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Pubbie Tears Volume 2: Cry harder


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To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 2/15/2010 2:25:32 AM

Subject: RE: <removed> información

Message: I have the honor to salute you.

I accept your temrs, and I will apply for them. Please stop your attacks,before my nation will dissapear.You are at one step to destroy me completly.

Please give the necessary time,to restore the government ( now is anarchy ),and to be able to apply furthermore to your peace conditions.

Thank you for your understanding.

Respectfully,<removed>:.

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 2/16/2010 10:29:36 PM

Subject: RE: Si.

Message: I have the honor to salute you. Thank you for your response,but,as I sayed,I don't trust in Forum regulations,as long as they are so complicated,and they don't specify clearly about eventual fees.Legally,this is s trick,wich will allow the owner of the game to ask money at any time,and even more than that to set up law suit's for those who will not comply.And all of this will be perfectly legal,as long as someone accepted the Terms&Conditions.I choose safety. Next step is yours.I hope this "issue", will not determine you to continue the attacks; and we can have a good collaboration in the Alliance.Anyway <their> alliance did nothing to help the members,just empty words "help is on the way". Even yesterday, I have receive a simillar message.

Thank you for your understanding.

Respectfully, <removed>:.

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 2/7/2010 3:47:00 AM

Subject: RE: Nuclear Attack

Message: wow u used a nuke on a nation who doesnt beleave in owning nukes u must think your cool

Subject: Peace Offer

Message: A peace offer has been submitted by <removed> for the following reason: God <their alliance, removed> are #$@@$%es

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 2/19/2010 7:55:24 PM

Subject: Our War

Message: Well, I see you too have come to pick at the bones of my nation. Pick away, then, vulture. I'm finished fighting this war, and as soon as my last aid deal expires, I'm deleting my nation. You win. I hope you're happy.

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 2/17/2010 8:05:09 AM

Subject: war

Message: i cant change my alliance thingie other wise i cant get aid and my gift from my alliance....the rest i have have complied with, give me a break

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 2/15/2010 9:34:29 PM

Subject: RE: Surrender Terms

Message:

The sad fact is that GOONS has already lost.

Authors note: the following is a follow up to the previous classic "We do not recognize GOONS as an alliance" tear:

To: <removed, same as above> From: <removed, same as above> Date: 2/15/2010 10:32:37 PM

Subject: RE: Imaginary Reply Pt. 2

Message: No wonder all your higher ups were such push-overs, <removed alliance> imaginations died a long time ago. To make an analogy, GOONS is the "food" the Lost Boys eat in the 1991 film Hook, and <removed alliance> is a much better alliance than GOONS. Not a very good analogy, but it gets my point across.

Don't think you can win a war just because your weak guys are stronger than our weak guys.

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 2/15/2010 10:58:32 PM

Subject: RE: Imaginary Reply Pt. 2

Message: Look Broseidon, God of the Brocean, let's just put it this way, we are real in a sense of we have real pride in ourselves, and real comradery. What is not real is my imaginary money, imaginary tanks, or you. You may find it strange as to why I would be talking to something I find imaginary, you must realize we <alliance>ers are crazy, and don't mind talking to things such as fake GOONS, cats, or even ourselves. We don't mind jokes about abortion, the Holocaust, or burning Russian night clubs. THESE PUTAS ARE LOCO. GRINGO.

Also, Something Awful sucks, LAWL.

p.s. We're totally going to win, bro.

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 2/14/2010 4:22:52 AM

Subject: RE: LOL

Message: I know its the devil. I am not attacking anymore. All I seem to do is give you one million here and there.

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 2/13/2010 5:04:57 AM

Subject: RE: Good morning.

Message: Yes i noticed that GOONS realy know what they do, also i ignord to by gorilla camps, i see now that they are prety wel spent monny.

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 2/18/2010 7:02:03 PM

Subject: Our conversation, your &#33;@#&#036;%baggery

Message: I'll make you a deal:

Let me $%&* in an envelope, and send it to your residence. Get a camcorder, and film yourself eating my $%&*, then send me the video. Maybe then I'll consider surrender an option. Until then, you can go right ahead and swallow a bottle of Tylenol, and down it with a pint of Laird's vodka.

Good day.

Subject: war

Message: do you just want to $%&* off, stupid $%&*

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 2/10/2010 5:08:51 PM

Subject: War!!!

Message: Stop fighting versus <removed>, or i will say my alliance to declear you the war!!!

Subject: RE: Want peace? Read this.

Message: how many goons does it take to take to battle 1 <alliance> guy? answer 5 and i turned all 5 around and won what makes you think your going to be diffrent? answer your not. how about you just save some time and surrender to me?

To: <Removed> From: <removed> Date: 2/19/2010 10:53:08 PM

Subject: RE: Battle Report

Message: If I was literally 30 seconds faster, that second attack would've been a failure too. Damn you spying me, how am I meant to fight wars now! :(

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 2/20/2010 1:14:49 AM

Subject: RE: What the hell

Message: Well, my chances of winning are 0%, so there really isn't much point.

I'd ask politely for you to stop attacking me. I probably shouldn't have declared without a much better understanding of how war was conducted in cybernations.

To: <removed1> From: <removed> Date: 2/21/2010 4:42:07 AM

Subject: Your slow

Message: Please stop sending me messages. I stopped fighting as soon as i was told to. I don't need directions from you, you don't lead me. I have already sent peace to everyone im at war with so mind your business.

To: <removed1> From: <removed> Date: 2/21/2010 7:54:09 AM

Subject: RE: Oh I forgot to mention

Message: Lmao you have no life. If you must know i didn't play the game that much for the first three months... Second i was drunk last night... Third i wish you would have declared war on me. I have plenty of money. I love when people waste their time. So im going to say it again. Stop messaging me =D Cya fruit cup

To: <removed1> From: <removed> Date: 2/21/2010 7:57:01 AM

Subject: RE: I sent you one message

Message: Lmao i wonder how thick you are fatty...

To: <removed1> From: <removed> Date: 2/21/2010 8:16:30 AM

Subject: Btw fatty mc fruit nerd

Message: YOUR FACE IS ATROCIOUS. Just wanted to say that.

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To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 2/19/2010 7:55:24 PM

Subject: Our War

Message: Well, I see you too have come to pick at the bones of my nation. Pick away, then, vulture. I'm finished fighting this war, and as soon as my last aid deal expires, I'm deleting my nation. You win. I hope you're happy.

<_<

I hate hearing of people leave the game in situations like this. I don't really blame you or GOONS, but damn, this kinda !@#$ sucks.

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To: <removed1> From: <removed> Date: 2/21/2010 7:57:01 AM

Subject: RE: I sent you one message

Message: Lmao i wonder how thick you are fatty...

To: <removed1> From: <removed> Date: 2/21/2010 8:16:30 AM

Subject: Btw fatty mc fruit nerd

Message: YOUR FACE IS ATROCIOUS. Just wanted to say that.

Win. So much win. You saved the best for last.

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