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From recently declassified documents portraying the makeup of the Irish Air Force (IAF), it is shown the presence of several dozen Sukhoi Su-34 fighter/bomber jet aircraft.  The United Aircraft Corporation of Russia (UAC), has no record of selling this patented military hardware to the IAF, indicating either the refusal to acknowledge state transfer, or the illegal production of patented UAC technology.

The IAF, by order of several district courts, is ordered to release information on the condition the aircraft were received, and from whom the aircraft were purchased.  The IAF and all other branches of the Irish Armed Forces are ordered to disclose the presence and the providers of ALL RUSSIAN-DESIGNED WEAPONS SYSTEMS.  The IAF is given SEVEN (7) days to relinquish this data, or face criminal charges.

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Lev Lavishkin, Esq.

United Aircraft Corporation of Russia

Ulansky St. Building 1

MOSCOW, RUSSIA 101000

 

The Acquisitions Board would send the letter up the chain of command to the Minister of Defense and he would reply with the following:

 

"To whom it may concern,

 

The Irish Defense Force has acquired Su-34 fighter-bombers for the Air Force from the government of Gran Republica. This information is considered classified, however it has been declassified per this dispute and is to not be shared with any other entity. If you have any other further inquiries please contact my office at your convenience.

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Mr. Brendon Calbert

Minister of Defense"

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Thank you for your cooperation.  As a reminder, the subpoena was only an order for information, not an accusation of a crime.  The United Aircraft Corporation of Russia will not be pursuing any further legal action against the state of Ireland.  We would like to remind you to always purchase from registered vendors to insure both the legality of the sale and the highest possible quality of the product received.

 

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Lev Lavishkin, Esq.

United Aircraft Corporation of Russia

Ulansky St. Building 1

MOSCOW, RUSSIA 101000

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Thank you for your cooperation.  As a reminder, the subpoena was only an order for information, not an accusation of a crime.  The United Aircraft Corporation of Russia will not be pursuing any further legal action against the state of Ireland.  We would like to remind you to always purchase from registered vendors to insure both the legality of the sale and the highest possible quality of the product received.

 

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Lev Lavishkin, Esq.

United Aircraft Corporation of Russia

Ulansky St. Building 1

MOSCOW, RUSSIA 101000

 

"The Ministry of Defense will keep this in mind and hopes to conduct official business with your entity at some point in the near future."

 

- Minister of Defense Brendon Calbert

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HIGHLY CLASSIFIED

TO: United Aircraft Corporation of Russia

FROM: Ministry of Defense

SUBJ: Possible Acquisitions

 

To whom it may concern,

 

The Ministry of Defense Acquisitions Board would like to inquire what type of aircraft you manufacture/sell. We are interested in either adding or replacing some aircraft in our current fleet. The President of Ireland, Leonardo Kennedy, also wishes to extend his most deepest apologies to you concerning illicit or unauthorized transfers of military equipment. As a sign of good faith the Republic of Ireland would like to compensate you for the loss of profits concerning the deals with the Su-34 fighter-bomber. Please accept this transaction of $144,000,000.

 

 

Sincerely,

 

- Dir. Brian Drake, Acquisitions Board

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CLASSIFIED REPLY:

 

The United Aircraft Corporation of Russia is an umbrella corporation covering a wide array of military and civilian aircraft.  Under our subsidiary companies, Beriev, Ilyushin, Irkut, Sukhoi, Mikoyan, Tupolev, Yakolev, Lavovich-Gurachkin, and Komsomolsk-on-Amur Aircraft Production Association, we are capable of producing fighter aircraft, bomber aircraft, fighter-bombers, electronic warfare aircraft, transport planes, and anti-submarine patrol aircraft.  We thank you for your generous gift, and look forward to good dealings in future business ventures with Ireland.

 

Alexei Fyodorov

Chairmain of the Management Board, United Aircraft Corporation of Russia

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CLASSIFIED

To: Government of of Selenarctos
From: MoD Acq. Board
Subj: Possible Contract

 

The Ministry of Defense is interested in purchasing the following:

 

  • AT4/AT-4 CS 84mm Recoilless Rifle (25,000)
  • XM1203 155mm Non-Line-of-Sight-Cannon (800)

 

We would also like to know if it is possible to purchase the F-X Strike Fighter to replace our fleet of F-35 and the 2O37 Strategic Bomber to replace our fleet of B-1 Lancers.

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Encrypted Reply:

The Selenarctos national government has redirected your inquiry to Hernandez-Segura Systems and Bulldog Armored Vehicles. These defense contractors are willing to fulfill your order for a total cost of nine billion, two hundred and forty two million, five hundred thousand National Selenarctan Coins.

However, we regret to inform you that the Bulldog's F-X Strike Figther and the Selenarctos Aerospace Consortium's 2O37 Stragetic Bomber are not approved for general export. We are sorry for this inconvenience, but encourage you to investigate the SAC's export-approved F-22 and Typhoon Air Superiority Fighters, or consider switching to SAC-manufactured F-35 Strike Fighters to meet your air defense needs.
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The Selenarctos national government has redirected your inquiry to Hernandez-Segura Systems and Bulldog Armored Vehicles. These defense contractors are willing to fulfill your order for a total cost of nine billion, two hundred and forty two million, five hundred thousand National Selenarctan Coins.

However, we regret to inform you that the Bulldog's F-X Strike Figther and the Selenarctos Aerospace Consortium's 2O37 Stragetic Bomber are not approved for general export. We are sorry for this inconvenience, but encourage you to investigate the SAC's export-approved F-22 and Typhoon Air Superiority Fighters, or consider switching to SAC-manufactured F-35 Strike Fighters to meet your air defense needs.

 

We accept the offer of 9,242,500,000NSC. The funds will be transferred to the appropriate accounts and we await our deliveries.

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CLASSIFIED

To: Boeing Corp.
From: MoD Acq. Board
Subj: Possible Contract

 

The Ministry of Defense is interested in acquiring the F-15 Silent Eagle. The total number would be 144 aircraft. Please notify us of the total price and estimated delivery time at your earliest convenience.

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CLASSIFIED

To: Boeing Corp.
From: MoD Acq. Board
Subj: Possible Contract

 

We accept the total price of 10.4 Billion Imperial Bancors. We would also like to purchase services and an army delivery contract for weapons with the units.

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Excellent, your pilots may also travel to our air testing facility in Sichuan Province to begin drilling on the training squadron we keep here, as well as have your mechanics practice with ours on maintaining the aircraft.  We also urge your government high officials to come visit our facilities in China.

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To: Boeing Corp.
From: MoD Acq. Board
 

The Ministry of Defense would like to purchase the following:

 

EA-18G x 48

B 737 AEW&C x 20

Boeing E-767 x 20

KC-767 x 120

V-22 Osprey x 110

AH-64E x 300

CH-47F x 200

 

We are also looking to obtain manufacturing rights for the C-17 Globemaster and above equipment.

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Boeing is prepared to fulfill these orders.  However, may we suggest you come to Chongqing to discuss a more formal economic and political relationship, as well as consider purchasing a range of capabilities based around the Super Hornet model.   Our Super Hornet models can offer you a range of capablities especially when integrated with you silent eagles and support craft that would provide you with interoperability you simply cannot get from integrating Russian and European models with an eye to operate in any environment at an affordable budget price point.
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CLASSIFIED
TO: Government of of Selenarctos
FROM: MoD Acq. Board
 
The Air Force would like to purchase 30 A-225 heavy lift aircraft.


Encrypted reply:

Your purchase request has been referred to the Selenarctos Aerospace Consortium by the National Government of Selenarctos. We are happy to supply Ireland with 30 SAC A-225 planes for a total cost of 9 billion NSC. We can begin construction immediately, and complete delivery of all thirty planes within two years time.
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