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Joseph Kony of the Congo is seeking a trade circle.  We are willing to switch to any color, any resources, so long as we can be included in the international community.  It is a special cruelty to deprive a nation of desperately needed resources.  We have fine water and marble to trade, yet we are rejected by our callous neighbors.  We are willing to join any trade sphere, any international economic organization, to put an end to this disastrous economic depression.

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Just join Supernova X.

 

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Kony has been accused by government entities of ordering the abduction of children to become child soldiers and sex slaves.

 

This is quite lame, since here female children are abducted as war prizes, and sexual slavery is part of our official conversion therapy, and this is celebrated by our medias.

 

The Empress of Peace.

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1 hour ago, Josephy Kony said:

We refuse to engage in military alliances with blasphemers.  We seek only economic agreements.

 

Erasing all useless (and already destined to fail) Y-chromosomes and forcing all XX chromosomes, through proper conversion therapy, to embrace lesbianism, is just only about making a little faster the natural evolution. Nothing more

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In some of the Cnemidophorus species, there are no males, and they reproduce through parthenogenesis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnemidophorus

 

Those lizards are just animals, they use lesbianism to produce more eggs and to displace asexual lizards' competition, it's good for them but not enough for humans, since parthenogenesis is very limited. 

Eggs fusion is much more complex, the offspring isn't a clone but a mix of the genetics of the two mothers, that's how the humans do.

 

A nation inhabited only by Wymyn, offspring obtained through "oocytes fusion" reproductive technique. Pillars of the nation are four: Empresses, Armed Forces, Education and Welfare (particularly a comprehensive universal healthcare system including even extensive prevention). Population is divided - through accomplishment / lack of voluntary military service - in Amazons and Frumps: Amazons are warriors, with full political responsabilities. Frumps can have even more income (and, by so, economical power) but they cannot carry firearms (just only melee weapons, used in traditional duels to protect their honor), and they can only voluntarly vote in referendas. Both Amazons and Frumps have the right to fight as gladiatrices in the Holy Arena of Labrys, the capital. Cybernetic implants are banned, but Amazons use the typical dark purple battlesuit during actions. Slavery, Racism, BDSM, Anarchism, Heterosexuality and Men are absolutely forbidden, and there are very strict limitations about "erotika" (pornography) and "affairs with gifts" (prostitution). Femocratic Lands is a "Constitutional Empressesdom", ruled by the Empress of Peace, by the Empress of War, and by the Greatest Assembly held in the Sala Magna of the "Palace of Resolutions" (that is part of The Palace of Eternal Sun and Rain, main residence of the two empresses) and whose members are directly elected by all the Amazons to represent the nation's many regions. The territory extends from Azores and Greenland to the west, Novaya Zemlya-Ural Mountains-Aral Sea to the east, Sahara to the south, and the Arabic Radioactive Wasteland to the south-east. Political parties are: Socialiber (Social-Liberal), Amazons for Socialism, Order and Progress (a technocratic party), and the ultranationalist and populist FWP (Femocratic Wymyn Party). Anthem: OFFICIAL "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus, UNOFFICIAL "Ordinary Day" by Dolores O'Riordan (aka "Whileaway's song"), WAR ANTHEM: "Ouragan" by Stephanie.
 

 

Luckily for you, your nation isn't classified as "islamic", so you aren't going to get the automatic "nuclear rain" and then we can trade.

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Various atrocities committed include raping young girls and abducting them for use as sex slaves.

 

 

This is interesting. There's a thing called "Femocratic Syndrome", you know?


 

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"The corner of humourism - funny, absurd, lies, from our enemies' propaganda!": 

"The self-proclaimed Empress of Peace is an anti-human psychopathic dictatrix. She will tolerate no truth, no reason, and no humanity. The so-called Empress of War is even worse..."
"I was shocked by the power of their counter-attacks: we were sure to win after our initial nuclear offensive, now I just realized we were lucky"
"I've see a city occupied by the infamous Broken Hourglass division - men were immediatly killed, and men were the most lucky..."
"Femocratics are like wild feral blood-hungry animals"
"After seeing Femocratics in action, our male veterans are now scared to date our women: it's a new mental disease, called Femocratic Syndrome, and it hurts even women: our women are now more afraid by an unknown taller woman than by an unknow man when they walk alone in dark streets"
"Krampus is that German folktale that if you were naughty, then this satan-like thing comes and abducts you and rapes you for the rest of eternity...now we have a new folktale, even more scary, about Femocratics..."


"Walking towards the heart of the Reich" - painting by Myra Zoe Kari.
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"Enemy Blood - the ultimate beauty treatment for wymyn's skin! Original recipe based on real enemies' blood!"

 

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"The Femocratic Lands" is a nasty terrorist organization and the Arabian Emirates have an open state of war with.

 

Welcome.

 

The Empress of Peace.

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15 hours ago, Josephy Kony said:

This barbaric lizard lesbianization is the type of behavior that leads nations to war! 

 

What leads nations to war is usually the lack of soap: you lack soap so you have to invade inferior countries to use their people as main ingredient for the soap

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Those are the sketches for the design of the package of the new Savon du Congo ("Soap of Congo") presented to the Empresses today.

 

The Empress of Peace.

 

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