Aerok

[Captain Enema]

[b]Port Sudan[/b]

"Go down there, bring some peace, and kick some behind if the natives can't behave, you got it?" Dellion asks Major General Charles White.

"Oh my dear god," the Major General moans in dismay.

"Chop chop, get going, a nation of igloos and and penguins mustn't be allowed to fall into anarchy," Dellion orders.

The Major General looks mournful as he goes and gets fitted for a parka, thermal underpants, a sweater, another sweater, long johns, gloves, another pair of gloves, and a whole pile of other stuff that might just keep a native son of Sudan warm in a frosty place like Aerok. During this fitting the Major General repeatedly asks himself, "Who, who, who did I piss off so much?"


[b]Aerok[/b]
A couple of days later:

"Man in the door!" screams the jumpmaster as Major General Charles White hooks up his static line.

"Go go go!" the jumpmaster screams as he urgest he men out the door one by one. With that being said the fifty five men of the Legion Stabalization Team, Aerok hurls themselves out of their C-130, rented, and into the cold air of Antartica. With them they bring skills, supplies, and funding to help the penguins and people of Aerok rebuild a local government. As they slowly drift to the ice the C-130 makes another pass to drop fliers on the population centers of Aerok.

[quote]Friends!

We come in peace and are here to help you rebuild your nation. We offer food, clothing, supplies, and other needed items to restore critical services. The rule of law in Aerok will remain the rule of law you are used to. All changes and revisions will be voted on by the general populace. The police are requested to return to their posts immediately.

Full pay of all public officials and civil servants will be made good by the government of Legion.

When you are ready to reclaim your national identity, tell us, we'll leave and happily part as friends.

-Major General Charles White

ps. Someone set me up a command center with the biggest heater you got.[/quote]


[b]International Press Statement[/b]

With Aerok falling into anarchy the people of Legion have stepped in to bring peace and security to their nation. A detailed plan of our operations will be forwarded upon request by a legitimate government official. Seal hunting in Aerok is suspended for the duration of the crisis.

-Dellion

Edited August 29, 2010 by Tidy Bowl Man

[Joey67500]

[i]An Aeroken convoy drives up to the men. The President, Eoj Nawoh, exits his vehicle, and with flier in hand approaches the General and calls out[/i][b]General! I can assure you that Aerok is a politically stable country and our people have everything they may need. Although, I'm sure the public officials and civil servants wouldn't mind the extra pay.[/b][i] Eoj chuckles.[/i][b]So I'm glad the international world cares about us, and oh we'd be happy to give you a heater if you plan to stay. Although we'd like to have our national identity, and be your friends![/b]

[i]Eoj starts to get a little chilly so he returns to his vehicle, and speaks through the open window.[/i] [b]Oh and thanks for the paper, it'll help run some of our heaters, and don't touch our seals, their fat is an excellent source of heat![/b]

[Captain Enema]

"Oh I'm gonna kill someone when we get back to Legion," the Major General manages to get out through the chattering of his teeth. The rest of the Legion specialist stagger into the vehicles and make themselves comfortable. If anything it would be a chance to see some terrain they've never seen before. Ought to be a fun little outing and maybe they could get a bit of cross training done while on this deployment. "Say, Mr. President, I'd happily swap a heater for a glass of warm brandy," the Major General says.

[Joey67500]

[b]We'd be happy to provide you and your men with shelter and a heater. We brought along some transport vehicles for you men just incase.[/b] [i]Eoj points to the humvees behind his own.[/i] [b]All of our vehicles have built in heating devices capable of warming the air up to 120 degrees Fahrenheit, so I believe you'll be quite warm. Once your men and equipment are loaded, we'll head back to the capital and get you some nice cozy beds.[/b]