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I'm suing you for inflicting this on us all. Not even a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster can erase this monstrosity from my synapses.

lol, bring it on Pingu! Here is another one for you, my personal favorite Worst Poem Ever:

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.

They lay. They rotted. They turned

Around occasionally.

Bits of flesh dropped off them from

Time to time.

And sank into the pool's mire.

They also smelt a great deal.

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lol, bring it on Pingu! Here is another one for you, my personal favorite Worst Poem Ever:

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.

They lay. They rotted. They turned

Around occasionally.

Bits of flesh dropped off them from

Time to time.

And sank into the pool's mire.

They also smelt a great deal.

OK, we'll keep the lawyers out of this. But I'll be avenged on the pack of ye! Just when you least expect it, I will pounce with poetry of such hideosity, such vileness, that you will wish to beat your own brains out.

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I would go into it, but seeing your utter blindness to the work that I did while I was MHA shocks me, I would confuse you to quickly

Yes, we're utterly distraught by your loss. We've estimated at least one ghost offed themself in disgust when you left.

Next edition within five days. Stay hoopy, froods.

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