Well look at this. Who could it ever be? It is I, GradyTheGreat and my lovely assistant JoseRIII.
We are here to wow you with our amazing alliance.
But first, come have some of our amazing candy!
Take it from Willy. Everyone who is somewhat normal likes candy.
That's just a fact!
We do love our candy here but we have even more to offer!
Yes!
That would be correct. We do have a very large van from which we command the road!
Our van, strangely enough, has room for many many more passengers.
So what's stopping you?
How about you come and join us!
I mean we are really impossible to resist!
How could you even think about not joining us?
That's right One Does Not Simply Guy!
There is no resisting the temptation of enjoying some lovely candy within our creepy van that has darkly tinted windows!
Now I know that this may concern you but don't let it.
I know what you're thinking.
Well you'd be totally right.
You can rest assured knowing that!
However, even if we are weirdos our friends will still love us.
Why yes overly sarcastic Nicholas Cage, we do have friends.
Those lovely monkeys over at Doom Kingdom have vowed to protect our stashes of candy.
Now I know we have a lot of memes here.
But the point is to join SwC because we are a totally awesome group of guys running a cool alliance.
And if you just want to hang out come and join our IRC channel that would be awesome too!
#swc
This has been GradyTheGreat and JoseRIII.
Thank you for your undivided attention!