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To: Gran Columbia Defense Ministry

From: Hershey Defense Sales and Procurement Department

 

The purchase of 120 F-22 Block 50 fighters by the Gran Columbia government has been approved by the Department of Defense and the State Department.  The total comes to $15,960,000,000 with the 5% first time purchase discount.  As a first time buyer the order also comes with free shipping and a years supply of chocolate as well as a one year warranty on equipment and technical personnel.  Thank you for doing business with Hershey Defense.

 

 

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To: Hershey Defense Sales and Procurement Department

From: Ministry of Defense Acquisitions Board

Subj: Possible Purchases

 

The Ministry of Defense is interested in acquiring the following from your company:

 

1. Warrior Battle System x 250,000

2. M1A2 VEP Abrams Tank x 1,600

3. MIM-23X Super Hawk SAM x 200 (launchers)

4. MIM-23X Super Hawk SAM x 3,000 (missiles)

5. MIM-120B SLAMRAAM x 200 (launchers)

6. MIM-120B SLAMRAAM x 8,000 (missiles)

 

We would like to know if these are legally accessible and the total cost.

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To: Hersey Defensey

From : The Temporary President of The Republic of Labrador 

 

The Republic of Labrador would be interested in buying 2 BGM-71 Anti-Tank Missiles along with 66,840 Warrior Battle Systems and  66,840 M-16A5 Assault Rifles. Please get back to ASAP with a price quote and Thank you

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To: Hersey Defensey

From : The Temporary President of The Republic of Labrador 

 

The Republic of Labrador would be interested in buying 2 BGM-71 Anti-Tank Missiles along with 66,840 Warrior Battle Systems and  66,840 M-16A5 Assault Rifles. Please get back to ASAP with a price quote and Thank you

 

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Unfortunately we are unable and unwilling to provide such an order to such a new nation in the international community.  Company policy is generally to conduct business with well established and stable nations which you have not proven yet, time will tell.

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To: Ministry of Defense Acquisitions Board

From: Hershey Defense Sales and Procurement Department

Subj: Re: Possible Purchases

 

The following is the price quote for your order.

 

1. Warrior Battle System x 250,000 = $2,500,000,000

2. M1A2 VEP Abrams Tank x 1,600 = $9,600,000,000

3. MIM-23X Super Hawk SAM x 200 (launchers) = $2,000,000,000

4. MIM-23X Super Hawk SAM x 3,000 (missiles) = $2,850,000,000

5. MIM-120B SLAMRAAM x 200 (launchers) = $2,000,000,000

6. MIM-120B SLAMRAAM x 8,000 (missiles) $4,800,000,000

Total Price: $23,150,000,000

 

Please note that maintenance and support services are a separate charge to be contracted separately from this order.

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To: Ministry of Defense Acquisitions Board

From: Hershey Defense Sales and Procurement Department

Subj: Re: Possible Purchases

 

Thank you for granting our order. The monetary funds will be transferred ASAP. We are also interested in maintenance and support services. Would it be possible to have regular support through a yearly contract?

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To: Hershey General Defense Systems

From: Defence Acquisition Committee

Subj: Aircraft purchases

 

To whom it may concern,

 

The Magellanic Congressional Committee of Defence has recently approved to creation of a national air force. We are interested in purchasing one hundred F-16E Fighting Falcon units. We would also like to purchase twelve Warrior Battle System units for testing and evaluation purposes.

 

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To: Hershey General Defense Systems
From: United Mexican States Ministry of Defence 
 
Subject: Aircraft Purchases

 

 

We would like to order the following:

 

Sixty F-16F Fighting Falcon Multi Role Fighters

 

Please can we also purchase a license to manufacture this model of aircraft so to replace other aircraft currently in service.

 

Sincerely, 
 
Office of the United Mexican States Ministry of Defence

 

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To: Hershey General Defense Systems

From: Defence Acquisition Committee

Subj: Aircraft purchases

 

To whom it may concern,

 

The Magellanic Congressional Committee of Defence has recently approved to creation of a national air force. We are interested in purchasing one hundred F-16E Fighting Falcon units. We would also like to purchase twelve Warrior Battle System units for testing and evaluation purposes.

 

 

 

 

The purchase of 100 F-16E Fighting Falcons comes out to $4,000,000,000.  We do regret to inform you that the Warrior Batttle System will be taken off the market and is no longer available for purchase.

 

 

 

 

To: Hershey General Defense Systems
From: United Mexican States Ministry of Defence 
 
Subject: Aircraft Purchases

 

 

We would like to order the following:

 

Sixty F-16F Fighting Falcon Multi Role Fighters

 

Please can we also purchase a license to manufacture this model of aircraft so to replace other aircraft currently in service.

 

Sincerely, 
 
Office of the United Mexican States Ministry of Defence

 

 

 

The purchase of 60 F-16E Fighting Falcons comes to a total of $2,400,000,000.  Licensed production of the aircraft is available with royalties of $20,000,000 per aircraft and a separate arrangement for spare parts. 

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To: Hershey General Defense Systems
From: United Mexican States Ministry of Defence 
 
Subject: Aircraft Purchases
 
We have wired the appropriate funds to you. We accept the conditions on the Licensed Production of the aircraft, we pledge to pay the requested amount per aircraft if and when we manufacture them. We will be doing business again with you in the future.
 
Sincerely, 
 
Office of the United Mexican States Ministry of Defence

 

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The purchase of 100 F-16E Fighting Falcons comes out to $4,000,000,000.  We do regret to inform you that the Warrior Batttle System will be taken off the market and is no longer available for purchase.

 

We will ensure that the cost is played off in installments of $1 billion over the cause of four years.

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