Aiden Ford Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Today, unveiled on National Television a Grunder Industries Spokesperson has announced a New Fire-proof Paste that can be used for insane temperatures. For a dramatic demonstration for the media and the military, he made a thin mask of the material, put it over his face, and aimed a specialized blowtorch at thousands of degrees directly at the mask. The temperature was intentionally much hotter than the temperatures reached by the Space Shuttle on reentry. A thermometer located between his face and the mask measured no appreciable temperature change below the mask after nearly ten minutes, and the integrity of the material stood strong. Grunder Industries is protective of ingredients for the concoction, but during a segment aired Today on Discovery Channel's daily news show Daily Planet, they revealed one secret to be Diet Coke. Images from electron microscopes show that the particles in the paste are very porous, which makes it a good insulator. Other tests showed the paste contained lithium and bromine, bound into compounds in the paste. Microscopically, it looks like a diatom absorbent, such as kitty-litter or any common industrial oil absorbent. They have announced that they will begin to package the paste in 1 Pound Canisters, and sell it around the world, for a fee of $50 Per Pound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberstein Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 OOC: Is this even possible? O_o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiden Ford Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 OOC: http://www.masterliness.com/a/Troy.Hurtubise.htm If anyone uses any of that today I will be angry. Its on Wikipedia here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Hurtubise#Firepaste I am going to reveal the 1313 Paste later on today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demut Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Gotischreich is stunned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northrend Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 OOC: Isn't this copy and pasting...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiden Ford Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 OOC: Isn't this copy and pasting...? OOC: Yea, im joining the club now. Everyone else has decided I can't use custom stuff anymore QQ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 OOC: I don't get it...even if the heat wouldn't travel through the paste, heat diffuses through the air. Wouldn't they guy get burned simply from that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeVentNoir Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) OOC: Copy paste for the lose. Come on Ford, at least reword this. Edited February 11, 2009 by LeVentNoir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberstein Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 OOC: Copy paste for the lose. Come on baron, at least reword this. OOC. I'm innocent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 OOC: Copy paste for the lose. Come on baron, at least reword this. OOC: Check again...it was Ford who posted this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeVentNoir Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 OOC. I'm innocent. OOC: Check again...it was Ford who posted this. OOC: My bad. Sorry baron, still ford, pick your game up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiden Ford Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 OOC: My bad. Sorry baron, still ford, pick your game up. OOC: Why? I am not allowed to use anything original anymore, or custom. People C/P My Stuff now, yet I am not allowed to use it. I mise as well join the club and copy/paste as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northrend Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 OOC: Why? I am not allowed to use anything original anymore, or custom. People C/P My Stuff now, yet I am not allowed to use it. I mise as well join the club and copy/paste as well. OOC: So you're going to cry and throw a fit like a child because you cannot get what you want? Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiden Ford Posted February 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 OOC: So you're going to cry and throw a fit like a child because you cannot get what you want? Brilliant! OOC: No, I am going to go with the flow and copy people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northrend Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 OOC: No, I am going to go with the flow and copy people. OOC: Yes, throwing a fit it is then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
croutonzz Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 OOC: No, I am going to go with the flow and copy people. OOC: Oh goodie, lets all be lazy! In all honesty, who else Copy + Pastes things? I never check for that stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 OOC: Yes, throwing a fit it is then! OOC: Well, look at his POV. it's "Damned if you do, damned if you don't." he gets flak for creating original stuff, now he's getting flak for using something that actually exists. Make up yer' bloomin minds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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