infinite desire Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) [center][img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4183/expletiveshort.gif[/img][/center] [quote][size="3"][center]The #!%@ing Accords:[/center][/size] We, the people of !#^$istan, otherwise known as [Expletive Removed], hereby outlay the terms of our formation and binding articles for our alliance. Article *: Membership !. 'Being Awesome' or any variation thereof is hereby defined as being a member nation of [Expletive Removed]. 'Awesomeness' refers to the collective membership as well as the membership's combined qualities of being 'totally !$@%ing sweet'. @. Any nation in the cyberverse is eligible to apply to be awesome, but the actual property of being awesome is to be determined by the !#%@head of Development. #. Upon being declared awesome, the title of '$@!^er' is bestowed upon member nations, and should be worn proudly. !%@$ing newbies (or any variation thereof) may be required to go through the !@#%ing academy before being declared a fully awesome dude, as determined by our !#%^head of Development. $. A nation may be declared no longer awesome by decree of the Supreme #%&! or two of the !@%^heads. %. In the event that someone who is awesome does something utterly retarded, they may be added to the !@$^list. Unfortunately, we cannot explain what this means in polite company. Article **: Government !. A circle%#$^ is hereby defined as a meeting between the Supreme @$%& and at least two !@#%heads. @. Our government is hereby established, for the purposes of containing all our awesomeness and guiding it towards the path of vulgarity. This provisionary government shall pave the road for the rest of the alliance in our ongoing battle against censorship. #. At the head of the alliance rests our Supreme #%&!, otherwise known as the Big !@#$. He decides all policy direction of the alliance, and has final say on all things involving [Expletive Removed]. Of course, that doesn't mean they'll listen. $. The !#$^heads have authority over their respective departments. They may assign any staff they see fit under them. They will also be required to take !$@# from both the !@#%ers and the Supreme !#@$. %. As of the provisionary government, !#$@heads may be appointed by a circle$#^&. Article ***: War !. The Supreme !$%^ is the only one with the power to declare an offensive war on another alliance. @. The Supreme @%#! and the $!&^head of War may authorize raids on unaligned nations. Article ****: Revisions !. A cluster@#$^ is defined as being a vote of the membership, held for exactly two days, where the membership is informed 24 hours beforehand via in-game PM. @. The charter may be revised by a circle%#@& or a cluster!@^# with a 75% vote. #. In the event of the Supreme !@$% being !@#%faced or otherwise unable to perform his usual !@#%ing on behalf of [Expletive Removed], a cluster@!#% may be held to !@#% him over and relieve him of duty. The !@#$head of War will temporarily take the position of Supreme !@#$, and three possible Supreme !@#$s will be selected by a circle@$^# and voted on in a second cluster@!%^. The winner of this will be declared the new Supreme !@#$er. Holy #@$^ that's confusing. Article *****: Policy !. Specific policies, including those of raiding, finances, and being awesome, will be contained in the document @#%^ing Policies, which shall also serve as a documentation of rules of the alliance and have its own set of revision terms. @. [Expletive Removed] and its allies will always, always be sexy. Signed, with undying love and !$@#ing affection: Havok, Supreme @#$^ Anomaly, Minister of !@#%ing, renowned !$%^ and daycare specialist. Ruggsymuggs, Minister of %*&!ing errbody here. angryraccoon, &@#!'ing Warmonger lawrence893, Minister of finding more @#%!'ers GeorgetheGreat, Lazy $#@%[/quote] [center].::::. Current Treaties .::::.[/center] [center]Mutual Defense Pact: \m/[/center] [center].::::. Forums .::::.[/center] [center][url="http://www.expletive-removed.com/index.php"]Expletive Removed Forums[/url][/center] [center]What We Can Offer You![/center] -Tech Deals for both Buyers and Sellers to boost your nation -A young alliance that gives everyone an opportunity to succeed -A strong team of leaders to run the alliance to the best of their abilities -A core of members that strive to help each other achieve their full potential -Seasoned players that can teach you all they know about Cybernations and Politics -The only alliance where being a #%@!head is good! Join Expletive Removed today by registering on our forums and posting your app in the GTFO SubForum. Hope to see all you None-ers getting your @$!es over to our forums Lawrence893 - #%@!head of Newcomers P.S. - Bumps are warmly welcomed Edited August 20, 2010 by lawrence893 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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