafarianism so that His Great NoodleNess may save you from the Fiery Pits of Pirate Global Warming.
Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy no
