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Dunder Mifflin Paper Company hiring


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Wanted: middle-aged black man with sass. Big butt, bigger heart.

Qualities needed:
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[*]Blusy wisdom
[*]Sassy remarks
[*]Big watery red eyes
[*]Must like crossword puzzles

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Send applications to: [url="http://www.dundermifflinalliance.com"]Dunder Mifflin, Inc.[/url]

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Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.

As you may have guessed, we're an alliance with a sense of humor. We try to be helpful, but our primary purpose is to have a fun place to level alts, or have a conversation with other freaks while we do....whatever. Help is (sometimes- more often, now) available for help with nation building and such.

Eventually we foresee having enough people to actually do content as an alliance, but that isn't the emphasis. We just wanna have a good time.

Check our website for more information, or gimme a holler InGame. http://www.dundermifflinalliance.com

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We are accepting funny Regional Manager, shy receptionists, volunteer sherriff deputy, prankster salesman, conservative accountant, forgetful product overseer, Temps with MBA degree, tough warehouse foreman, divorced Human Resource Rep, and pretty much anyone else.

No politicians, though. We have standards.

As you may have guessed, we're an alliance with a sense of humor. We try to be helpful, but our primary purpose is to have a fun place to level alts, or have a conversation with other freaks while we do....whatever. Help is (sometimes- more often, now) available for help with nation building and such.

Eventually we foresee having enough people to actually do content as an alliance, but that isn't the emphasis. We just wanna have a good time.

Check our website for more information, or gimme a holler IG. http://www.dundermifflinalliance.com

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