Fizzydog Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 [img]http://blindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/harold_d_russell2.jpg[/img] Yes sir! It's the mysterious MR JOHNSON!!! Birthday Parties, shows, party entertainment, anything! He can attend all these and more! With over 400 tricks to wow the crowd, he will make your party experience much better! For only $500 dollars a night, he can make anything happen! Just watch: *Mr. Johnson is shown holding a black cloth and a rabbit. He hadns to rabbit to a little girl to make sure it is alive and well. He then throws the black cloth to show it is completely empty. He takes back the rabbit, and covers the rabbit in a black cloth. He lifts the cloth and the rabbit has disappeared. He then places the cloth bac on his hand and the rabbit re appears. He gives the rabbit to the Birthday girl after that.* As you can see, he is the best magician in all of South Sudan! You can call him to be at your bash at any time! *An announcer talks about shipping and handling(ooc:p), the telephone number etc. The commercial then ends.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted July 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 And now we return to [i]Mr. Surviver[/i] "I've been in the jungle for over 20 hours and I'm already suffering from heat exhaustion. My crashed plane is a couple miles behind, and I wanted to go away from it as it may attract bugs and animals to the scene. I'm constantly getting bit by bugs. I've seen a pack of wild dogs and they looked pretty nasty but I don't think they saw me..." Mr. Surviver suddenly turns the camera and begins running. "I believe the dog pack has just...just found me and they're chasing me! The emergency rescue crew won't be able to get here for hours, I have to find some sort of climable tree to hide and...oh my they're catching up!" The camera is shaking and is turned around. A couple of dogs are seen for a split second before the camera comes back to Mr. Surviver's face. "I think they stopped but...oh I still see them! Here we go." He begins climbing a tree and hides on a branch as the dogs sit below barking. It then goes tot commercial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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