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GLS National Airport, Gate 6:

"Flight delayed, AGAIN?!" was all he thought as he stared at the flight schedule screen, looking at his flight to New England delayed by another hour. He was just another university student on a summer break, wanting to visit other neighboring nations.

However, he did not realize his flight is going to be the most dangerous one in Great Lakes State's record.

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A few meters away:

"We are going to hijack this plane and fly it to Detroit's airport. After landing the plane, we are going to hold it hostage. First squad, you know the drill, act innocent until second squad opens the floor, and then collect the weapons from them. Second squad, remember to crack open those boxes you are in and use the steel cutting saws to cut into the cabin and get in. Give the weapons to the first squad. Third squad, you guys stay in the cargo section and operate the radio jamming device so the pilots won't get smarty and tattle-tell on us." Spoke an unknown person while talking in a cellphone.

Noticing the schedule board, he continued, "Flight delayed again. Sorry second and third squad, if any of you need to go to the bathroom, you have to hold it for another hour."

"WHAT!?!?" was the second and third squad's captain response.

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In the men's bathroom:

"You are going to feel my wrath you god(insert cuss word) stupid government. Revenge..." mumbled a person as he continues to wash his hands.

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How did the second and third squad got in the airplane's cargo hold? Simple, they stuffed things in their boxes full of tiny airholes, placed a second box containing lead to block out the X-ray in the box but has a cell phone antenna sticking out of it so the squad members can still use their cell phone, tiny air holes, and an oxygen tank, and marked those boxes "Fragile".

GLS's air transportation regulation isn't very tight when it comes to X-ray machines, so many airports, including the international one use cheap yet crappy X-ray machines.

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An hour later, 9:00 AM:

"Boss! I NEED TO PEE NOW!" roared the second squad captain. "Try to hold it for another 20 minutes. We are already boarding the airplane." replied the unknown person as boards the plane. "I have been sitting in this freaking box for nearly 3 hours! Don't laugh at me if you see me with wet pants." replied the 2nd squad captain. "Just go take someone's pants and underwear and wear it after you enter the cabin." replied the unknown person as he turns off his cell phone.

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Meanwhile:

"Finally. If they had delayed this plane another minute, I would have been pissed." mumbled John as he hauls his suitcase while boarding the airplane.

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9:41 AM, in flight 747 airplane:

Intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen. Please buckle your seat belt imminently since we are taking off now."

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In the cargo hold:

"Bizzz! Whirrr!" was the only noise heard as the second and third squad members frantically started slicing their boxes open when they felt the aircraft has begun taking off, wanting to get out of their cramped little boxes...

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10:03 AM, In the cabin:

"You feel that vibration mommy?" asked a child. "Its just the airplane's engine." replied the mother.

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In the cargo room:

Crack!

Creak!

Snap!

The second and third squad finally managed to cut open their boxes. While the second squad members begin cutting open the ceiling, the third squad members bashed open some of their other boxes, dug through random items and hauled out parts for the radio jammer device.

The second squad captain opened his cell phone and said, "Project finished, Beta is starting."

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In the cabin:

"Good. Continue it on." replied the unknown person who was the leader of the hijacking group.

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A few minutes later, in the cargo room:

"We are almost finished sir!" reported one of the second squad members. "Good." replied the second squad captain and then he shouted, "Third squad, activate the radio jammer and cut the main power supply!"

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Airplane $@pit:

Co-pilot: "This is Flight PA747 speaking to GLS International Airport. Proceeding to New England, leaving radio coverage in about 10 minutes."

No response from the radio

Co-pilot: "What the heck? We are only 60 miles away from the nearest air traffic control tower and we already lost contact?!"

Pilot: "Try the backup radio."

No response from the backup radio, only static

Co-pilot: "This is odd..."

Pilot: "Going to emergency land in Detroit to check out what is wrong with the radios."

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In the cabin:

Intercom: Attention to all passengers, we are proceeding to emergency land in Detroit due to a technical failure.

All of the lights go out, including the emergency lights.

Holes suddenly open up as chunks of the floor is lifted up and thrown to the side, ripping out the carpet in the process and revealing holes to the cargo room.

A total of 23 masked people armed with assault rifles and automatic shotguns climb out of the holes. Meanwhile, the first squad members put on their heat seeking goggles and climbed into the cargo holes.

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Airplane $@pit:

Pilot: "What the?! The power has gone out and the backup supply isn't working!"

Co-pilot: "(insert cuss word), the plane is losing attitude!"

Airplane tilts forward and falls through the sky at a 40 degree angle

Power comes back on after dropping from 13,000 ft to 8000 feet

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In the cabin:

"Tell the pilots to land in Detroit!" ordered the 2nd squad captain after the power came back on.

"But sir, this airplane is already flying to Detroit for an emergency landing." replied one of the passengers.

"Whatever! We are holding this plane hostage!" shouted the 2nd squad captain as he shoots the ceiling with his shotgun.

A luggage compartment's door shatters from the impact of the shotgun shells and falls open while the airplane hits a turbulence. A large suitcase falls out and smacks in the 2nd squad captain's head, knocking him out.

"This isn't a bank robbery you dip(insert cuss word) replied the 1st squad captain as he climbs out of the hole.

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In the cabin, 10:40 AM:

All of the passengers were rounded up and forced into the back of the airplane while squad 2 moved to break into the $@pit of the airplane.

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A loud gunshot and binges were heard

Pilot: "Crap, I think there is a hijacking going on..."

Co-pilot: "I will handle them, just watch."

Co-pilot unbuckles his seat belt, throws open the bullet-proof $@pit door, grabs one of the hijackers' automatic shotgun, shoots several of the other hijackers, and slams the door shut.

Co-pilot: "Owned."

Pilot: "What is that hissing noise?"

Co-pilot: "I don't know."

A grenade explodes, blowing out the bullet proof door completely and three of the 2nd squad members storm in, blasting the pilots' heads with their automatic shotguns.

"Aw sick, you guys splattered gore on the controls. Now how am I going to pilot the aircraft if I can't see the control buttons?" asked one of the members who knew how to pilot an aircraft.

"Here." replied another of the members as he grabs the member and purposely rubbed him onto the controls.

"GROSS!" screamed the hijacker pilot.

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In the back of the plane:

"This is not how my flight is suppose to be..." mumbled John.

"Ey' buddy!" an unknown person shouted.

"WHAT?!" screamed one of the 1st squad hijackers.

Unknown person punches the hijacker's face, grabs his assault rifle, blast the hijacker's face with it, and quickly mowed down the other hijackers who weren't paying attention, including the unconscious 2nd squad captain who was lying on the seats.

"(insert cuss word)." mumbled the captain of the 1st squad as he blows his whistle, alerting the 3rd and 2nd squad that the passengers are being hostile.

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11:01, back of the airplane:

The unknown person who was the manic noticed the 1st squad captain sitting in the bathroom. "Good night" said the manic as he fires his assault rifle at the 1st squad captain's private part, and then at his head. After painfully killing the squad captain, he jumped into one of the holes in the floor into the cargo room armed with a "borrowed" assault rifle and a frag grenade.

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Cargo room:

"You hear that noise?" asked the 3rd squad captain.

"YEAH! AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO (insert cuss word)!" screamed the manic as he throws a frag grenade into the the squad's position and took cover.

BOOM!

The manic jumped out of his position after the grenade went off and finished off anyone who survived the blast.

After walking for while in the cargo room, he climbed up one of the openings and entered the 1st class room, right next to the entrance to the airplane's $@pit.

"Sup." was all the manic said right before he open fired, killing the 2nd squad member who was piloting the aircraft. The manic then walked up to the controls, pressed, "Autopilot", and left the $@pit to finish off the rest of the passengers and the hijackers.

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Detroit air traffic control tower:

"Sir?"

"What?"

"Airliner PA747 has not responded for nearly an hour. We can't seem to contact them and one of the aircraft and missile defense radar tower reported it rapidly dropped from 13,000 ft to 8000 feet before finally managing to stabilize."

"What its original flight plan?"

"GLS International Airport to JFK International Airport"

"That is odd, why is it flying over here without telling us that they are adjusting their flight plan?"

"I don't know."

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"Who did this?!" asked a 2nd squad member as he looks around, seeing his dead buddies lying all over the place.

"I SAID, WHO DID THIS?!" repeated the member as one of the passengers said, "A person who we don't know."

"WHERE DID HE GO THEN?!" roared the member.

"Right behind you, dumb(insert cuss word)." said the manic as he opened fire, mowing down all of the remaining hijackers. "Well, well, well..." said the manic as he dropped his assault rifle and picked up an automatic shotgun.

Screams echo throughout the airplane as the blood-thirsty manic blasts all of the passengers and crew members with the automatic shotgun...

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11:49 AM:

Emergency transmission to New England from GLS Department of Transportation:

Passenger airliner PA747 is flying off course from its fight path and lost radio contact at around 10:00 AM. The airliner will enter your airspace in a few minutes, but we ask you not to shoot it down. We suspect there is a hijacking going on, but seeing that the aircraft hardly moved since around 10:05 AM, there is something odd going on.

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In the aircraft:

The back of the aircraft was a complete bloodbath. Only a few remaining people survived, since they were lucky to blend in with the bloody mess of gore and not make so much noise.

"That is what ya get you (insert cuss word)ing government puppets!" cursed the manic as he walks away, avoiding the holes in the floor.

"I am not finished yet..." mumbled John as he grabs an assault rifle while stepping out of the piles of gore after the manic left the cabin room.

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OOC: JEDCJT: Now you can come in.

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11:49 AM:

Emergency transmission to New England from GLS Department of Transportation:

Passenger airliner PA747 is flying off course from its fight path and lost radio contact at around 10:00 AM. The airliner will enter your airspace in a few minutes, but we ask you not to shoot it down. We suspect there is a hijacking going on, but seeing that the aircraft hardly moved since around 10:05 AM, there is something odd going on.

CLASSIFIED

"Sir, we have received a transmission from the Great Lake States, and it was through an emergency line."

"What is the situation?"

"There is a passenger aircraft that have gone off course, and will enter New Englander airspace in a few moments. It's PA747."

"This cannot be good. Send up a couple of interceptors to escort them to a safe location and, failing that, initiate necessary emergency measures."

"Yes, sir."

CLASSIFIED TRANSMISSION FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION

We thank you for informing us of the situation, and we will not shoot down the aircraft. We will investigate the situation with you with the rest of the Government.

CLASSIFIED

As per orders from the Department of the Air Force in conjunction with the Department of Transportation, two interceptors flew up into the air from their base somewhere in western New York State. They flew toward the passenger airliner that had by then crossed into New England airspace. In moments, the interceptors were flying alongside the airliner, on both its sides.

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11:58 AM, PA747:

"Hm, I flew into New England's airspace and they sent fighter jets after me. Lets see what they got." said the manic as he turns off the autopilot, buckles his seat belt, and swung the airplane hard right while flying at full speed, purposely aiming for one of the interceptors. However, he overdid the turn and ended up flipping the airplane upside down.

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Passenger cabin

John was trying to avoid falling into the holes in the floor. As he enters the 1st class cabin room, the airplane tipped upside down and he slammed into the ceiling hard. The noise he created alerted the manic...

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In the airplane $@pit:

"Looks like there is a visitor here. I thought I killed all of those stupid government puppets." mumbled the manic as he unbuckles the seat belt and entered the 1st class cabin room armed with an automatic shotgun.

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Cargo hold:

The radio jamming machine was sent flying toward the ceiling and shattered when the airplane flipped upside down...

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12:01 PM, PA747:

In the cabin:

"Crap, he is coming..." thought John as he jumps up, and starts hauling himself into the cargo room. "Think you can crash my party?!" shouted the manic as he opens fire, barely missing John.

"Oh don't make me forced you to dance you dummy!" the manic yelled as he grabs an assault rifle and fires at the floor while the airplane was still upside down, hoping to hit John.

"(Insert cuss word!" mumbled John as he tries avoid being shot from underneath by jumping around.

Airplane hits a turbulence and John falls through one of the holes, back into the cabin while the manic stumbled and shot himself in the foot.

"(insert cuss word x10)!!!! ARRRGGHHH!!!" screamed the manic as he starts shooting all over the place randomly in anger, not noticing John sneaking into the airplane's $@pit and turning on the radio.

"This is PA747 airplane, a group of hijackers attempted to hijack the plane, a blood-thirst manic slaughtered them all, then slaughtered all of the passengers and crew members for no reason, I am the only survivor, and I don't know how to pilot this plane. Help please?" asked John while looking behind him, checking to see if the manic is still throwing a dangerous tantrum.

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" roared the manic while running toward the $@pit room when he noticed John sneaked into the airplane $@pit.

"Be right back." said John as he grabs a fire extinguisher, swings it at the manic's head, but was too weak to swing the fire extinguisher, and ended up smashing the manic's private part.

PA747 airplane enters Great Lakes State's airspace while still flying upside down

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Emergency transmission to New England from the GLS Department of Homeland Security:

We don't have an airforce, is it possible for you to send some jet fighters to escort PA474?

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11:58 AM, PA747:

"Hm, I flew into New England's airspace and they sent fighter jets after me. Lets see what they got." said the manic as he turns off the autopilot, buckles his seat belt, and swung the airplane hard right while flying at full speed, purposely aiming for one of the interceptors. However, he overdid the turn and ended up flipping the airplane upside down.

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Passenger cabin

John was trying to avoid falling into the holes in the floor. As he enters the 1st class cabin room, the airplane tipped upside down and he slammed into the ceiling hard. The noise he created alerted the manic...

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In the airplane $@pit:

"Looks like there is a visitor here. I thought I killed all of those stupid government puppets." mumbled the manic as he unbuckles the seat belt and entered the 1st class cabin room armed with an automatic shotgun.

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Cargo hold:

The radio jamming machine was sent flying toward the ceiling and shattered when the airplane flipped upside down...

One of the interceptors, upon seeing the airline swing toward it, skillfully maneuvered out of the way. However, the airliner flipped upside-down. One of the pilots reported this to National Air-Defense Command.

CLASSIFIED

Sir, I’ve just got a report from one of the pilots. Seems that the airliner have flipped. By that, I mean turned upside-down.

WHAT?! This makes everything harder. Send up a couple more interceptors to monitor the aircraft to make sure it doesn’t go too far. Do everything possible to ensure that the situation doesn’t get too far.

Yes, sir.

12:01 PM, PA747:

In the cabin:

"Crap, he is coming..." thought John as he jumps up, and starts hauling himself into the cargo room. "Think you can crash my party?!" shouted the manic as he opens fire, barely missing John.

"Oh don't make me forced you to dance you dummy!" the manic yelled as he grabs an assault rifle and fires at the floor while the airplane was still upside down, hoping to hit John.

"(Insert cuss word!" mumbled John as he tries avoid being shot from underneath by jumping around.

Airplane hits a turbulence and John falls through one of the holes, back into the cabin while the manic stumbled and shot himself in the foot.

"(insert cuss word x10)!!!! ARRRGGHHH!!!" screamed the manic as he starts shooting all over the place randomly in anger, not noticing John sneaking into the airplane's $@pit and turning on the radio.

"This is PA747 airplane, a group of hijackers attempted to hijack the plane, a blood-thirst manic slaughtered them all, then slaughtered all of the passengers and crew members for no reason, I am the only survivor, and I don't know how to pilot this plane. Help please?" asked John while looking behind him, checking to see if the manic is still throwing a dangerous tantrum.

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" roared the manic while running toward the $@pit room when he noticed John sneaked into the airplane $@pit.

"Be right back." said John as he grabs a fire extinguisher, swings it at the manic's head, but was too weak to swing the fire extinguisher, and ended up smashing the manic's private part.

PA747 airplane enters Great Lakes State's airspace while still flying upside down

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Emergency transmission to New England from the GLS Department of Homeland Security:

We don't have an airforce, is it possible for you to send some jet fighters to escort PA474?

CLASSIFIED

Two more interceptors lifted off their bases and flew toward the upside-down airliner. “Man, that is one messed up pilot.” One of the pilots mumbled to himself under his breath as he saw the airliner.

CLASSIFIED

Sir, according to our satellite transmissions, it seems that the airliner have left New Englander airspace – still upside down.

Oh, indeed? Them GLS….crazy. Call off the interceptors, but keep them on alerted status, just in case thing turn around – no pun intended.

Uh, sir. We just got a order from the Department of Defense, the interceptors will have to escort the airliner for a while. It’s basically an escort mission, sir.

Yes, I know how you feel sir. So, shall I issue the order?

No, inform the Department of Defense that order have been received and acknowledged and the interceptors to continue escorting the airliner above GLS.

Yes, sir.

CLASSIFIED TRANSMISSION FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE

Our interceptors will continue to escort the airliner. But what happens to them while they are in GLS airspace will be your responsibility.

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CLASSIFIED TRANSMISSION FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE

Our interceptors will continue to escort the airliner. But what happens to them while they are in GLS airspace will be your responsibility.

Reply:

We understand.

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"(insert cuss word x20)!!!" screamed the manic as he fell over in pain.

"Good night you mental issue person." said John as he picks up the fire extinguisher, and drops it on the manic's head.

John then walked over to the radio and asked, "Hello, is anyone there? How do I pilot this freaking airplane?! CAN ANYONE TELL ME?!!"

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OOC: JEDCJT, the passenger airplane's radio is working, the radio jammer is broken. ;)

EDIT: Oh, and something unusual is going to happen soon.

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OOC: Why are we having the movie "Airplane" in RP form?

OOC: I never heard of that movie. :mellow:

EDIT: I looked it up and got a search result, a movie made in 1980. The movie's plot is nowhere close to the plot that I posted.

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Reply:

We understand.

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"(insert cuss word x20)!!!" screamed the manic as he fell over in pain.

"Good night you mental issue person." said John as he picks up the fire extinguisher, and drops it on the manic's head.

John then walked over to the radio and asked, "Hello, is anyone there? How do I pilot this freaking airplane?! CAN ANYONE TELL ME?!!"

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OOC: JEDCJT, the passenger airplane's radio is working, the radio jammer is broken. ;)

EDIT: Oh, and something unusual is going to happen soon.

OOC: Ah, this should be interesting. ;)

But I need to inform you that I know little about piloting a plane, much less the controls... :unsure:

IC:

"I got a radio transmission here!" One of the pilots said over his radio to the Unified National Security Command. "I'll reroute the radio transmission over to you. Over and out."

In a moment, the plane would be connected to the Unified National Security Command headsquarters, as well as nearby airports and communications centers. They would be monitoring the airport via radar, satellite transmissions, etc. John would soon hear a voice over the radio. "Don't worry, sir. We'll help you get to ground safely, if you follow what I say. First of all, buckle in your seatbelt. Secondly, use the joystick, and try to utilize the controls to make the airliner descend through the air slowly. When you can do so, try to make a steady landing as much as possible. We'll guide you to the nearest airport." The voice instructed.

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OOC: Ah, this should be interesting. ;)

But I need to inform you that I know little about piloting a plane, much less the controls... :unsure:

IC:

"I got a radio transmission here!" One of the pilots said over his radio to the Unified National Security Command. "I'll reroute the radio transmission over to you. Over and out."

In a moment, the plane would be connected to the Unified National Security Command headsquarters, as well as nearby airports and communications centers. They would be monitoring the airport via radar, satellite transmissions, etc. John would soon hear a voice over the radio. "Don't worry, sir. We'll help you get to ground safely, if you follow what I say. First of all, buckle in your seatbelt. Secondly, use the joystick, and try to utilize the controls to make the airliner descend through the air slowly. When you can do so, try to make a steady landing as much as possible. We'll guide you to the nearest airport." The voice instructed.

"So, do I simply turn the wheel to flip the airplane upside?" asked John as he turns off autopilot, tries turning the control wheel, slightly tilting the plane before something happened.

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" yelled the manic as gets up, grabs John by the head and throws him against the wall.

John struck back by throwing the fire extinguisher at the manic, but he ducked while grabbing an automatic shotgun and John ended up smashing the radio.

"(insert cuss word)!" was all John thought as he dashes out of the $@pit, avoiding the hail of shotgun shells. As the manic chases John, the airplane begin to rapidly lose attitude while still flying upside down.

"Where can I hide?" John asked himself as he enters the 2nd class cabin room. Noticing a hole in the floor (OOC: Airplane is still upside down :OOC), he jumped up and hauled himself up as the manic entered the room.

"Think you can hide from me?" laughed the manic as he also tries climbing up the hole.

Bad move, because a large suitcase filled with undergarments smashed and opened on his head. "What the heck?" the manic muffled as he pulls out a boxer labeled, "I love NY" out of his mouth. "(insert cuss word) you!" yelled the manic as he tries to climb up the hole again, and was smashed on the head with a laptop.

Airplane hits another turbulence, causing John to stumble and fall through the hole.

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Emergency transmission from GLS Homeland Security to New England:

If possible, tell the survivor to try to land in Detroit Metropolis Airport.

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OOC: By the way, all of the actions are heard over the radio until the radio is broken.

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"So, do I simply turn the wheel to flip the airplane upside?" asked John as he turns off autopilot, tries turning the control wheel, slightly tilting the plane before something happened.

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" yelled the manic as gets up, grabs John by the head and throws him against the wall.

John struck back by throwing the fire extinguisher at the manic, but he ducked while grabbing an automatic shotgun and John ended up smashing the radio.

"(insert cuss word)!" was all John thought as he dashes out of the $@pit, avoiding the hail of shotgun shells. As the manic chases John, the airplane begin to rapidly lose attitude while still flying upside down.

"Where can I hide?" John asked himself as he enters the 2nd class cabin room. Noticing a hole in the floor (OOC: Airplane is still upside down :OOC), he jumped up and hauled himself up as the manic entered the room.

"Think you can hide from me?" laughed the manic as he also tries climbing up the hole.

Bad move, because a large suitcase filled with undergarments smashed and opened on his head. "What the heck?" the manic muffled as he pulls out a boxer labeled, "I love NY" out of his mouth. "(insert cuss word) you!" yelled the manic as he tries to climb up the hole again, and was smashed on the head with a laptop.

Airplane hits another turbulence, causing John to stumble and fall through the hole.

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Emergency transmission from GLS Homeland Security to New England:

If possible, tell the survivor to try to land in Detroit Metropolis Airport.

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OOC: By the way, all of the actions are heard over the radio until the radio is broken.

Yes, turn the airliner upside. That should help.” The voice stated over the radio. “Be careful not to turn the controls too much.

However, the ‘voice’ on the other side of the radio, a radio operative in the Unified National Security Command headquarters, heard somebody shout and then some sounds of fighting. Then all transmissions abruptly ended when something smashed into the radio.

Toby Garrett sighed as he lifted off his headphones. He sent a communication to the Department of Transportation notifying them about the recent situation.

CLASSIFIED TRANSMISSION FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION

We would try notifying them as such, but we have recently gotten word from the Unified National Security Command that we have lost all communications with the airliner.

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Lucky for John, the manic seemed to be knocked out.

"If he wakes up again, I am going to cry." he mumbled as he ran to the airplane's $@pit, noticing that autopilot was turned off.

He tried pushing one of the buttons, not realizing it was the landing gears deployment. Seeing no result, he then tried pulling on the control wheel and twisting it hard, hoping to pull up the airplane because it was flying dangerously low above the outskirt of Detroit. The airplane flipped upside, but it was flying 1 meter off the ground...

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Meanwhile, below the airplane...

5 people parks their getaway van on the side of a road, several meters away from a bank, and they all step out

"You know the drills." said the leader as he, including the other 4 people slip on their ski masks. Yep, they were going to rob a bank. Unfortunately, they already encountered a problem.

They all slipped on their ski masks, backwards.

"(insert cuss word)" cursed the leader as they all flip their ski masks around.

Drawing their pistols, they bolted for the building and stormed in.

"FREEZE! This is a bank robbery!" the leader shouted as he shoots the ceiling.

"No it isn't." replied a clerk.

"What?" asked the leader.

"This would be the Sunny Tanning Salon robbery. If you walk a block down from here toward Aveon St, then that would be a bank robbery." replied the clerk.

Swearing, the leader and the rest of the robbers bolted out of the tanning salon and charged into the bank.

"This is a bank robbery! Put all of the money in a bag!" shouted the leader.

"What bag?" replied one of the bank tellers.

The leader spun around, asking one of the robbers, "Where is the bag?"

"I must had left it in the van." replied the robber as he checks his pockets.

"Do you have a bag here?" asked the leader.

The bank teller looked through several of the cabinets and found one as the rest of the bank tellers are kept quiet by the other 3 bank robbers.

"Put the money in the bag." the leader ordered.

After the bank teller stuffed all of the money into the bag from the drawer, the leader grabbed the bag and the robbers bolted out of the bank, not realizing that the bag had split and was spilling money.

"GO GO GO! The police is going to be here any second!" shouted the bank robber leader. "Be right back, I left our getaway van's keys in the bank!" shouted one of the robbers as he dashes back into the bank.

"Are you serious?!" roared the leader.

A passenger airliner zooms past by with it's landing gears deployed, picking up the robbers' getaway van

"Back!" shouted the robber as he dashes out of the bank with the van keys.

"Forget about it, an airplane picked up our getaway van. Hail a taxi!" replied the bank robber leader.

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"That boy is so going to die..." mumbled the manic as he gets up and quietly walks toward the airplane's $@pit...

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As John struggled the pilot the airplane, he noticed an emergency radio lying on the floor. Picking it up, he pressed the on button.

John: "Hello? Is anyone there?"

Air control: "This is Detroit Metropolis Airport air traffic tower. Who is this?"

John: "Um, PA747."

Air control: "Do you need any assistance?"

John: "Yeah, how do I land this airplane?"

Air control: "We will talk you through it. Do you have autopilot on?"

John: "No."

Air control: "Good, because autopilot only guides the airplane, not land it. What is the fuel gauge level?"

John: "Erm, it says there are only 40 mile of it left."

Air control: "You should able the land the plane in the airport. Do you know which one is the landing gear deployment button?"

John: "No idea"

Suddenly, the manic grabs John by the head and throws him out of the airplane $@pit.

"Let me pilot this junk, wimp." said the manic as he sits down in the seat.

"Into the GLS Legislative building!" the manic continued on.

"This airplane doesn't have enough fuel to travel that far..." replied John

"Oh well, how about the Children's Hospital of Michigan?" laughed the manic as he turns the aircraft toward the direction of the hospital.

"(insert cuss word) no..." thought John.

"And why don't you shut up for while?" shouted the manic as he turns on autopilot and charges out of the $@pit...

Airplane flies toward Lake Huron, 15 miles away from it, with the getaway van still stuck to onto the landing gears

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Air traffic control tower:

"Someone else is in the airplane."

"I think that is the hijacker."

"Um, the hijacker just said he is going to crash into Children's Hospital of Michigan..."

"Dear god, contact the Department of Homeland Security immediately!

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Emergency transmission from GLS Department of Homeland Security to New England:

Shoot down PA747 once it is flying over Lake Huron. Aim for the wings only, do not blow up the airplane.

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Meanwhile, below the airplane...

5 people parks their getaway van on the side of a road, several meters away from a bank, and they all step out

"You know the drills." said the leader as he, including the other 4 people slip on their ski masks. Yep, they were going to rob a bank. Unfortunately, they already encountered a problem.

They all slipped on their ski masks, backwards.

"(insert cuss word)" cursed the leader as they all flip their ski masks around.

Drawing their pistols, they bolted for the building and stormed in.

"FREEZE! This is a bank robbery!" the leader shouted as he shoots the ceiling.

"No it isn't." replied a clerk.

"What?" asked the leader.

"This would be the Sunny Tanning Salon robbery. If you walk a block down from here toward Aveon St, then that would be a bank robbery." replied the clerk.

Swearing, the leader and the rest of the robbers bolted out of the tanning salon and charged into the bank.

"This is a bank robbery! Put all of the money in a bag!" shouted the leader.

"What bag?" replied one of the bank tellers.

The leader spun around, asking one of the robbers, "Where is the bag?"

"I must had left it in the van." replied the robber as he checks his pockets.

"Do you have a bag here?" asked the leader.

The bank teller looked through several of the cabinets and found one as the rest of the bank tellers are kept quiet by the other 3 bank robbers.

"Put the money in the bag." the leader ordered.

After the bank teller stuffed all of the money into the bag from the drawer, the leader grabbed the bag and the robbers bolted out of the bank, not realizing that the bag had split and was spilling money.

"GO GO GO! The police is going to be here any second!" shouted the bank robber leader. "Be right back, I left our getaway van's keys in the bank!" shouted one of the robbers as he dashes back into the bank.

"Are you serious?!" roared the leader.

A passenger airliner zooms past by with it's landing gears deployed, picking up the robbers' getaway van

"Back!" shouted the robber as he dashes out of the bank with the van keys.

"Forget about it, an airplane picked up our getaway van. Hail a taxi!" replied the bank robber leader.

OOC: See, this is why they should have put planes in GTA4, so we can do !@#$ like this. Keep this up, it's funny.

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Emergency transmission from GLS Department of Homeland Security to New England:

Shoot down PA747 once it is flying over Lake Huron. Aim for the wings only, do not blow up the airplane.

CLASSIFIED

Upon receiving the transmission from the GLS Department of Homeland Security, the Department of Defense issued orders to shoot the airliner down once it was over Lake Huron. “Aim for the wings, do not blow up the airliner. I repeat, do not blow up the airliner. Over and out.

Affirmative, order received and acknowledged.” The pilots said over the radio. Several moments, the pilots would see that they were flying over a body of water – it was Lake Huron. It was now safe to shoot down the airliner. Two of the front interceptors flew off to the other side before making a wide turn through the air toward the airliner, letting off precision strikes toward the wings. After several hits, the wings exploded – but the rest of the airliner thankfully didn’t – and the airliner was soon descending through the air, toward Lake Huron.

We have shot the turkey down. I repeat, we have shot the turkey down. She’s dropping through the air. We're having turkey for Thanksgiving, baby.” One of the pilots stated to the other pilot, smirking.

Indeed. Mission accomplished.

Now, let’s report this to the superiors.” The pilots notified the Department of Defense that their mission was accomplished. The Department of Defense, in turn, notified the GLS government about this.

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