Shokkou Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) The Cobalt Concordat Preamble Whereas the stench of communist treason has spread to the far corners of Planet Bob, and whereas the loyal and free citizens thereof refuse to stand idly by and allow this menace to further. We, the undersigned vow to abide by the following terms and never rest until the filthy communist traitors have been wiped clean from its surface, so help us Friend Computer. Article I: Peace, Intelligence, and Aid (Plug It Into Controller Port Two) All signatories agree to refrain from open hostilities and to provide any aid and information relevant to the ongoing struggle against the treasonous communist menace. Signatories may not engage in wars against one another, as this divides the loyal and freedom-loving peoples of Planet Bob and grants respite to our common foe. Article II: Mutual Defense (Clear And Present Danger) All signatories shall commit themselves to the defense of one another for the preservation of freedom and liberty around the world. An attack on one signatory shall be considered an attack on us all. This will include, but is not limited to, providing aid, intelligence, and direct military intervention on behalf of the attacked signatory. Article III: Mutual Aggression (How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Kill The Communists) All signatories recognize the threat posed by the treasonous communists and their lackeys. Should one signatory engage a communist traitor, all signatories will provide financial and/or military support to their utmost capabilities. Should assistance not be required by the engaging signatory, notice may be given and all signatories may stand down and watch our brother or sister bring the righteous and glorious wrath of liberation upon the traitorous communist. Article IV: Membership (A Time For Choosing) After the initial ratification of this concordat, further signatories may be added by the consent of all of the existing signatories. A signatory may be removed by a 2/3 vote of the existing signatories in a vote lasting 72 hours after no less than 48 hours of discussion among the signatories. Article V: Amendments Amendments to this document may be made by presenting the proposed amendment and allowing 48 hours of discussion among the signatories, after which there will be a 72 hour voting period. A vote of 2/3 in favor is required to pass an amendment. Signed for Alpha Complex: Shokkou, Friend Computer Signed for Exodus Republic: Captain Marin, Champion of the Exodus, Hated Hero, and Forgotten Rebel of the Cy Edited June 2, 2013 by Shokkou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shokkou Posted June 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 Citizens of Planet Bob, I am sure many of you have questions about this most historic document you see before you. What is this Cobalt Concordat? Is it a treaty? Is it a new alliance? Well, my dear loyal citizens, the answer is simple. That is to say, yes and no. The Cobalt Concordat is something completely new. For the first time in the history of Planet Bob, brave and free nations are banding together to directly confront the red menace of communist treason. Nations, rather than alliances, stand united in their just and righteous cause. Any nation may join the Cobalt Concordat, provided it does not have communist leanings. Nations within the Cobalt Concordat work together to root out the treasonous communist menace, all while remaining within their chosen alliance. This concordat is a pact of brotherhood, and its signatories stand proud and tall as the few elite willing to risk it all in the struggle for justice and liberty. It is a bloc of nations bound together against a common enemy and striving toward a common goal, the total and complete eradication of that enemy from Planet Bob. Join us in the glorious struggle, dear citizens. Join us and together we will root out and destroy communist traitors wherever they may be found. Justice, prosperity, and liberty to all. Thank you, and blessings of the Computer be with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Marin Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 May the Cobalt Concordat live long enough to watch the Communist menace rot within the ruins of hell, in which the people of Bob shall finally break free from totalitarianism and indoctrination this beast has haunted our dear Bob era after era. We are taking a stand! Communists, beware us! Communists, fear us! For shall we have no mercy against you all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Bunce Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 "PFFTHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! You've got to be kidding me! You're one of the most technologically advanced nations I've ever heard of, yet you're STILL scared of communists? Good god, this is just rich!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shokkou Posted September 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 I see there is a necromancer in our midst. Prepare to be purged for your foul and twisted magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 I see multiple necromancers, but interesting treaty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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